Fall break f**k-up… revisiting my ex

V'S Take - October 22, 2018

It felt like high school again. You know, back when we all had wills to live.

Forget foliage – fall’s baby fever season.

V'S Take - October 15, 2018

While autumn may be the start of cuffing season, I want to go a step further. I want to have a baby.

Meeting people in person

V'S Take - October 1, 2018

The day I have been dreading has finally come: I have run out of people to swipe on Tinder. I have run out of people to swipe on Bumble. I have run out of people to swipe on Hinge.

How to be a side hoe

V'S Take - September 27, 2018

My momma always told me that no matter what I do, I should do it to the best of my ability. So here’s my take on how to be the best possible side hoe.

To all the f*ckboys who didn’t love me

V'S Take - September 21, 2018

What do you say to someone who stopped talking to you after what was some of the most passable sex of your life?

It’s V’s 10th Birthday, y’all!

V'S Take - September 10, 2018

Catch me hanging out in my birthday suit, laying in bed with a pint of Ben and Jerry's and the only two men I need in my life – Jack (Daniel's Tennesee Whiskey) and Tito( Handmade Vodka).

V is single and ready to…stay single

V'S Take - August 27, 2018

Looking back, I think my relationship was more toxic than Britney Spears dancing in a puddle of nuclear waste. (Alexa, play 'Toxic' by Britney Spears.)

Take it slow: don’t sleep through all the freshmen

V'S Take - August 20, 2018

Now that they're at the U, the class of 2022 better get ready to give V the D – but not too quickly.

V’s Take: The hottest months are coming

V'S Take - April 27, 2018

As we count down the days until the end of the semester, there’s one question on everyone’s mind: How do you get your relationship ready for summer?

V’s Take: Keep it hot for Earth Day

V'S Take - April 16, 2018

Follow these recommendations and the only blue ball this week will be beautiful mother Earth.

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