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Inflatable elephant becomes a canvas for free speech on campus

An inflatable white elephant laying on a red and white striped sheet caught the attention of students passing by the Foote Green on Wednesday, Jan. 29. Barefoot and wearing a sunhat, Billie Grace Lynn, an associate professor of sculpture at the University of Miami School of Architecture approached students, saying, “Want to graffiti the elephant?”

Designed by Lynn, the performative art piece near the center of the Coral Gables Campus started a conversation about free speech, and encouraged passerbyers to comment on the current administration. 

Though she admitted the piece can imply a certain perspective, it was built to be a blank canvas for any conversation.

“This is a sculpture that allows people to speak about how they feel about the political situation,” Lynn said. “I am coming from a particular point of view, but I’m also coming from a place of knowing that if we don’t talk to each other, we’re going to lose our democracy.”

Starting at 11 a.m., she invited students passing by to join the conversation. Writing in red, blue and black Sharpies, students joined and wrote messages on the inflatable elephant. By 3 p.m., the elephant was gone.

Messages against the current administration like, “THE PEOPLE MUST RISE TOGETHER” and “Impeach & Remove Now!” were written.

Some students chose an encouraging approach, writing optimistic messages reminding people to care for one another. One said, “You are Loved” with another nearby that read, “Be Kind to All.”

Zofia Kaleta, a senior marine science major at UM, knew she had to participate. “I’m guessing the sheet is an American flag, it’s a statement,” Coletta said. “Why not be part of the statement?”

Other statements written in large letters on the elephant said, “Don’t be sorry, Do something,” the word “LIES” in red block letters was written on the bottom of one foot in the front and on the back foot “TRUTH” was written in blue block letters.

Romeo Jon Bongiovi, a junior at UM, appreciated the platform and saw it as a wakeup call to the University about student speech.

“My eye is drawn to the ‘Free Gaza’ on the side of it, and how little free speech has been elevated on my school’s campus,” Bongiovi said. “It breaks my heart.”

TMH reached out to the University of Miami for comment, but at the time of publication hasn’t received a response.

“If you have the opportunity to be right or to be kind,” one student wrote in blue. “Always choose to be kind.” 

Tik Tok ban delayed, UM students react

Sophia talks about the news surrounding the delay of the Tik Tok ban and how students are feeling about it. Jamison takes a deeper look into how Tik Tok influencers at the University of Miami reacted to the uncertainty surrounding the ban. Sophia finishes off with the reinstating of standardized test scores as a requirement for applying to the University of Miami.

Need a virtual hug? Check out these wholesome Instagram accounts

Social media is often criticized for amplifying negativity and anxiety, yet it also holds the potential to be a source of positivity, humor and hope. 

Between the endless stream of content, wholesome Instagram accounts stand out as beacons of joy, offering users a refreshing escape and moments of calm. 

Here are some of the most uplifting accounts guaranteed to leave you smiling with every scroll. 

@weratedogs (4.3M followers) 

If you’re a dog lover, this account is a must-follow. Known for its “professional” dog ratings, @weratedogs combines hilarious videos of fun-loving pets with heartwarming stories of dogs in need.

A standout feature is their “Top Dogs of the Week,” where they showcase everything from playful puppies to cherished senior dogs. With super cute pictures and endless humor, this account is a guaranteed pick-me-up.

@cutecatnations (157K followers) 

Calling all cat people! @cutecatnations delivers an endless stream of selfies, portraits, and action shots of the most adorable felines. Their videos and reels are a serotonin boost in digital form, perfect for when you need a quick smile.

@the_happy_broadcast (789K followers) 

For anxiety-free scrolling, @the_happy_broadcast is a breath of fresh air. This account focuses on mental health by sharing fact-checked “fun facts” through vibrant illustrations. 

From stories about animal conservation to uplifting news about societal progress, their posts highlight good things happening in the world, with over a thousand posts to explore.

@dogseatinggently (68.5K followers) 

This account is exactly what it sounds like: irresistibly cute videos of dogs gently taking food from their owners’ hands. 

The clips range from hilariously funny to heart-meltingly sweet. Be warned, though – once you start watching, it’s hard to stop.

@annalaura_art (1M followers) 

For art enthusiasts, @annalaura_art offers delightful watercolor comics featuring animated animals in whimsical scenarios. 

This artist’s creations range from cheerfully funny to wholesomely poignant, making her feed a comforting and relatable space for anyone who appreciates a good story told through art.

@mr.pokee (1.5M followers) 

Meet Mr. Pokee, an adorable hedgehog whose Instagram feed is pure magic. Featuring his themed portraits and adventures, this account is a stress-free escape into a world of cuteness. 

With hundreds of thousands of likes on many posts, it’s clear Mr. Pokee has captured the internet’s heart. 

@animalsdoingthings (5.8M followers) 

With 5.8 million followers, @animalsdoingthings is a fan favorite for a reason. The name says it all: hilarious and wholesome videos of pets doing the most unexpected things. From globe-trotting dogs to ducks dressed in sweaters, this account is a delightful showcase of animal antics.

@thewaywemet (314K followers) 

Love is in the air at @thewaywemet, an account dedicated to sharing real-life stories of how couples met and fell in love. These touching tales are brimming with romance and hope, leaving readers swooning and wanting more.

These wholesome Instagram accounts remind us that social media doesn’t have to be a source of negativity. They provide laughter, inspiration, and moments of joy that brighten even the gloomiest days. 

So go ahead and hit that “Follow” button on these accounts – you won’t regret it. In a world that can sometimes feel overwhelming, these accounts are a simple way to bring a little more light into your life.

Where are the arts at UM?

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One of my greatest guilty pleasures is the arts. Whether it’s attending concerts, theatrical performances, or community showcases, I find joy in watching people express their passion, especially when they’re my own friends and peers. 

Unfortunately, my first semester surprisingly lacked community engagement with the arts. I expected opportunities to attend and support events, showcases, fundraisers, but I was disappointed. The arts scene here has felt almost non-existent, and that needs to be fixed. 

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It’s important to get involved, explore your passions and find a community with others who have the same interests. As a freshman, I’m always looking for extracurriculars or activities to fill my free time but I struggled to find performances, clubs, or ways to support art showcases, dance or theatrical shows, even those connected to the Frost School of Music. As a political science student in the College of Arts and Sciences, I don’t get much exposure to the arts, so finding events to watch and participate in is very difficult.

My First Year Fellow, Ainsley Nelson, agreed with me, saying that “The promotion for the arts is extremely minimal and rarely expands beyond those already involved in those communities.” 

There should be more wide-spread advertising and readily-available opportunities for students to appreciate the talent of others. Creative expressions in the form of music, visual arts, literature, and performance can lead to various opportunities and branch new interests for people. The arts provide a creative pathway for students to be unique in their own profession, and it should be advertised more. 

Invitations

Many of my friends major in the arts, and I know firsthand how incredibly talented they are. I would love to watch them perform and share their skills with the wider student body. Students in the arts should take the initiative to invite their peers, whether they’re in Frost or not, to support their performances. These personal invitations can build community support for the arts and help bridge the gap between different academic disciplines. 

Melika, a junior and music industry major in the Frost School of Music, gave her insight on this subject. “As a classical pianist, we have so many entertaining events such as jazz showcases. I don’t think there’s been enough done to invite others to performances. I would love to see some familiar faces in the audience of a show though, that would truly make my day.”

Both UM and students majoring in these disciplines should promote more events to all students so that they can explore a subject outside of their field of study.

For All

The arts shouldn’t be limited to students who are majoring in performance or visual arts. Anyone with an interest should have the opportunity to participate, whether that’s through watching a performance or joining in on creative projects. 

Both the College of Arts and Sciences and the Frost School of Music could play a major role in fostering this inclusivity by offering workshops, clubs, and collaborative events that are open to all students, regardless of their major. 

I couldn’t agree more with cross-disciplinary involvement. It’s important for college students to keep their mind open to creativity while enjoying entertainment, learning from it and supporting their fellow students. Not only does this create a space where the arts can thrive but it can bring people together, enriching University of Miami’s culture as a whole.

Tech companies are not the biggest threat to our contentious political environment 

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We are living in a time like no other in contemporary politics. From a near-assassination attempt on the now 47th President Donald Trump to an abysmal first presidential debate, there is no shortage of political news. Despite these glaring headlines, one specific concern captivating the attention of many Americans is how tech chief executive officers are actively asserting themselves into the political spotlight. 

A Pew Research Center survey found that almost 78% of Americans say that tech companies possess too much political power and influence. 

While this understandably raises concern among Americans who fear the influence of prominent private-sector leaders, tech companies have demonstrated their ability to significantly bolster our country’s economic strength, benefiting Americans through high-paying jobs, low price inflation for consumers, strong exports and superior innovation. 

Seeing Elon Musk lead a new Department of Government Efficiency under the Trump Administration should come as no surprise to many due to the fact that industry leaders have been prevalent in political economies is not a new occurrence. 

Large companies, such as Apple and Microsoft, have spearheaded economic growth and contributed to an overwhelming increase in job employment. From 2000 to 2018, more than 1 million people were employed by the major tech companies in the United States. 

When employment is high, the economy improves through higher wages and stronger livelihoods for people across different sectors. Higher employment also means more money in the economy. Robin Hartill, a writer for Yahoo Finance, states, “Workers have more money to spend, which drives economic growth.”

Tech companies’ successful outputs lead to overall economic improvement through better lives for people and fewer financial worries. Without highly successful tech companies, the employment rate can decrease, leading to severe consequences such as reduced ability to engage in successful investment opportunities and negative mental health effects. 

Moreover, American economics are no stranger to government involvement. Therefore, it is not uncommon for tech companies to discuss economic issues with government officials, as the government is interested in the viability of the U.S. economy. 

Third-year student Michael Finkel, a finance and accounting major, shared some thoughts on the matter. 

“With the rise of technology and automation, mundane tasks and calculations have become quicker, which is great for a more efficient economy,” said Finkel. “People should not fear tech companies inserting themselves in political conduct because the government and technology can work together to adapt quickly to changes that can drastically change the future.”

Although tech companies intend to benefit Americans by making overwhelming contributions to the economy, many are still fearful of their influence. Tech companies’ role in government raises questions about how their influence could change political dynamics. Pew Research found that “most Americans think social media sites actively censor political viewpoints they disagree with.”

However, these opinions are exacerbated due to the mere conception that tech companies possess powers beyond their scope of influence. In fact, tech groups have played an active role in protecting freedom of speech on online platforms.

Love it or hate it, tech companies are here to stay. Instead of worrying about such companies in political settings, take the chance to consider the economic benefits, such as the vast array of investment opportunities that tech companies provide.

TikTok ban distracts from America’s more important issues

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The TikTok ban flooded news headlines and social media feeds in the days leading up to it. While cybersecurity concerns are valid, the back-and-forth over TikTok distracts Americans from more urgent matters, such as the California fires and mass deportations. 

Donald Trump first proposed the ban in 2020, citing security risks associated with China having access to Americans’ data via TikTok. In April 2024, the controversial ban was signed into law by then-President Joe Biden. On the night of Jan. 18, 2025, people opened the app to a message saying the app was not working in the U.S. 

The message also shared that TikTok was hopeful that Trump would help resolve the issue, reading, “We are fortunate that President Trump has indicated that he will work with us on a solution to reinstate TikTok once he takes office.”

The app was revived on Jan. 19 after a message was put out by Trump on his Truth Social platform, providing TikTok with the clarity they needed to get the app running again, TikTok said in a statement on X. 

It’s frustrating to watch as Trump swoops in to “save” TikTok from a ban that was his idea in the first place. Many people have speculated that Trump “saving” TikTok was a stunt to garner support from younger generations, sparking debate over his true motives. 

After seeing all of the energy and discussion that went into the ban, it’s hard to not wonder why the same effort isn’t spent addressing the hundreds of other issues facing our country today. 

“I feel as if the government has more important things to focus on instead of our data being used by China,” said freshman broadcast journalism major Valentina Carbonell. 

In the weeks before a typical inauguration, things like healthcare, immigration and the economy are often at the forefront of discussion, but this time they were put on the back burner as many Americans hyper-focused on the threat of losing their primary form of entertainment. 

I’ve seen countless people call on Elon Musk, the multibillionaire who owns X, to buy TikTok. As a 501(c)(3) owner, Musk is required by the International Revenue Service to donate at least 5% of his Musk Foundation revenue to charitable purposes every year. The New York Times reports that he has not met this 5% donation threshold in the last three years. I think more people should be focused on getting Musk to donate his IRS required money before they beg him to acquire a second social media platform. 

Instead of being spent on TikTok, these hundreds of millions of dollars could be going to resources to help the homeless and the food insecure in America, or other more important issues that call for financial support.

While the world is literally on fire and countless immigrant families anxiously await the unforeseen consequences of Trump’s new immigration policies, these issues are slipping through the cracks as we put our focus on the TikTok ban.  

Do not be fooled or distracted by PR campaigns. Billionaires and politicians like Musk and Trump are not heroes.

Hurricanes WBB puts 7-game losing streak to rest after win against SMU 

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The winds certainly shifted for Miami women’s basketball, as it delivered a thrilling 70-63 win over the Southern Methodist University Mustangs on Sunday afternoon in Coral Gables, Fla. After a seven-game losing streak, this long-awaited victory was exactly what the ’Canes needed to reignite their fire.

Heading into the first quarter, SMU center Jessica Peterson posed a serious threat to the Hurricanes in the paint, dominating the boards with her size and strength. While Miami held on to its slight lead throughout the quarter, it did not stand out much on either side of the court.

After the first quarter, the Hurricanes came to life on defense and were able to wind down the shot clock for SMU and create key turnovers. While Miami initially held a consistent lead over the Mustangs, though, SMU guard Nya Robertson knocked down a three-pointer to tie the score at 27-27 late in the second quarter. 

After a back-and-forth battle in the paint, the Mustangs became overzealous on defense and sent Natalija Marshall to the free throw line. She calmly sank both shots, bringing the halftime score to 32-28 in favor of Miami.

Graduate forward Natalija Marshall preps for to rebound a free throw against Southern Methodist University on Sunday Jan. 26, 2025. Photo Credit: Callie Sims – Contributing Photographer

While UM maintained a small but steady lead for much of the game, the Mustangs staged a comeback in the fourth quarter with their scoring run. They brought the score to three points (66-63 Miami) with 1:38 left on the clock. 

Although SMU’s comeback would have been fatal for Miami, it was able to keep its composure and secure the win in the end. In the Hurricanes’ postgame press conference, senior guard Darrione Rogers described Miami’s mindset during the Mustang’s scoring run as one in which “we weren’t going to lose no matter what, even though it wasn’t the cutest win.”

University of Miami Women’s Basketball Head Coach Tricia Cullop watches graduate guard Hanna Cavinder against Southern Methodist University on Sunday Jan. 26, 2025. Photo Credit: Callie Sims – Contributing Photographer

Haley Cavinder had her performance of the season and was no stranger to the leaderboard, totaling a whopping season-high of 32 points and going 6-for-9 at the three-point line. She also went 6-for-7 at the free throw line and utilized the powerful screens of her teammates to get shots off and carry the team offensively.

The Hurricanes look to carry this win into their face-off with Virginia at home on Thursday.

Miami’s winter survival guide

While we live in the heart of Miami, the winter season can bring unexpected chills. With temperatures dipping into the 40s, you may be unprepared for the cooler weather. 

There are plenty of simple tricks to beat the cold and make the most of Miami’s rare brisk days. It’s time to bundle up and explore some easy ways to stay toasty this winter.

Cozy spots on campus

Getting a warm drink and finding a comfortable spot to study or hang out is key. Grab a hot drink from Starbucks by Shalala or Archivist Cafe by Richter to keep your hands warm and your spirits lifted. 

Seasonal beverages such as peppermint mochas or chai lattes are great choices. Shalala and Richter both offer cozy seating areas and quiet nooks to retreat from the chilly outdoors.

Winter fashion

These rare chilly days are the perfect excuse to layer up in style. A matching sweat set is always a great option to look put together, even when you are cold. 

The weather is also a great excuse to make your way to the campus bookstore to buy a new hoodie, jacket or blanket. These options are functional and a great way to show off your Hurricane pride throughout the winter.

The cooler weather provides a refreshing break from Miami’s usual heat and humidity, making it the perfect time to enjoy a scenic walk by Lake Osceola. Now is the ideal time to enjoy the campus’s beauty without breaking a sweat. 

Fun activities

Cold days are the perfect opportunity to plan cozy and fun social activities. Grab some hot cocoa and have a movie night with your friends. Stock up on marshmallows, whipped cream and snacks, then pick a lineup. Don’t forget to set up lots of blankets and pillows to create the ultimate warm atmosphere.

The cooler weather allows for visiting local winter-themed events or exploring indoor attractions in Miami.

You can check out the Coconut Grove Arts Festival from Feb. 15-17. The bohemian Coconut Grove neighborhood comes alive with stands and from more than 280 juried artists, as well as culinary demonstrations and delicious local eats, live music and family-friendly activities.

Another winter event you can attend is the 24th annual Food Network South Beach Wine & Food Festival. It returns Feb. 20-23 with exciting culinary events. There may even be featured celebrity Food Network personalities, top Miami talent and renowned and rising chefs from around the country.

Lastly, the Winter Party Festival has become one of the biggest events of the year for the LGBTQ+ community, drawing thousands to Miami Beach for a full week of music, dancing and celebration. The festival will run from Feb. 26  to March 4 with nine events at different beaches and nightclubs.

Miami winters may be brief, but they’re the perfect excuse to try new activities. From cozy campus hangouts to winter fashion and social gatherings, there are countless ways to stay warm and enjoy Miami’s rare chilly days. So bundle up, grab a hot drink and make the most of the season.

Hurricane Hoops force overtime, fail to close out the game versus Cal

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Down 79-76 with 4.6 seconds left in the game Miami was left with one more chance to force overtime. Inbounding on the sideline was freshman guard Jalil Bethea who heaved a cross-court pass to fellow freshman Austin Swartz. A defender in his face, Swartz hit a touch pass to Matthew Cleveland who would bury a contested three-point shot on the right wing with one second remaining on the game clock.

With five additional minutes on the clock, Miami looked to battle hard to secure its first ACC win of the season and in almost a calendar year. After playing neck-and-neck basketball for the first two minutes of the frame, Cal began to pull away going on a 7-0 run in less than 90 seconds. Down 88-81, with under two minutes to play, Miami’s A.J. Staton-Mccray and Cleveland tried to wheel his team to victory but ended up falling short. 

 In the second and final game of Miami’s (4-16, 0-9 ACC) first-ever west coast ACC road trip, they looked to rebound against California (11-9, 4-5 ACC) after getting blown out by Stanford a few days ago. Miami would go on to lose their ninth straight game in heartbreaking fashion, 98-94. 

In Miami’s most complete showing in some time, many players were clicking on all cylinders. Cleveland had himself a night, scoring 30 points going 3-5 from long range and 9-9 from the charity strike. This would be the second time in three games that Cleveland would score 30+ points. 

Additionally, the struggling Brandon Johnson and Paul Djobet had good numbers. Johnson would go on to score 16 points, shooting 4-7 from beyond the arc. Johnson has been an immensely bad three-point shooter during ACC play, it was much needed for him to get going from deep. Djobet would score 12 points, shooting 40% from the field.

In the first half, Cal would take the early 10-6 lead at the 15:52 mark. The Golden Bears would continue to keep their advantage as the half progressed. Miami would keep their deficit at 10 and under but at the half, they were down 47-39.

In striking distance after the halftime break, Jalil Bethea would open up the scoring on a fastbreak layup to move the score within six. Kiree Huie who got his first start as a Hurricane would go into the scoring column with a made layup. Cal’s Jeremiah Wilkson would continue to torch his way to the basket, keeping his team in front. Wilkson would end up with 30 points shooting 10-22 from the field but a mere 1-10 from deep. 

Miami showing some fight, something fans have not seen in the second half this season, would tie the game 55-55 on a successful free throw by none other than Cleveland with just over 10 minutes left.

From here on out it was competitive basketball, both teams trading buckets and leads as the clock kept winding down. DJ Campbell of Cal would pick his team up, scoring 22 points and shooting 50% from the field. Cleveland would go on to send Miami to overtime but they did ultimately lose.

Despite the loss, Miami put up high shooting percentages. They would finish the game shooting 46% from the field and 52% from deep. They would also shoot 18-21 from the free-throw line.

Miami will hop on a long flight back to Coral Gables to play Virginia at the Watsco Center. The game will be on Wednesday at 7 p.m. and be televised on ESPN2/U. 

2025 ‘Canes Baseball: 5 Players to Look Out For

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With less than a few weeks before the first pitch is thrown to begin the 2025 baseball season, buzz is starting to grow around the Miami Hurricanes baseball team. Despite a down year in 2024 with a below .500 record, head coach J.D Arteaga looks to turn the tide around and create waves in the ACC. Only eight players return from the 2024 squad, the rest of the roster has been filled by a top eight transfer and freshman class respectively.

With a bunch of fresh faces and the return of key players, here are five players who can be cornerstones for ‘Canes baseball in the 2025 season.

Daniel Cuvet – Infield, Sophomore, #14

The ‘Canes best player last year returns to the Light looking to continue the momentum after his historic freshman season where he hit 24 home runs alongside a .351 AVG. Expect Cuvet to stay hot, as opposing teams won’t be able to pitch around him as much due to the added depth in the lineup. Moreover, Cuvet looks to improve on the defensive side of the ball, making it an offseason priority.

“He’s a true student of the game… he’s learning how to become a more well-rounded player,” coach Arteaga told D1Baseball.

Already a Perfect Game preseason All-American and preseason All-ACC, more RBI’s and more home runs are surely in store for “Danny Dingers” himself.

Brian Walters – Pitcher, Redshirt Junior, #10

Despite being drafted to the Mariners in the latter rounds of the 2024 draft, Walters elected to return to Miami. A player who looks set to lead the pitching side of the game, Walters projects to be the main guy in the rotation for the 2025 season. He pitched to a 3.29 ERA in 15 appearances last season and has taken a massive step forward heading into the new year. He dominated across his outings in fall ball, dicing up hitters as he pleased. Walters is a true leader on and off the field, someone who will consistently get the job done when his name is called.

Max Galvin – Outfield, Redshirt Junior, #7

Arguably the steal of the entire portal from Oklahoma State, Galvin hit .344 with a 1.001 OPS in Northwood this summer. A confident, smooth lefty bat who launches the ball well to the pull side with 31 XBH and 13 HR in Northwood. Combine his summer stats with the nearly .400 batting average Galvin had during his time at Miami-Dade College, all the stats point to Galvin taking his success to the big stage. He impressed many during the fall with his approach that punishes mistakes. No matter what the count is, expect Galvin to have the green light. He brings an energy that rallies the dugout, a sparkplug player who will be key in the outfield and at the plate.

Griffin Hugus – Pitcher, Junior, #13

A transfer from Cincinnati, Hugus’ stock skyrocketed after a great All-League summer in Cape Cod. 2.31 ERA with over a strikeout per inning, holding opposing hitters to a .186 AVG. A former “two-way” player at Cincinnati, his athleticism on the mound is apparent. A fast arm that mixes a rising fastball with a pair of off speeds, Hugus works up and down to put hitters away and dominate. He attacks hitters and has huge confidence on the mound. His electric stuff projects him well to being a solid weekend starter, a key piece in the rotation, and a great 1-2 punch with Walters.

Jake Ogden – Infield, Junior, #4

A South Florida native who transferred from UNC Greensboro after starting all 54 games for the Spartans last year, Ogden hit .318 while consistently avoiding strikeouts. This trend continued in the fall, with a multiple hit game against FAU and countless hits in fall scrimmages. He’s a true “swiss army knife” player who can play nearly every position in the infield, an ability that’s cherished for teams posed to make a run. A big game player who proved it against top ACC competition such as Wake Forest, expect Ogden to do whatever is asked from him to win ball games.

The TikTok tease: We’re so back?

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It lasted 14 hours. For 14 hours I stared at the ceiling, opened Instagram reels once (#neveragain) and even debated watching YouTube again. For the half-day without access to TikTok you would’ve thought the end times were near. Well… they are, but this was a relatively anticlimactic start.

Leading up to Sunday night, everyone was saying their final goodbyes to TikTok. Beloved audios resurfaced one last time, Vinnie Hacker recreated fan-favorite thirst traps and Charli D’Amelio finally fessed up about her phony “anxiety stick” which was just a damn vape. Heartfelt compilations, love letters and links to other apps flooded the “For You” page before it went dark Saturday night. But, come Sunday morning, everything was back to usual? For some? 

Personally, I was kind of disappointed that the app came back. For starters, without TikTok to scroll through while I procrastinate my assignments, I could feel my GPA already start to soar to heights it’s never seen. I could maybe graduate “Sigma Cum Loud” or whatever it’s called.

Second, for someone as theatrical as Donald Trump, I would have thought he’d stretch the ban out for at least longer than a day to build suspense. For someone who hid away so many documents for so long, you think he could have at least kept the app in the dark for a whole day.

And lastly, I already started a streak on Duolingo in preparation for the migration to Rednote. For example, I learned how to say “raw next question” in Mandarin. I’m practically fluent!

Now, TikTok is a great tool to use to stay caught up on all things news and culture, and I’m definitely glad we didn’t lose it. But the last thing I want to do is be at my post-grad office job and start parroting whatever TikTok reference is currently stuck in my head. I have to look professional, and humming Zara Larson’s “Symphony” to myself isn’t going to help.

If we as a generation collectively crash out when we can’t drunkenly scroll on our phones after getting back from the club, real life is going to hit us like a truck. So, let’s try to focus on the bigger fish to fry. Between the fires, liars and town criers, TikTok might be a little bit messy for the time being. Whatever may follow the inauguration, we as a country have proven we can’t handle going cold turkey. 

Scroll while you can, stay up to date but try to stay vigilant… or watch some Liverking videos. Sure, he was canceled, but soon it’s going to be Mad Max times and you’re going to need to know what parts of a deer you can eat.

Just in case, follow me on Instagram. 😚

V’s Take is The Miami Hurricane’s most controversial and longest running column. V’s Take is a satirical work published biweekly by students and for students using our generation’s “colorful” language. V addresses all things love, sex and gossip on campus. V is not for the politically correct or easily offended.



Miami loses its eighth straight in blowout loss to Stanford

Coming off a 43-point loss to SMU at home, the Hurricanes flew out west to take on Stanford in a newly formed ACC matchup. The result wasn’t any better, as Miami lost 88-51.

Miami’s defensive struggles continued to be on display just within the first few minutes of the game as it quickly began down 21-3 at the 11:58 mark of the first half.

Although it seemed this game had ended just minutes after the tip, the ’Canes stepped up their defensive intensity and forced the Cardinal to go on a four minute scoring drought nearing the end of the first half. A couple of Lynn Kidd buckets and a nice drive and scoop from freshman Jalil Bethea ignited a late 10-0 scoring run for the Hurricanes and cut the lead to just 15.

UM entered halftime down 37-21. Kidd posted eight points and five rebounds on 4-of-5 shooting from the field in the first half to keep the Hurricanes within striking distance.

Despite a slow start from senior guard Matthew Cleveland, a quick three to start the second half cut the Cardinal’s lead to just 13. Cleveland continued to score the next seven for the Hurricanes and ended with a team-high 23 points.

Stanford’s shotmaking proved to be too much for Miami, draining 11-of-29 attempts from beyond the arc.

The ’Canes caught themselves down by 37 (77-40) near the five minute mark and were fortunate to avoid back to back 40 point defeats.

Stanford 7-foot-1 senior big Maxime Raynaud was excellent, obtaining his 16th double-double of the season with 28 points and 12 rebounds.

Other than Kidd, Cleveland and sophomore Paul Djobet, no Hurricane scored more than two points on the night.

Miami will close this West Coast stretch with a matchup against California on Saturday at 8:30 p.m.