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Forget foliage – fall’s baby fever season.

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While autumn may be the start of cuffing season, I want to go a step further. I want to have a baby.

Meeting people in person

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The day I have been dreading has finally come: I have run out of people to swipe on Tinder. I have run out of people to swipe on Bumble. I have run out of people to swipe on Hinge.

How to be a side hoe

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My momma always told me that no matter what I do, I should do it to the best of my ability. So here’s my take on how to be the best possible side hoe.

To all the f*ckboys who didn’t love me

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What do you say to someone who stopped talking to you after what was some of the most passable sex of your life?

It’s V’s 10th Birthday, y’all!

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Catch me hanging out in my birthday suit, laying in bed with a pint of Ben and Jerry's and the only two men I need in my life – Jack (Daniel's Tennesee Whiskey) and Tito( Handmade Vodka).

V is single and ready to…stay single

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Looking back, I think my relationship was more toxic than Britney Spears dancing in a puddle of nuclear waste. (Alexa, play 'Toxic' by Britney Spears.)

Take it slow: don’t sleep through all the freshmen

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Now that they're at the U, the class of 2022 better get ready to give V the D – but not too quickly.

V’s Take: The hottest months are coming

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As we count down the days until the end of the semester, there’s one question on everyone’s mind: How do you get your relationship ready for summer?

V’s Take: Keep it hot for Earth Day

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Follow these recommendations and the only blue ball this week will be beautiful mother Earth.

V’s Take: Love yourself or nobody’s gonna love you

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Think of the happiness you get from your partner as the cherry on top of your own creamy, luscious, thicc self-love sundae (just don’t pop the cherry).
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