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V's Take

V’s Take is The Miami Hurricane’s most controversial and longest running column. V’s Take is a satirical work published biweekly by students and for students using our generation’s “colorful” language. V addresses all things love, sex and gossip on campus. V is not for the politically correct or easily offended.

Codependent or just clingy?

My girlfriend and I have been together for eight months. We do absolutely everything together. On the few nights that we can’t sleep in the same bed, we fall asleep together on FaceTime. My friends believe my relationship is not healthy and codependent, but I think they are jealous. How can I tell if this is true?

How do I politely kick my roommate out for a hookup?

It’s a Thursday night. T...

Exploring UM’s Scenic Campus… and Each Other

Look, we’ve all been the...

The final re-V-eal

After two great years of...

Twisting in the twin

Valentine's Day just pas...

On-V-Fans

To all the brave college...

Role play

Sex Party

Butt stuff

Taking the perfect nude

V’s sex toy must-haves

Follow Up: Open Sesame

Mama raised a snitch

Naked in public

Open sesame

Affirmative Action for tops

You’re still a virgin?

So this is love?

Quarantine blues

DIY time

In your dreams