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Shitti Graffiti

“Graffiti-inspired canvases” is how Street, the ad-scam, faux-alternative paper, described Argentine artist Tao Rey’s six-piece And I Quote exhibit, showing at Placemaker in Miami’s Design District. There isn’t much irony in that statement because this is indeed a basic, incomprehensible series of clean-cut graffiti scribbles placed on dazzling backdrops, hence producing an ultimately paradoxical effect – how graf pieces are meant to be shown throughout the urban concrete of the city and not on glittery canvases.

Rey got his start like most other graffiti artists – in the streets – but his approach was slightly different. Instead of lugging five cans of Krylon spray paint in a backpack and waiting until 3 a.m. to roll around and bomb the system, Tao pre-designed his pieces on vinyl stickers and other materials found at the sign shop where he worked. His method was rather simple: peel and stick.

By rendering graffiti strikes as all too-sleek and almost glamorous with vinyl and acrylics (plus a glass spheres coating, the same material used in street reflectors), the artist creates a glitzy finish, so the technique he implements defeats graffiti’s aesthetic of grittiness and its sense of spontaneity.

Influenced by his days at the sign shop, most of Rey’s work is created with materials and colors (red, blue, orange, green, etc.) used to make Department of Transportation road signs. Appropriately titled, the pieces are cryptic phrases, wherein the words are meant to match the colors of street signs and their universal meanings. The title piece has a brown backdrop, the color dedicated to recreational signs such as national parks, fairgrounds and historical sites. Fittingly, “And I Quote” serves as a landmark for the exhibit, thus the color.

Check out his aptly constructed “Communication is the Key” piece. With its vibrant red background, it’s probably the most attention-grabbing piece of all, attracting the eye immediately and making you stop to decipher the expression. Ostensibly, in street-sign speak, black and white are designated to give straightforward information, see speed limits and “right turn only” signs. Tao’s chosen phrase for these colors interestingly flips the script by telling the viewer to “Read Between the Lines.”

“These Words are all I’ve Got” concludes the exhibit in a blue hue, which is habitually reserved for signs of service or things people need like gas, food and lodging. This can be interpreted to mean that art is just as important to Rey as are the basic necessities.

It should be noted that the uniformity of all the pieces take away from the extemporaneousness of graffiti, although all of these are well composed and profess certain compelling messages. But each work is redundantly rectangular with white letters on a solid-colored background. Although the exhibit lacks to convey the raw feeling of graffiti, Tao Rey does an excellent job in matching the phrases with appropriate colors, as each saying seems to lead the viewer right to the next in a conversational style.

For those expecting to see rough-and-ready, street-wise graffiti, try again. Tao Rey’s work is (unfortunately) the kind of graf metrosexual SoBe shop owners would pay to display on their outer walls or it’s what some rich phony cokehead living on Brickell would buy to let all his drug-dealing “homies” know that he’s down too by “appreciating” urban culture and doesn’t even need to leave his lavish apartment to enjoy sparkling “graffiti-inspired canvases.”

And I Quote is on view at Placemaker, 3852 N. Miami Ave, Miami, through November 22. Call 305-576-6695 for more info.

Ambar Hernandez can be reached at weetchie@hotmail.com.

Follow orders: Get back in place. Get smacked in the face.

The anomaly of October 14th’s bill at I/O Lounge should set an example for this city’s attitude towards live music. Three of D.C.’s most talented groups offered up music to fans of ALL AGES at a reasonable price, and what’s more, the show was on time, running smoothly and energetically to the finale; a packed stage featuring members of French Toast, Q & Not U, and Black Eyes, all urging the ousting of one certain Texan presidente.

Of the three groups, Black Eyes stood out as the most youthful and exciting D.C. has to offer, laying down a serious overload of dark rooted percussion on songs off their debut LP on Dischord, and providing just as many new pieces that highlighted the saxophone, ones walking on a chromatic balance beam in harmony with the guitar. This is a group solely focused on music and advancement. As they put it, “That’s what keeps us or any band alive…we keep on moving forward.” This is a Life & Art interview with Black Eyes.

L&A: Tell me the name of the band member to your right and describe their unique role in the band.

Daniel: Uh, Dan here [pause] he’s sort of like the chef, you know? Cookin’ in the kitchen.

Dan: Mike brings elements of passion for baseball into the band that would not be there. Mike often plays the heavy rhythmic elements in the band, and he moves things along in the songwriting pretty well.

Mike: Hugh – Hugh plays the bass. No wait, [pause] Hugh brings a certain non-cheesy island feel to the thing, and by island I mean he has a certain heritage that’s awesome and I don’t know if that mixes more into, “I’ve had my drink already, I’m pretty wasted.” More apt to be into reggae and stuff that is super bass heavy.

Hugh: How to describe Jacob? Recently he’s been playing a lot of saxophone and has changed, not our fundamental approach to songwriting, but has changed a certain amount of how we work. Plus, he’s also the cause of people coming up and asking to take photos with [his beard] and occasionally having, “Osama bin Laden” yelled at us on the street…

Daniel: Or Santa Claus.

Mike: But they’re both really the same person. You can quote me on that.

Jacob: Where’s the mic? Oh, sweet [pause] Daniel over there [pause] spastic energy and loudness to pretty much, well, not everything, but largely everything that is done [pause] in a good way.

L&A: How would you compare playing at home in D.C. to playing somewhere farther removed from the type of a scene like Miami, Florida? Not just the difference in the crowd but also what you bring to the table.

Daniel: We have a lot of friends in D.C. and we play there a fair amount, so as far as the crowd goes and the mood of the show, it’s almost always this sort of fun event and people come out and they already know all our new songs.

Hugh: I think generally when you play places that you haven’t played before there’s more of a challenge to try and play a good show. It also depends on how the crowd is, what kind of place it is, if the sound-guy’s cool or if the sound-guy’s a dick. I feel its sort of more of a challenge, making that sort of first impression.

Jacob: At least for me, being on tour is very different from playing in D.C. I feel it changes how I approach the shows. On tour it’s much more routine and it’s like you’ve played every day of the week, which is far reaching from playing a show once a month or every couple weeks in town. My expectations are different.

L&A: What have you been listening to on the road?

Daniel: Of the records that we’ve brought, the two that I’m most psyched about are this Albert Ayler live record, its got some strings on it and sounds awesome, and then there’s this Steve Reich piece. In the van we listen to a fair amount of Out Hud, Hendrix…

Dan: Sabbath.

Mike: Baseball…Red Sox.

Jacob: Afrobeat.

Dan: I’ve got Beach Boys’ Pet Sounds, which I’m pretty psyched about. This Love record De Capo.

L&A: How would you distinguish the approach that a band like yours from a city like Washington takes with promoting its music from the more aggressive approach that many bands from other cities take when it comes to business?

Mike: We’re not super aggressive, we don’t have a PR person, but at the same time, people have written about us in the foreign press and people have played our music on college radio and that’s awesome, it’s nice that they do that, but at the same time, we’d still be doing this if that didn’t happen.

Jacob: I think the way to promote your band is by playing shows. I agree that it is a pretty common thing amongst a certain group of bands from D.C. that we play with, where being in a band is about playing music.

Daniel: And I would say from that standpoint, we don’t play to promote our band. We play to play.

L&A: What’s next for Black Eyes?

Mike: In three weeks we’ll be going to Europe, and that’s the extent of what we know.

For more info, visit Dischord.com.

Michael John Hancock, a musician from D.C., can be reached at Wkndprjct@aol.com.

STAYING FOCUSED

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Hurricanes weary of upset-minded Temple Owls

Another week brought another win for the Hurricanes, as they took Tallahassee by storm and handed FSU their first loss of the season last Saturday. But this week brings a new challenge of avoiding a let down against a weak Temple team who has never beaten UM in Big East play.

Temple brought an influx of junior college players to their team this past recruiting season in the hopes of improving dramatically before they get released from the Big East due to poor performance and attendance. The move has failed to produce many wins so far, as Temple stands at 1-5 on the season. Two of those losses, however, went into multiple overtimes and they have only suffered one blowout loss.

Despite Temple’s anemic record, Head Coach Larry Coker knows that his team cannot let their guard down.

“They’re in the process of finding themselves. We’ve had some very tough games with Temple,” Coker said. “They’re tough players and well coached and that’s what we expect in the Orange Bowl on Saturday. If we expect any less than that we’re not a smart group.”

Miami looks ripe for a letdown considering the importance of last week’s win and the fact that undefeated Virginia Tech looms ominously on the horizon. However, a Hurricanes letdown might not help Temple enough to win this game. Either way the team insists they will prepare for this game like they would against a top caliber team.

“We’re in our own playoff season. Every game counts for us. If we lose it’s not a big chance that we’ll end up in the championship game being that it’s so late in the season,” wide receiver Kevin Beard said. “Right now we’re approaching it like Temple is the number one team in the nation.”

Even though the ‘Canes enter the second half of the season as one of three undefeated BCS teams in the country, along with Oklahoma and Virginia Tech, they still have some worries.

The Hurricanes lead the Big East in turnovers and Brock Berlin has thrown 10 interceptions compared to only seven touchdown passes. Despite Berlin’s inability to find the end zone, Coker thinks his quarterback has made good progress so far this season.

“He’s very confident,” Coker said. “He’s made some bad decisions, [but it’s] not all his fault.”

Another weakness that the ‘Canes have shown this season is their inability to get touchdowns in the red zone. Kicker Jon Peattie has hit eight of his nine field goal attempts in the last two games, but the offense has just two touchdowns in that span.

“The one thing [is that] we don’t run the ball as well as we have. That’s the big theme,” Coker said. “Jarrett coming in, you like what you see with him. People that are really good in red zone offense have to be able to run the football.”

Running backs and special teams coach Don Soldinger disagrees that the lack of a rushing game has kept the ‘Canes out of the end zone.

“It’s a problem of not getting the ball in the end zone but that’s not just running. It’s catching, receiving, penalties,” Soldinger said. “I don’t think it’s just the running; it’s a lot of things.”

The ‘Canes also have a couple key players who will most likely miss this weekend’s game.

Safety Sean Taylor, who had two interceptions and a touchdown on the way to earning Big East Defensive Player of the Week Honors against FSU, had minor shoulder surgery to remove floating particles and will not play this weekend. Another player who will miss this Saturday’s game is wide receiver/punt returner Roscoe Parrish, who spent two days in the hospital after taking a vicious hit from FSU safety Stanford Samuels.

Maurice Sikes will return from injury to play strong safety and Greg Threat, who started for Sikes in last week’s game, will play Taylor’s free safety position. Antrel Rolle will return punts in place of Parrish.

Nate Johnson can be reached at NPJ44@aol.com

Harris takes advantage of opportunities at UM

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The Hurricanes’ defensive line has been a pleasant surprise this season. A large portion of the credit for that should go to Orien Harris.

Harris, a sophomore from Newark, DE, was inserted into the lineup last season after Santonio Thomas was injured. He recorded 36 tackles and one sack last year, and put himself in a position to earn even more playing time this season.

“My goal coming into this season was just to play a lot,” Harris said. “I never really thought I would be in the position I am in right now, but I just felt if I played hard and stayed positive, good things would happen.”

Harris’s experience in football comes from his family. His brother, Kwame, was the first round pick of the San Francisco 49ers out of Stanford last season. Harris also has a younger sister in high school. His dad owns a restaurant in Delaware, and his mom is a nurse.

Harris’s family helps motivate him on the field and has taught him a great deal about life.

“My motivation comes from my family who taught me to work really hard,” Harris said. “But mostly, it comes from myself because I go out there and give it my all every time.”

Harris came to UM as the top-rated defensive line prospect in the country by The Football News. However, making the adjustment to collegiate football is difficult. After a red shirt year, Harris started to improve. This season, he has made significant strides in becoming a better all-around player.

“Orien has excelled and really come a long way, he has become a student of the game, and is light years from where he was at the beginning of last season,” Defensive Line Coach Greg Mark said.

However, Harris still feels like he has room to improve and needs to learn more in order to become a better player.

“I think I have a long way to go before I consider myself good,” Harris said. “When I was a little kid I used to watch all the Hurricane games and I always wanted to play [for UM].”

On and off the field, Harris seems to have the same personality. He works hard, but loves to joke around and always has fun playing the game.

“I’m a hard-working, positive guy,” Harris said. “I just try to have a lot of fun out on the field with my teammates and it makes playing the game really easy.”

Harris has all the qualities that a coach loves to see in a player. He has passion, fire, and is determined to make plays to help his team win games.

“On the field, he is competitive, fierce, and he never wants to lose, and that is the type of kid you can win games with,” Mark said. “He is not comfortable with just being average, he wants to be the best at what he is doing.”

Even in practice, Harris shows his competitiveness and desire to succeed. His hard work has translated into success on the field, and has helped make the ‘Canes’ defensive line one of the best in the nation.

“He wants to win every rep when he gets in there and that is what leaders are created from,” Mark said. “In the years to come, he will become a leader and people will follow him because he has that type of personality and desire.”

Overall, Harris wants to keep getting better and enjoy his time at UM. A national title wouldn’t hurt either.

“I get along with people really well, and I am really happy to be playing here,” Harris said. “I am really happy that I am at the University of Miami.”

Payton comes through for ‘Canes

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Bringing his father’s jersey with him to Tallahassee, Jarrett Payton felt as though the late Walter Payton was with him in spirit. However, when he stepped onto the field, Jarrett Payton was wearing his own No. 34 jersey, starting for the Hurricanes for the first time in his career.

“What helped me the most were my teammates,” Payton said. “The night before the game, the O-line sat me down and said they had confidence and faith in me. That made me feel so much better because those are the guys I go to war with so if they had confidence in me, then I knew everything was going to be all right.”

The offensive line reassured Payton that they would constantly block for him, and advised him to keep fighting. The plan was to stay tough throughout the entire game, and push even harder in the final quarter.

“Many people were wondering if I could do it,” Payton said. “I think I just had to prove to them that I could play. It was more motivation for me. I’ve been a lot more confident in myself and in my game now that I went out and did what I had to do. The biggest thing was for my teammates to know that I can play in those big games so they will have faith in me to step up.”

Jarrett Payton finished with a career high 97 yards rushing and caught a 14-yard touchdown pass as the Hurricanes upset the Seminoles 22-14. His performance surprised many people, but not his teammates and coaches.

“This did not surprise me,” Running Backs Coach Don Soldinger said. “I did not lose any sleep over it. He’s a great pass protector, he’s got great hands, and he’s a hard runner. He’ll miss his read once and a while, but that just comes with experience. I do however want to see him jack his average up. He is just a good football player and has a lot of potential.”

“I was so proud of him it was ridiculous,” Offensive Line Coach Art Kehoe said. “He protected the ball, he blocked his butt off, and he caught the ball well. He was just the way you have to be to face Florida State.”

Payton joked that sometimes he just closed his eyes and just started running. There was some truth to that, however. Because of the rain at Doak Campbell Stadium, the mud would fly straight into his visor after every tackle. He had to squint on the left side, keeping only one eye open on certain runs.

All of the hardships were worth it for Payton, as he finally got the chance to be the Hurricanes’ feature back.

“I feel it’s better to run to the line of scrimmage and do it over an over than just running in and getting started,” Payton said. “You feel like you get into a grove a little more, and you are aware of the pace of the game. This week was different because not only did you have to get used to the pace, but the playing surface was altered as well.”

Soldinger has seen Payton benefit from working with great tailbacks during his UM career.

“He’s played behind some of the best backs in college football,” Soldinger said. “I mean Willis McGahee must have been one of the best backs and Clinton Portis a very close second. We’ve had some great backs here. JP has always been right there, just a notch below those guys.”

Payton played with something to prove, and feels that he ‘Canes’ best football is yet to come.

“We have a long way to go, this thing is not over,” Payton said. “To me it was just reassuring to see everyone on that same page, because I wasn’t seeing that a few weeks ago. I saw a lot of people doing their own thing. This week, in the locker room, and on the sidelines you just saw everyone caring for each other, and that made all the difference.”

UM in the process of starting rock climbing club

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Junior Kileen Marshall is proving every day that unconventional sports are just as rewarding as the championship teams that grace the University of Miami campus.

Marshall began rock climbing at the age of ten in her previous hometown of Pittsburgh. She was self-motivated.

“We used to drive by a climbing gym,” Marshall said. “One day I convinced my parents to stop.”

Marshall began climbing for a team in ninth grade, but the competition level in Pennsylvania allowed for little growth. When her family moved to Coral Gables before her junior year in high school, she started climbing at the X-treme gym in Miami.

“The team down here was a lot better,” she said. “The coach had more experience and there were more kids involved.”

Marshall advanced to the Junior Nationals Competition during the summer after her junior year and placed third in the country for her age group following her senior year. Climbers must go through the rigor of regional and divisional competitions before they can reach national tournaments.

“More than anything it’s your footwork,” Marshall said. “[But it is also] really mental-that’s what I love most.”

Rock climbing is categorized by a rating system with 5.5 being the easiest rock formation and 5.15 being the most difficult. A 5.10 rating is generally where specific techniques begin coming into play. By the time she had reached her junior year in high school, Marshall was climbing a 5.11 A. When she took the number three spot at Junior Nationals, it was on a route rated 5.12 A.

“Once you pass a certain point, it’s all your technique that’s going to get you up the wall,” Marshall said.

After her senior year, Marshall headed to Colorado to climb the Garden of the Gods, a breathtaking formation of steep and jagged red rocks just outside the city of Colorado Springs.

“The biggest thing I had to learn was finding where to go,” she said. “I’ve always been taught to plan your route and what you’re going to do, but you can’t do that outside.”

Marshall has continued going to X-treme throughout her time at UM. Though she doesn’t compete like she did in high school, she still finds it a rewarding experience. She is able to help out the younger climbers who are just beginning their careers. Marshall enjoys the atmosphere of the gym.

“Climbers in general are laid back,” she said. “It’s like a little community, you know who the regulars are.”

The sport is growing exponentially in the U.S. It has always been popular in Europe and South America, but the U.S. has been slow in catching on.

“[Competition is] a lot more selective now then it was when I was climbing [competitively],” Marshall said.

Marshall said that in some countries it’s commonplace to be a rock climber.

“Everyone does it,” Marshall said. “It’s like kids [here] playing little league baseball.”

Perhaps the reason the sport has taken so long to catch on here is because of the perceived danger of rock climbing. But many rock climbers, including Marshall, have no reason to believe that it is not an incredibly safe sport.

“People assume I’m so out there or daring or extreme,” she said. “You probably risk more on the drive over to the gym.”

Ian Daniels, another UM student and X-treme gym climber, has had the formation of a rock climbing club in the works for some time.

“The club is just on the verge of being accepted by the university, and there’s been a huge interest among the students at UM,” Daniels said. “So far we’ve had about 70 people interested in joining.”

The first excursion with the soon-to-be-official club takes place this Tuesday at X-treme.

“…The facility at X-treme is really fantastic,” Daniels said. “The idea is to get some funding from the school as well, for equipment, trips, and down the line, get a climbing wall set up at the Wellness Center too.”

Marshall and Daniels are hopeful about the future of the club, which will enable students to get a taste of the outdoors.

“So far it’s been really exciting to get this club going- everyone’s been really helpful and enthusiastic about it, and I think with the support everyone’s given so far, we’ve got a great future ahead,” Daniels said.

See the Wellness Center Club Sports Department for details on the rock-climbing club.

Melissa Teich can be reached at melissateich@hotmail.com

Cross-country teams looking to improve

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The men and women’s cross-country team are both trying to improve from last season’s performances and continue moving in the right direction.

The men had a busy first month of the season, taking first place in each of their first two meets, the Palm Beach Atlantic Sailfish Invite and the FIU Invitational. However, in their last two meets, against tougher competition, the Canes finished 22nd in the Great American Festival, but bounced back nicely with a third place finish at the Disney Invitational on October 11th.

The men have done well so far considering they are without their leader and best runner Matt Mulvaney, who will not be running this season because of injuries.

“Team wise we have done all right,” Head Coach Mike Ward said. “Losing Matt really hurt us.”

The team has been led early on by sophomore Alex Brutvan, who finished first in each of the ‘Canes’ early season victories, and finished seventh at Disney last week. The third place finish by the team at Disney moved them up one spot to the No. 12 ranking in the South Region poll

“We have improved tremendously since entering the Big East conference,” Ward said.

The Big East is a very talented cross-country conference. Therefore, Ward has set his team’s goals to be more realistic.

“The goal is to beat the second tier Big East teams and to get in the top ten of the region,” Ward said. “There are teams with full scholarships in cross country and we have less than one, so realistically, our kids have to develop more.”

However, there is reason to be optimistic. The team brought in five new freshmen and has two sophomores, so they have the potential to improve tremendously over the course of the season.

“We would have to get at least five guys to develop like Matt Mulvaney has to get into the national rankings,” Ward said.

The women have been less active in the first month of the season, using most of the time to train. They competed in the Palm Beach Atlantic Sailfish Invite and the FIU Invitational, taking second place in both events. The ladies placed eighth in the Disney Invitational last weekend.

“I’m really pleased with the team,” Head Coach Amy Deem said. “We have a young group of athletes and we spent most of the first month trying to train and get better.”

The strategy for the first portion of the season was to train early on so they would be ready for the grind later in the year. The team has been focused on the Big East Championships, which take place later this month.

“We are trying to get more focused on the end of the season and I felt that we would benefit more by training this month,” Deem said.

In the last couple of years, the ‘Canes have not been as strong in cross-country as they hoped to be. This year, with a young team and a world of potential, they are trying to change that.

“We are hoping to take this young group and build on it so that we can get better in the future,” Deem said.

Melanie Schultz trained hard in the off-season and has emerged as one of the leaders of this young team, along with Marilyn Ruiz, a junior who is coming off an injury. Freshman Lindsey Rohrs has been impressive early on and gives the team a solid runner to build on for the future.

Overall, this team is young and can improve, but this season they are looking to be a factor in the conference.

“The Big East is a competitive conference and we want to go to the championships and be competitive and run well,” Deem said.

BRIEFS

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Rowing
The University of Miami women’s rowing team will compete in the XXXIX Head of the Charles Regatta in Cambridge-Boston, Mass., October 18 and 19.
The two-day event features over 7,000 athletes from around the world competing in 21 races and attracts up to 300,000 spectators. The world’s largest regatta begins at Boston University Bridge and concludes at the Elliot Bridge.
The Hurricanes will be led by the Varsity 8+ crew of sophomore coxswain Laura Comeau, sophomore stroke Ashley Marincsin, senior Jenny Krawec, senior Jacqui Julien, junior Deirdre Curran, senior Ananda Chou, senior Caroline Stuart, sophomore Aoife Forde and senior bow Jordanna Heywood which set a new course record with a time of 15:37:82 at the Head of the Creek Regatta on October 12 last sunday. Last year at the Head of the Charles, the UM Varsity Eight placed 42nd in the Champion Eight event after being assessed a one minute penalty for interfering with another crew’s progress on the race course.
“We’re definitely looking to better out result from last year,” Head Coach Debra Morgan said. “The crew is really driven to see how high they can place.”
This will mark the first time in school history the Hurricanes will have a crew in the Youth 8 event, a lineup that requires each member of the crew to be under the age of 20 and must be either a high school student or freshman in college. The crew includes coxswain Meghan Leydecker, stroke Karen Wiley, Sarah Conlon, Valerie Webb, Laura Coltman, Alicia Alamar, Ashley Via, Molly Wilson, and bow, Marenda Chamberlin.
After the Head of the Charles the Hurricanes will return to action on November 1st at the Head of the Chattahoochee in Gainesville, Ga.

Women’s Golf
University of Miami junior Tina Miller shot a final round 74 to win the Beacon Woods Invitational at Beacon Woods Country Club in Bayonet Point, FL.
The win is the second of the season for Miller, who also won the season-opening Cougar Classic earlier this year, and is the fourth of her career. Miller finished the tournament with an even-par 216 (70-72-74) to defeat FIU’s Courtney Burdick (73-73-73-219) and USF’s Jill Crowe (69-77-73-219) by three strokes.
Overall the Hurricanes shot a final round 302 to finish in fourth-place (300-308-302-910). Host South Florida won the team championship with a three-round score of 891 (293-304-294).
Miami senior Camilla Hilland also played well tying for 12th with a three-round total of 224 (73-78-73).

Fashion trends: How to know you’re insecure

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A good friend told me last week that the clothes and jewelry you wear can describe your personality. She also suggested that my sense of fashion paralleled that of people living in padded white walls with straight jackets. She might be right (I am paranoid about computer chips the government puts in our heads). But then again, I would have to complain about what other people have to wear.
For example, why do some people have more than a dozen piercings in their body? I never understood why people would want to wear eight earrings, two nose rings, two eye rings, two lip rings, two nipple rings, and one genital ring. I just cannot believe that anyone with all those needle-size openings in their body could be emotionally secure. I think the more holes in your body, the lower your self-esteem. Think about it. No person puts all those holes in his body and says: “I am really happy with the way my life turned out.”
Next, what is the team name of the Abercrombie and Fitch logo? Is it the Warriors or the Spartans? I’m really surprised people have never noticed. Would that store please pick a name for that team? It sounds like a big high school rivalry except that fact that it’s probably a battle of which clientele is dumber when it comes to spending money on a simple, $25,000 A&F t-shirt.
Also, what do people possibly like in cargo pants? I admit, they look good but what do you need all those pockets for anyways? It looks like you took a regular pair of pants and added two more of those Velcro pouches just in case you leave civilization to go camping. Yeah, that’s it. You will leave the civilized world for no reason whatsoever and end up camping out in a crack house in Coconut Grove.
Finally, why do they have thongs for guys? Even if you like it, why would any man want a piece a string up his ass? I honestly think that they invented those thongs because it replaced the wedgies that these people received in elementary school. Or, you were once a really fat kid in recess playing on the playground with really small underwear. You were running so fast and the underwear was so small that it literally collapsed.
I guess that’s enough complaining for one week.

Seth Bleicher can be contacted at sethbleicher@yahoo.com.

Is college overrated? What do we get out of it?

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When people ask me how many years I have been going to school they are shocked to find out that I am a junior. At first I thought, maybe it is because I look so young, but the reality is that 50 percent of students who attend four-year colleges or universities drop out.

Some drop out for academic, some for financial, and some for personal reasons; regardless what the reason is, the rate is disturbing. Students who make it as far as I have are admired-especially when they are majoring in highly competitive or rigorous programs, or they are aiming for more than four years. Before I realized the extent of the dropout rate, I feared for people who said they would take a semester off-and I am grateful that two out of the three I have known so far have returned. But what happens to the others?

With increasingly more students applying to college because the job market is becoming more competitive, it is a wonder if society has created a wasteful system for the future workforce these days. Not only do students have to obtain ridiculous SAT scores, GPAs, and participate in activities, but ultimately students face the question: was it worth it in the end, particularly if they dropped out?

And even for the people who do finish, how many actually become successful entrepreneurs? How many degree-holding citizens end up with a job that clearly undermines their hard work and often hard earned money that they put into college?

Is college overrated? Once upon a time, college was for people looking to actually further their education in addition to those looking for an extra bit of pride. But how many are still actually seeking to build their database of intelligence?

Economically college is a smart move, but when you think about it, all people are really paying for is fleeting knowledge-once the course is over the crammed material dissipates into a vague fog.

Do we truly strive for this? If our whole life is reduced into how much money we will bring home, then yes. Anything that might be a complete waste of time, but will bring in more money, is accepted. The best part is that even after you spend tens of thousands on your “education” an employer still won’t look at you if you don’t have experience.

In the end, college isn’t a complete waste-after all it is supposed to be the best experience of your life, even if you walk away remember only a few random things here and there. And it is definitely not a waste for those seeking the dollar or those still-existing die-hard fans seeking knowledge of the world.

Marquita Bell is a junior majoring in print journalism and creative writing, and can be contacted at m_bell01@hotmail.com.

The RIAA would rather sue you than look at you

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Thank goodness for the Recording Industry Association of America! Through their very unselfish campaign against file sharing, they are tracking down the biggest threats to artists everywhere, like the 66-year-old woman from Boston who the RIAA recently sued for illegally downloading and trading over two thousand songs through Kazaa. She must be an insanely crafty criminal for she managed to do all this in spite of the fact her sole computer is a Macintosh, which does not support Kazaa.

Maybe she didn’t steal any songs at all, as the RIAA was later forced to admit when faced with the overwhelming evidence presented by her lawyer. As the RIAA tries to take all those guilty of file sharing to court, it is finding that many people aren’t as sympathetic to the plight of those who are getting robbed of royalties from the illegal distribution of their songs over the internet. The RIAA’s strategy for prosecuting those guilty of file sharing is to violate everyone else’s privacy. The easiest way to find out who is sharing files is to ask Internet service providers, such as SBC, to monitor their customers’ activities while online and then report to the RIAA if anyone is downloading something they should not be. Many ISPs still remember this crazy concept called privacy that we all seem to enjoy so much, but this number is getting smaller each day as more succumb to subpoenas brought by the RIAA. Moreover, the very nature of the software used for file sharing has the potentiality to allow the particularly computer savvy to share music undetected by making it appear to third parties that someone else is sharing the music. The result is that the RIAA can only really go after those who either download insignificant amounts of music or don’t share at all.

What I find the most disturbing is that the RIAA has been allowed to get this far. There are significant disadvantages to file sharing, such as long download times and poor quality recordings, which the recording industry could capitalize on to make services that can make file sharing into a new source of income instead of crime. As opposed to acknowledging that people aren’t willing to spend upwards of $17 on a CD anymore, the RIAA is simply trying to sue its problems away.

Elaine Ayo can be contacted at eayo@umsis.miami.edu.

How to get YOUR name on the NRA “Blacklist”

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1) Visit www.nrablacklist.com.
2) Under the parade of smiling faces, click where it tells you to “join this honor roll by signing the petition.”
3) Enter your name, email address, and zip code; click “Stop The NRA!”
Congratulations! You have now joined the ranks of Jerry Seinfeld, CBS, and Maya Angelou in a list that the National Rifle Association compiled earlier this summer of people and organizations that have “officially endorsed anti-gun positions.”
The NRA says they made the list to satisfy members’ desires to know which people and groups were supporting their treasured Second Amendment rights, and who was a moving target.
No, they didn’t say that, but they did say that the way members (or anyone with an internet connection) “use the information is at their own discretion.”
See the ensemble of un-friendlies for yourself at the NRA-ILA website: http://www.nraila.com/ FactSheets.asp? FormMode= Detail&ID=15. The Institute for Legislative Action (ILA) is the congressman-piercing ammunition of the NRA.
The petition effort designed to create awareness of the blacklist you’ve just joined is part of the movement to stoptheNRA.com, “designed to oppose everything the NRA stands for.” They work with the Brady Campaign and the Million Mom March to prevent gun violence. Moreover, they believe that the NRA is “out of control!”
StoptheNRA.com asserts that the NRA has two clear intentions during the 2004 election season. The first is to prevent renewal of the Assault Weapons Ban signed by Bill Clinton in 1994 (S.1034, 1431 and H.R. 2038). The NRA claims that the bill is not simply a reauthorization of the 1994 bill but that “it bans millions more guns and begins backdoor registration of guns.” The new bill has no 10-year sunset provision; the bans will be permanent.
The second intention is the enactment of the Immunity Bill (S.659), which “would give gunmakers and dealers sweeping immunity from civil law suits.” It’s lovingly called the “Protection of Lawful Commerce in Arms Act.” StoptheNRA.com wants 10,000 signatures on their petition before they go to Congress.
Are you concerned about the “lobbying power” of a group of armed militiamen? The NRA website claims that in the 2002 election cycle it “endorsed thousands of candidates running in state legislative races and achieved an 85% success rate in those elections,” spending over ten million dollars. Did you know that the NRA ranks political candidates on their voting records, public statements, and responses to an NRA-developed questionnaire? They said the incredible themselves when they admitted that they had achieved the “election of pro-gun majorities in both the U.S. House and Senate” in 2002.
If you’re for what the NRA’s pushing, then visit www.nrahq.org (up pops Heston’s ancient face-be careful, he’s got a gun!) and contribute; otherwise, it’s worth your time to check out the blacklist.