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V's Take

V’s Take is The Miami Hurricane’s most controversial and longest running column. V’s Take is a satirical work published biweekly by students and for students using our generation’s “colorful” language. V addresses all things love, sex and gossip on campus. V is not for the politically correct or easily offended.

Codependent or just clingy?

My girlfriend and I have been together for eight months. We do absolutely everything together. On the few nights that we can’t sleep in the same bed, we fall asleep together on FaceTime. My friends believe my relationship is not healthy and codependent, but I think they are jealous. How can I tell if this is true?

How do I politely kick my roommate out for a hookup?

It’s a Thursday night. T...

Exploring UM’s Scenic Campus… and Each Other

Look, we’ve all been the...

The final re-V-eal

After two great years of...

Twisting in the twin

Valentine's Day just pas...

On-V-Fans

To all the brave college...

Valentine’s Day Sex Playlist

Kink Shaming

Homecoming DILFs

Semester of celibacy

Letter to freshmen

Stick it to the man

Ganja Gremlin

How many shots?

V is for vaccinated

HIV is not a joke

How to prepare for a funeral

A very COVID-19 Valentine’s

Moving forward