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Thursday, April 16, 2026
April 16 , 2026

Your dating history, the parental mystery that doesn’t need solving

For this year’s Family Weekend moms and dads flocked to campus, frats and any club their daughters have a promoter to. I’m sure everyone saw Red Cup’s coverage or any frat risk managers snap story to...

V vs. Gainesville

Much to everyone's surprise, the Hurricanes were able to pull a win out of their ass this weekend in the Swamp. I was one of the lucky Hurricanes in attendance who got to watch that miracle happen li...

Centennial Village, check your privilege

If you are one of the lucky freshmen that got the chance to live in the new Centennial Village, congrats! But also, I hate your guts! Most of us have served our nickel in the Hecht and Stanford penit...

Frat Flu: The 0.1% of bacteria that Clorox can’t kill

The frats on campus are known for many things, one of them being the germs inside. No, we’re not talking about the brothers (for once), but the place they live in. Taking a page from Sue Sylvest...

Whatever Happened to Respect Your Elders?

Ah, parents weekend. A time-honored tradition at Universities around the country where parents catch a glimpse of life at the school they pay for while students supposedly clean up their acts for thre...

Number 67 in the Nation but Number 1 in Our Hearts

In case you missed it (which you probably did) our beloved University dropped to #67 in the U.S. News and World Reports Ranking. Down 12 spots from last year, it's clear that Alix Earle's success can ...

UBus or Bust?

In honor of the first ‘Canes win of the season — I almost forgot what it felt like to leave Hard Rock happy — I thought it would be only right to talk about the epidemic that is the ...

A Catalog of Characters at UM

As you stumble through the first week of classes, I thought it only fitting to discuss the types of people that I have had the pleasure — or if we are being real — the displeasure of inter...

Fear the freshman-year first love

A word of advice from V? Do not fall for the boy (or girl) next door, especially when they are only a wall away.

The crippling cost of living in America’s most expensive city: An argument ...

When did Publix decide that they’re Whole Foods? When did my landlord decide that because my shower makes a weird gurgling noise that they can charge me for an in-unit jacuzzi?

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