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October 11 , 2025

Mind your social media presence … or else

First off, I hate the words “social media.” It sounds like a recruiter trying to encourage students to “Facebook” their company. So let’s not. Many bored, unqualified researchers speculate that socia...

V in a Shonda Rhimes world…

As we move through the first week of fall TV, I’d like to take a break from our regularly scheduled programming of sexual escapades and share some of my favorite fantasies with you. But not just any ...

Dear V: The Silence of the Lovers…

You know that Simon and Garfunkel song, “Sound of Silence?” Well if you don’t, it’s this song from the ‘60s that characterizes silence as its own entity with its own impact and noises. Technically, ...

Is it time to get an upgrade?

So Ol’ V here was casually moseying through the halls, when a resident uttered, “Girls just have an unrealistic expectation of  dick size.” And it got me wondering: Does size really matter? I mean s...

Dear V: These itty-bitty beds leave me hanging

So here’s the big question: How do peeps get the deed done on those skinny little twin beds? As most college students will learn – and especially our fruitful little freshmen – it is next to impossib...

Dear V: She’s supposed to be pining for me…

Dear V, Yesterday, I broke up with my girlfriend. And today, I saw a Snapchat of her hooking up with another guy. Even though I was the one who initiated the breakup, I think I might be jealous. Doe...

Dear V: Tailgates are not for the lightweight

What the hell are you all doing at tailgates? I had the pleasure of spending time with all of you monsters during yesterday’s game and I have to tell you, I was astonishingly underwhelmed. You guys n...

Dear V: Sex tapes sometimes wind up on my cloud

So this week we finally got to see what Jennifer Lawrence is hiding behind her Mystique. You know the cloud? It’s not as fun and fluffy as it seems. Until 2011, whenever someone mentioned a “cloud” w...

Dear V: How to make the most of freshman year

Welcome to the University of Miami! I hope your summers were filled with lots of sunshine, food, fun, laughter and flings. We’re doing things a little bit differently this year. So instead of you s...

Dear V: I might have to dance for a chance …

  V, I’m on my merry way to graduation, but I can’t seem to shake off this feeling. I’ve always wanted to strip, and since I can’t pay for graduate school, the option is becoming more enticing....

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