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Monday, April 21, 2025
April 21 , 2025

Twisting in the twin

Valentine's Day just passed and some of us singles are horny and frustrated after being forced to scroll through Instagram stories of your troll boyfriends. Spring is right around the corner, so why ...

On-V-Fans

To all the brave college students trying to find a job, God bless you. The job market was already a mess, but with executive orders being sent out like SHEIN sale updates it’s looking more tumultuous...

The TikTok tease: We’re so back?

It lasted 14 hours. For 14 hours I stared at the ceiling, opened Instagram reels once (#neveragain) and even debated watching YouTube again. For the half-day without access to TikTok you would’ve tho...

Giving Thanks

For just this once, instead of giving advice or scalding takes, I want to use this V’s Take to open my heart up to all of you readers. There is a lot I find myself thankful for, so let me share with ...

If you can’t pass the law, you can’t hit it raw

Trojan, Durex, Skyn — just a few names you men are going to want to start getting familiar with. Amendment 4’s failure not only means women’s access to abortion is basically nonexistent but that your...

Uncuffing season: Choose your character  

Is it just my FYP or is everyone breaking up right now? There’s ‘spring cleaning,’ but for college students, there’s also the ‘semester split.’ After a breakup, everyone spirals in their own way to d...

Your dating history, the parental mystery that doesn’t need solving

For this year’s Family Weekend moms and dads flocked to campus, frats and any club their daughters have a promoter to. I’m sure everyone saw Red Cup’s coverage or any frat risk managers snap story to...

V vs. Gainesville

Much to everyone's surprise, the Hurricanes were able to pull a win out of their ass this weekend in the Swamp. I was one of the lucky Hurricanes in attendance who got to watch that miracle happen li...

Centennial Village, check your privilege

If you are one of the lucky freshmen that got the chance to live in the new Centennial Village, congrats! But also, I hate your guts! Most of us have served our nickel in the Hecht and Stanford penit...

Frat Flu: The 0.1% of bacteria that Clorox can’t kill

The frats on campus are known for many things, one of them being the germs inside. No, we’re not talking about the brothers (for once), but the place they live in. Taking a page from Sue Sylvest...

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