V's Take

V’s Take is The Miami Hurricane’s most controversial and longest running column. V’s Take is a satirical work published biweekly by students and for students using our generation’s “colorful” language. V addresses all things love, sex and gossip on campus. V is not for the politically correct or easily offended.

Codependent or just clingy?

My girlfriend and I have been together for eight months. We do absolutely everything together. On the few nights that we can’t sleep in the same bed, we fall asleep together on FaceTime. My friends believe my relationship is not healthy and codependent, but I think they are jealous. How can I tell if this is true?

The Madonna-whore complex is alive and well

As women, we’re living in...

He is not mysterious. He just doesn’t communicate. 

There was a time when my...

UM cleans up nice

College students worldwi...

Bring back crushes

What’s better than gainin...

A love letter to Mahoney-Pearson

It’s impossible to miss t...

How to be gay offline

Hooking up with frat boys

Bros before hoes?

The ultimate sex playlist

AH! Feelings!

Beware of the horse girl

Talk dirty to me

Is he out of my league?

Friends with consequences

Ditching the Vibrator

Dealing with temptation