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A few days after Sep. 11, Sireen Karam emptied out her half of her dorm room into a couple of suitcases, bought a last-minute ticket and boarded two airplanes before arriving home.

“I didn’t want to be hassled because of my religion or race,” confided the 20-year-old former UM business major during an interview from Alexandria, Egypt, where she is currently studying.

“My parents were sort of worried, but ultimately it was my decision to leave,” explained Karam, who entered the university with a superb application that netted the Stanford and Business Dean’s scholarships, which when combined slashed more than half of her tuition.

At least seven other students -four from the Middle East and three from Brazil- who left UM shortly after the terrorist attacks, returned to Miami in time for spring classes.

“Traffic in our office has increased dramatically,” said Teresa de la Guardia, director of the Office of International Students, who added she’s glad that foreign students are being more serious about keeping their status inline.

Indeed, some of the rules of the game concerning foreign students seeking degrees at American universities are beginning to change in considerable ways.

For starters, universities will be required to follow students’ moves more closely.

“We’re moving aggressively to launch SEVIS by Jan. 2003,” said Daniel Kein, spokesman for the Immigration and Naturalization Service (INS) in Washington D.C., in reference to the Student and Exchange Visitor Information System; a program designed to track and monitor students who enter the county on student visas.

The INS is currently requiring universities to report students who haven’t graduated and are no longer enrolled-an added responsibility that was not customary in the past.

Adequate student tracking will require a colossal effort, considering that out of the roughly seven million non-immigrants who entered the United States last year, approximately 500,000 walked in with a student visa.

The INS has identified 315,000 aliens -including three of the Sept.11 hijackers- who should be deported for overstaying their stay on U.S. soil.

In the future, all foreign male applicants will be required to fill out a form disclosing any sort of weapon training, and prospective students from countries that have supported terrorism in the past, will undergo tighter screening that could take up to 20 extra days, according to new regulations mandated by the Department of State.

Due to the volatile state of events shortly after Sept. 11, UM’s Office of International Admissions cut down recruitment trips by approximately three-quarters last fall.

“We have tried to recruit in some of the regions where we were not able to in the fall, but we haven’t been able to reach all of the countries and cities we normally visit,” said Mark Reid, director of International Admissions.

One curious trend the International Admission staff noted in recent months is a rise in undergraduate applications from Middle Eastern women, who in the past, have been overwhelmingly outnumbered by men.

Some of the essays prospective students of Muslim decent submitted with their applications to UM after September 11 “were almost apologetic in tone,” according to Reid, who said many felt compelled to elucidate on the true nature of Islam, in an effort to counter negative stereotypes Sept. 11 cast on the faith.

UM’s Intensive English program, which has been tremendously profitable in the past, has suffered enormously from visa rejections. According to Reid, enrollment to similar programs across the country has slipped to about 50 percent.

Such figures upset members of the National Association of International Education (NAFSA) who warn that countries such as Great Britain, Canada, Australia, New Zealand, Japan, Germany and France are aggressively pursuing a larger share of the international student market.

And quite a market it is.

According to NAFSA figures, the more than half a million international students who studied in the United States during the 2001-2002 academic year generated more than $11 billion for the county’s economy, making international education the fifth-largest U.S. service-sector export.

In terms of the job market, sources familiar with recruitment and immigration law agree that the aftermath of Sept. 11 will have little impact on international students who wish to extend the one-year practical training allowed by their status to a lengthier stay in the American corporate world.

“It’s always been very difficult for them [international students] to get visas and work in this country,” said Jim Smart, director of the Toppel Career Center, who added that scant opportunities for non-citizens are not 9/11 related but rather economically driven.

UMTV program takes national award

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The UMTV news program, NewsVision, was recently awarded first prize for newscasting in the National Broadcasting Society competition. This is the fifth year the program has placed first in the live newscasting category. UMTV, the on-campus television station, has produced NewsVision for the past ten years.

UMTV Executive Producer Garrett Russo also received an honorable mention in the category of News Package.

“Because the program has won so many times, we have to make it better every year,” said producer of the show and broadcast journalism junior Maureen Capasso. “We are proud to have won it again for UM.”

As recipients of the award, six communication students and two faculty members working on the show were invited to attend the awards ceremony in Atlanta, Georgia.

Chris Osborne, of CNN, was the emcee for the ceremony.

The students attended a four-day conference where personalities of the industry, such as Jeffrey Kofman of ABC News and UM alumnus Brian Hegner of Fox Sports, gave lectures on production, networking, and marketing.

The competition is open to all chapters of AERho, the National Broadcasting Honors Society, of which Capasso is the UM chapter president.

The National Broadcasting Honors Society is very competitive, as over 100 schools have chapters, including the University of Florida and Penn State.

Capasso and Garrett stress the importance of the contributions of the people they work with on the show.

“Carolyn Cefalo, our advisor, is tremendous,” said Capasso. “She keeps us in line, and definitely should be recognized for the success of the show.”

Students participating in UMTV are working hard to make next year’s show even bigger and better.

“It’s important to realize that it’s entirely campus-run,” says Capasso. “The next time you pass someone filming on campus, you might end up on an award-winning show!”

The trophy that NewsVision received will be displayed in the School of Communication.

You can catch NewsVision on channel 24 (on campus) at 7 p.m. on Thursdays.

SG bill shot down

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The Student Government Senate overwhelmingly shot down a bill last Wednesday that proposed that the Honor Council adopt standards of precedence for sanctions of honor code violations.

Twenty-four senators killed the proposal, which was first put forth before the student body last week by senators JD Barbosa and Carlos Echeverri. Five senators voted in favor and two abstained. About eight senators were not present.

The proposed recommendation asked that the Council adopt a guideline of sanctions for honor code offenses, Barbosa said.

They presented the proposed legislation in the wake of a surprising report in the Miami New Times that Andre Johnson, the famed UM wide-receiver, was given a weak sentence for plagiarizing a paper in a sociology course he took last semester.

Citing the Buckley Amendment, the federal statute that forbids the disclosure of student’s academic records, university officials have been mum about the case.

At the meeting, Barbosa argued that some cases are “extremely similar” and therefore should have “extremely similar” outcomes.

He also recommended that council members have access to files of past cases only after their deliberation and that the records be tracked with number codes to protect the identities of the previous violators.

The senate held off the vote last week because some senators felt they were not well-informed about the Honor Council procedures.

They agreed to continue discussion this week after learning of the process from an Honor Council representative.

Barbosa said he thought it was a “real shame” that the bill had not passed.

“There was a pre-thought notion that [it] had to do with that case,” Barbosa said. “In reality, I don’t care about that case except that it brought to my attention that precedence was not used.”

“With all things being equal,” Barbosa continued, “you are assured a similar ruling” to avoid one that is “ridiculously way off.”

Barbosa added he felt the bill was not thoroughly discussed. Senator Ted Sheibar made the motion to eliminate the bill. Senator Michael Holt argued against the proposal.

“The policies that we have in place are so good and well-thought out that they address the fairness issues that this bill attempts to address,” he said after the meeting.

Holt also said he does not think council members should have access to past records-even if the names are omitted-because “there is a risk involved that a student reviewing the files might be able to determine the identity” of the offender.

The student representatives voted after a brief question-and-answer session about Honor Council procedures with Dean of Students and Honor Council Secretary, William Sandler, Jr.

When asked about the review process, Sandler said the Council members are given a case manual but are not bound by it.

“No two cases are alike,” Sandler said.

When making its decisions, the five-student panel considers the circumstances, the student’s character and academic history, among other factors, UM officials have said.

“There’s a big difference between a 45-year-old housewife, who does something wrong and a student who wittingly plagiarizes,” Sandler said. “She may have a more legitimate excuse.”

Wyche hired as Dean of A&S

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University of Miami’s first African-American dean, Dr. James Wyche, will join the College of Arts and Sciences this Aug. 1.

Wyche, an established biology professor and researcher, was also appointed Vice Provost by President Donna Shalala.

According to the Miami Herald, Shalala-who has known Wyche since 1981 when he taught at Hunter College where she was then-president-said that Wyche will restore the College of Arts and Sciences to “pre-eminence on campus.”

As for Wyche, he said that the location and diversity of Miami is what drew him to our “premiere private institution.”

“The University of Miami is in a very important corridor that links North America to the Caribbean and South America,” Wyche said. “Miami is the South East cultural hub.”

Wyche spent 14 years at Brown University as a professor and associate provost in the school’s division of biology and medicine. Most recently, he was interim president of Tougaloo College [a historically black college] in Jackson, Mississippi. He holds a Ph.D. in biology from Johns Hopkins University, an M.A. from Brown University, and a B.S. from Cornell University.

“He’s a big catch for us,” Shalala told the Herald. “He’s very competitive in the marketplace.”

Prior to joining Brown in 1988, Wyche was on the faculty of Hunter College from 1981 to 1988 and the University of Missouri-Columbia from 1974 to1980.

Wyche has served in a number of positions with the National Advisory Research Resource Council, National Institutes of Health, and is extensively published in the field of cellular biology. He is also an active member of the American Society for Cell Biology, American Society for Biochemistry and Molecular Biology, and has served on various national and international scientific committees.

With his focus on the sciences, Wyche said that the first departments he wants to strengthen are math and chemistry.

“As a new person coming in, obviously I’ll be bringing some of the things from my experience bag. I’d like to take some of the premiere departments like psychology and use them as models and also create natural interfaces between departments to benefit the students and the university,” Wyche said.

Students in the arts may wonder if Wyche will forget them as he builds up the science disciplines. However, Wyche explained that his work as the Executive Director of the Leadership Alliance-a consortium of 23 colleges and universities, including leading research institutions, historically black colleges and six Ivy League schools, whose purpose is to increase graduate enrollment of minority scholars-has given him a lot of experience in other academic areas.

“I’ve had a different set of experiences from other scientists. I was able to get involved with a number of the non-science departments and I certainly want to build on that experience,” Wyche said.

During his tenure at Brown, Dr. Wyche was a proponent of interdisciplinary study and diversity in education, according to a press release sent out by UM Media Relations.

“I’d also like to extend our international outreach. I would like the school [department as of next semester] to work in concert with the other Arts and Sciences departments,” Wyche told the Hurricane.

Wyche said that the one area he feels he needs to cultivate is his relations with UM students.

“It’s something I have to learn a lot more about. I will be trying to link up with grads and undergrads to see what things will embellish their experience. I want to stress programs that lead to leadership,” he said. “We look forward to a good sharing relationship.”

Pediatric AIDS benefit begins

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Sigma Alpha Mu officially kicks off its inaugural SAM SLAM today, 6:30 p.m. at the Rock with special guest appearances by President Donna Shalala and Sebastian the Ibis, organizers said.

Pronounced “Sam Slam,” the weeklong event will raise about $2,000 to benefit children born with HIV/AIDS, through the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation, organizers said.

Elizabeth Glaser, founder of the foundation, contracted HIV from a blood transfusion in 1988 and then unknowingly passed it on to her two children Ariel and Josh. She died in 1994.

“Think about when you were fifteen,” said Israel Andrews, founder of SAM SLAM and current Sigma Alpha Mu brother. “Now think about everything you’ve done since then. None of that would have happened if you were born with this disease. Think about that: being born into a life of death where the life expectancy is 15 years of age.”

To help raise funds, SAM SLAM pitted four participating sororities against one another in different events, organizers said.

Penny Wars began in the University Center on Monday and runs until Wednesday. It features a basketball tournament called Bounce 4 Beats, Andrews said.

“You’ll hear our brothers say, ‘a little change goes a long way. Help end pediatric AIDS,'” Andrews said. “It shows how this campus is more than just school. It shows that people care and get involved. Stopping by and taking the time to understand what our philanthropy is about is most important. Even if they only donate 30 cents, that 30 cents will go a long way.”

“I think it’s a wonderful idea, a lot of fun,” said Brette Glick, a Delta Delta Delta sister. “It’s like a little mini-homecoming.”

Opening ceremonies will be followed by an event called SAM Manhunt. Thirty Sigma Alpha Mu brothers will scatter across campus, each with 20 condoms, organizers said.

“The sorority girls have to find a brother and ask him for a condom,” Andrews said. “It’s a good event because it helps promote safe sex. We want to make it public that we as college students take our responsibilities seriously.”

Events tomorrow include a cheer competition beginning at 7 p.m. at the Rathskeller, followed by a brotherhood auction.

The black-tie auction will sell 12 Sigma Alpha Mu brothers to the highest bidder. The brothers have promised prospective buyers anything from back massages to dinner at a fancy restaurant on South Beach, Andrews said.

“I’m looking forward to the auctioning of the men,” Glick said. “It’s always nice to see a man in a suit.”

Events on Saturday also include two 16-year-old guest speakers who will share their experiences of being born and living with HIV.

Ana Garcia, South Florida Representative for the Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric AIDS Foundation, will also speak.

The talk is open to all University of Miami students and takes place at 1 p.m. in the Flamingo Ballroom.

Closing ceremonies are slated to take place on Sunday, capped off by the first ever awarding of the SAM SLAM Cup. The name of the winning sorority will be engraved on the trophy and passed on each year, Andrews said.

“I had always thought about doing something big for my fraternity,” Andrews said. “If you want to do something huge, you got to reach out and go campus wide.”

Andrews came up with the idea for SAM SLAM in early May last year after learning about pediatric AIDS in a genetics class, he said.

“The greatest thing about Greeks on this campus,” Andrews said, “is that if you have an idea, you’ve got a whole fraternity or sorority behind you, supporting you. This event never could have come to fruition without the support of my brothers.”

Andrews sees this event as a positive example of Greek life on campus.

“The Greek community on this campus has really come together this last year,” Andrews said. “We’ve had to face a lot of adversity, but because of philanthropies like this and others I think we’ve shown that Greek life on this campus is nothing but beneficial.”

Sigma Alpha Mu chapters at Florida International and Tulane have also expressed interest in carrying the event at their universities next year.

“We’re hoping that it spreads nationwide and becomes a legacy,” Andrews said.

News Briefs and Campus Calendar

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SCREENWRITING: UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL
Dr. Paul Lazarus, Director of the University of Miami’s prestigious Motion Picture Program will work one-on-one to assist you in planning, outlining, and beginning your feature-length screenplay as a online class. The course will hold two mandatory class meeting (May 11, 12) and one optional class (August 3) at the UM campus, the remainder of the class will be held on-line, using Final Draft Software.
This can be taken as a college 3-credit course or as a non-credit opportunity. Registration begins April 8. For more information and to find out how to register e-mail carol@miami.edu or call Carol Wilson at 305-284-4411.

HORIZON COUNSELOR
The UM Multicultural Student Affairs (MSA) Office is recruiting a select number of responsible and spirited students to become Horizons Counselors. The Horizons Program compliments the University’s new student orientation program by presenting students of African, Hispanic, Asian and Native American decent with a preview of campus life. The Horizons Program will introduce ethnically diverse freshmen and transfers to the surrounding community and its vast resources. Horizons counselors will also have an opportunity to meet and interact with freshman and transfer students. This is a great leadership opportunity in which you will serve as a role model for students new to the university.
Applications are available at MSA, Building 21-P and are due by April 12, 2002. If you are selected, you will be notified via email by April 15, 2002. For more information contact Nanette Vega, Assistant Director at 305.284.2855 or email nvega@miami.edu mailto:nvega@miami.edu.

UM STUDENT APPEARS ON OPRAH
Jenna Edwards, a junior at the School of Communication and the 2001 Miss UM runner-up, was on the Oprah Winfrey show on Monday, April 1 to talk about her Queen for a Day program. The program raises the self-esteem of girls with cancer by having volunteers visit local hospitals and do the girls’ hair, nails and make-up and then crown them “Queens for a Day” using actual tiaras donated by pageant winners from around the country. The program has branched out to seven chapters around the country and recently
received a $10,000 donation from the Oprah Miracle Network. The show aired at 4 p.m. on WFOR-CBS4.

ANNUAL GREEK COMMUNITY APPLE
POLISHING CEREMONY
The Annual Apple Polishing Ceremony which honors outstanding students, professors, and administrators will take place April 16th 2002 at the Faculty Club.
At this year’s awards more than twenty faculty nominees are being honored as well as more than fifty students.
Also, a new award which honors student’s with the greatest improvement in GPA is being added to the program. Among the guest speakers at this years event is UM’s President, Donna E. Shalala.
For more information please call the Dean of Students Office at 305-284-5353.

WORKS OF MICHELANGELO ON DISPLAY AT SCHOOL OF ARCHITECTURE
School of Architecture students will display dozens of drawings and models inspired by the Renaissance figure Michelangelo through April 18 at the School of Architecture Gallery. The School of Architecture Gallery is free and open to the public 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. Monday through Friday.

APRIL IS NATIONAL STI AWARENESS MONTH
The Wellness Center will be distributing condoms and educational information in the Breezeway every Thursday during April between 11-a.m.-1p.m. to celebrate national STI Month. For more information on STI’s or condoms distribution, please contact 305-284-6524.

MENINGITIS VACCINATION CLINICS OFFERED IN BREEZEWAY
Student Health Center will be offering meningitis vaccinations in the Breezeway throughout the month of April for $49.99 (compared to the regular price of $70). Clinics are scheduled for April 11, April 18, and April 25 between 11:30a.m. to 1:30p.m. Cash or check will be accepted at the breezeway Clinics. Vaccines will be offered at the Student Health Center throughout the month of April for students who can not attend clinics.

Today
Fri Groove

Happy Hour at the RAT, 4:30p.m.-8p.m., DJ

Opening ceremonies mark the beginning of International Week at 12p.m. and include a preview of events. This annual, week-long event provides international students with an opportunity to share their culture with the University of Miami community through international cuisine, dances and other performances, and information on other countries and cultures. International Week culminates with a banquet and awards ceremony. Opening ceremonies are open to the University of Miami community. and are sponsored by the Council of International Students and Organizations (COISO). For more information please contact COISO at coiso@miami.edu or at (305) 284-3548.

As part of International week C.O.I.S.O & Lambda Theta Phi Fraternity Inc. presents International Week’s South Beach Blowout at Senior Frog’s on South Beach. It’s 18 & over and doors open at 10p.m. For more information call 305-595-5683.

Holocaust remembrance week Shabbath, join us tonight for a special Shabbat service at Hillel beginning at 6:00 p.m.

The brotherhood of Sigma Alpha Mu are holding a week long competition to raise money for their philanthropy, “Elizabeth Glaser Pediatric Aids Foundation.” Opening ceremony is today at 6:30p.m. at the Rock with special guest speaker President Shalala who will cut the Red Ribbon.

Sun April 7
A trip to the holocaust memorial on Miami Beach is planned for today. Carpooling leaves Hillel at 5p.m.

Craig Little is giving keynotes asking Greeks to reflect on the reasons they went Greek and what they each have gained because of their decision at 1p.m. in the UC today. For more information, contact Scott Horowitz, Association of Greek Letter Organizations Chair at witzer5380@yahoo.com.

Mon April 8
Holocaust survivors share their stories at the following locations: Dr. Callender’s Apt. in Hecht, Dr. Barber’s Apt. in Standford, Pearson classroom 101, Flamingo Ballroom D and the Law School. A memorial will follow afterwards on The Rock. For more information call Jamie Kaminetsky at 305-665-6948.

Sign-up for Tower Housing

COISO elections: All enrolled international students can vote in the Council of International Students and Organizations’ elections for the 2002-2003 Executive Board, i.e., COISO President, Vice President, Secretary and Treasurer. Elections on the Patio from 11a.m.- 2p.m.

Registration begins for Fall 2002

Solutions invites you attend a discussion of Notes from Underground, a short novel by Fyodor Dostoevsky. The event will take place tonight from 7 to 9 PM in Apartment 137, Pearson. Our special guest will be Dr. Amie Thomasson, Assistant Professor of Philosophy. Copies of the book are currently available for $1.50 each at the University Bookstore, on a green table near the bestsellers. Please email ofthekosmos@aol.com with any questions.

Tues April 9
In accordance with Holocaust Remembrance Week there will be reading of names of Holocaust Victims from 12-2p.m. at The Rock.

COISO elections: All enrolled international students can vote in the Council of International Students and Organizations’ elections for the 2002-2003 Executive Board, i.e., COISO President, Vice President, Secretary and Treasurer. Elections on the Patio from 11a.m.- 2p.m.

Hip-Hop Club debuts event

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UM’s Hip-Hop Club’s Elements Spring Breakdown debuts this weekend with live performances, MC battles, guest speakers and a music video shoot.

Kevin Sharpley, a senior film major at UM, is shooting the video for a song about the Miami Hurricane Football Team. It features The Iconz, Lazy Bone of Bone Thugs N Harmony, former UM football player Nate Brooks, and senior football players Najeh Davenport and Daryl Jones.

The free two-day event begins todayat the UC and is open to the public.

“This is a going to be a great event, even if you’re not in college,” said Lenny Kagan, co-founder of the Hip-Hop Club, which began in 1999.

Kagan, a rapper who graduated from UM in 2000, is overseeing the event, which starts at 6:30 p.m. with an open floor for break dancing in the Breezeway of the UC patio. There will be an open mike for freestyle poetry and spoken word.

At 8 p.m. at the Storm Surge CafE, a panel of guest speakers, including Mark Kemp, Eminem’s former manager, will discuss current issues about hip-hop, ranging from the images seen on music videos to how to break into the music business, said Adam Delanoy, president of the Hip-Hop Club.

The event is paid for with special events funds provided by the school.

“I’m definitely excited,” said Delanoy. “This is the first time that something like this has happened at UM, and it makes it better that the school is behind us.”

Chaos, a local dance group, is performing at the concert and Hurricane Productions is helping with a lot of the technical aspects, said Kagan.

Other guests include Afu Ra, a well-known underground MC out of New York; and his DJ, G. Brown, who is a UM alumnus.

Other Miamians participating in the event include: DJ Epps, who spins at a number of local clubs; LA Smooth, host of Video Mix; and DJ EFN.

“A lot of these people are coming out for the love of hip-hop,” Kagan said.

Hip-hop, a mix of rap music and rhythm & blues, offers social and political commentary mixed with beats, entertainment, and fashion.

One of the highlights for today is the first round of the MC battle-an on-the-spot contest where a DJ will play a song or beat and a rapper will give a freestyle performance.

On Saturday “The Breakdown” continues at 1:30 p.m. with more battles hosted by Speedy Legs, a nationally known break-dancer.

The Ground Zero Crew, one of the top break dancing crews in Miami, will perform live and assist in judging.

The break-dancing includes B-Boy 1-on-1, where one person competes against another; Crew, where a team of break-dancers, or b-boys, compete against another team; Poppin’ & Lockin’, a more specialized form of break-dancing that mirrors robotic-type movements; and Head Spin, which speaks for itself.

Also on Saturday: the second round of the MC battle and the DJ battle, where DJs will face-off at their turntables mixing sounds.

The day also features a Black Book Art Show for graffiti writers to showcase their works.

All the winners receive a ticket to the Beyond Superfest 2002 Festival.

The winner of the MC contest will participate in the festival’s MC contest, hosted by Ice-T.

Afterwards, the Elements Spring Breakdown concert will be held on the UC Patio with performances by Afu Ra, White Russian, Il-Literate, Dark Skinned Marksman, The Chaos Dancers, and others.

Saturday will also feature booths like Urban America, an urban culture monthly newspaper that provides onsite voter registration.

Heather Lancen, assistant director of Student Activities and Leadership Programs, brought the idea for the event to the Hip-Hop Club after seeing a similar performance at UF.

“They had graffiti and the poppin’ and lockin,'” Lancen said. “It brought a different culture and crowd, it was great.”

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Today & Tomorrow

1st Annual University of Miami “Elements of Spring Breakdown” featuring live performances by Afu Ra, DJ G Brown, DJ Epps and various MC and DJ battles on the University Patio. Friday’s show is from 6:30-11 p.m. and Saturday’s is from 1:30-11 p.m. Admission is free for all ages. For more info call 305-284-2211.

Tonight

A “Tribute to the Cure” featuring live performances by Nasty Shahoulian and the Gimmix and seven other local bands at the Hard Rock Caf

Cuba’s great invention

I’m no coffee guru. I couldn’t tell an arabica bean from a black bean. But I know a good caf

Gatsby’s offers alternative to Miami clubs

While Miami offers a wide array of places to party, from a simple beer bar like the Tavern to the morning-after dance-party of Club Space, every now and then the more mature drinker finds the need to escape the crowd of fake IDs and deafening music and share a full bar only with friends.

This is not about an $800 bottle of vodka at special VIP tables that clubs offer. (Besides, many VIP areas are still drenched in loud music and cramp spaces.) Nor is it about spending just as much at a liquor store and recreating your own dorm-room-bar. This is about Gatsby’s, one of Miami’s few remaining hangouts classy enough to take even your most sophisticated out-of-town guests to, yet hip enough to satisfy even your more inattentive friends.

The reason is simple: While most popular clubs strive to be louder and flashier than each other, Gatsby’s strives to cater to your specific needs. They have over 40 selections of wines by the glass and two full-liquor bars, 60 assorted beers and microbeers (20 on draft), seven giant television screens, 13 regulation size Brunswick pool tables, private party rooms, “The Fitzgerald Room” (a cigar and martini lounge), as well as an eclectic menu featuring tapas, gourmet thin crust pizzas, specialty sandwiches and signature salads. If these don’t meet your fancy, try Gatsby’s nightly specials.

During its week-long happy hours, from 4 to 7 p.m., one can enjoy half- priced premium cocktails, draft beer and wine as well as half-priced pool tables and $4 gourmet pizzas. On Monday, Gatsby’s offers $0.25 cent clams and oysters. Tuesday is Gatsby’s draft party (4-11 p.m.), which includes half priced draft beer and all major sporting events on their seven giant televisions.

During Wednesday’s “Ladies’ Night” (7 p.m.-12 a.m.): Free pool and half priced drinks for all women. From 4 to 11p.m. on Thursdays, Gatsby’s offers half prices on their selection of 20 oversized martinis.

Naturally, you won’t be paying with spare change at Gatsby’s. It’s not cheapest ticket to getting hammered on the weekends- so if you’re the thrifty spender, you might want to capitalize on their daily specials. But if you’re looking for a classier atmosphere full of good food, great pool tables, a superb bar, and the most attentive staff, then Gatsby’s is worth trying.

Furthermore, if you’re the regular South Beach club-hopper tired of spending a few $100 on a bottle of liquor, parking, and a long drive to the beach, then Gatsby’s is definitely worth the try. You’ll save a lot on drinks, won’t have to wait in line to get them, won’t have to worry about parking, and won’t have to worry about losing any of your friends in the frenzy of a flashy night club scene.

Gatsby’s is located at 8575 S.W. 124th Ave. For more information, call 305-412-2220 or visit their website at www.gatsbysfl.com. Must be at least 21 to enter.

Smoochy’s Death has been greatly exaggerated

It is a rare case when a major motion picture dons the gusto and audacity of Death to Smoochy, and gets past movie executives creatively intact. The new film directed by Danny DeVito, which stars Edward Norton and Robin Williams, is a kinetically frantic and occasionally choppy comedy that bounces across the screen like a hyperactive cartoon, taking satirical shots at commercialism, children’s television, and political correctness.

“In terms of taking risks, that’s what life is all about, as an artist, filmmaker, painter or even if you plant gardens,” said DeVito in a telephone interview with the collegiate press. “It’s more exciting to take that risk as long as you don’t hurt anybody.”

Death to Smoochy is an expletive-laden comedy that aspires to dance with the dark side. It follows the rise of all-around nice guy Sheldon Mopes (Norton) and his kids’ show host alter ego Smoochy, a giddy fuscia-colored rhinoceros, in the corruptive wake of Saturday morning’s old king, Randolph Smiley (Williams).

Smiley enlightened the minds of kids as Rainbow Randolph before he was caught accepting bribes from parents to put their children on his mega popular program. As his star and sanity quickly fizzle, Smoochy takes his place prancing around in the sing-a-long limelight. From here the plot basically spirals into an ego-and-liquor- fueled landslide of revenge that involves penis shaped cookies, the Irish mob, a Nazi conspiracy, hit men and heartbreak. Or as Williams’ character describes it, “I’m going on a safari motherfuc****, a saffaaaari!”

DeVito, the director of films like The War of the Roses and Throw Momma from the Train, is upbeat and confident about his latest film, and emphasized his desire for it to stay true to its original chaotic vision.

“I do tend to like films that stretch the envelope a little farther,” he said. “When I saw Smoochy, I thought it was really provocative and fun.

“The way I work is I take the script and I try to add my visuals to it. All of the little elements usually start with me and then the cinematographer and I collaborate on the colors and it becomes part of the pace…a collaboration of all of the artists.”

The way in which the film drenches sets ranging from Smoochy’s gaudy studio land to shadowy alleyways in contrasting dark and bright purples, blues and pinks, shares a similar style with less raunchy borderline comedies of the past like The Mask and Dick Tracy. In fact, Anastas Michos’ surreal cinematography, which helped stylize considerably different films like The Doors and Quiz Show, is the notable highlight in this film.

Death to Smoochy, for all of its oddball zeal, takes a few critical punches for having nearly zero character development and satirizing a topic that was long ago mined by writers on The Simpsons with Krusty the Clown and Sideshow Bob.

Yet, this doesn’t outweigh DeVito’s accomplishment in yielding another film that defies easy categorization and will intentionally trip up audiences. During a sneak preview at the Bill Cosford Cinema last week, a girl sitting in the theater asked her friend if the film was supposed to be funny. The tone of her voice suggested that she probably wasn’t able to comprehend the meaning of sarcasm, much less observe it in the film.

An employee at the office of The Miami Hurricane walked out impressed with some of the film’s arguable religious undertones. Other attendees were satisfied with the significant levels of dark comedy. DeVito deserves kudos for making an intelligent and well-rounded film while keeping the college audience in mind. This is a film definitely welcomed in face of more National Lampoon’s Frat Party 8.

When asked whether he preferred acting or directing, DeVito said that he enjoyed both tremendously, but would have to choose the latter. He explained how frustrating it has been throughout his career to make challenging films become a reality, such as 1975’s One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest. That film took years to develop and though DeVito appeared in it only as an actor, the award-winning final product inspired his passion to direct. Now when he directs a film of his own and it finally reaches theatres, he describes the feeling as an incomparable “release.” “Directing gives you the most juice from the fruit of this business,” he said.

Judging from the energy he exalts in Death to Smoochy, Williams might beg to differ. The enthusiasm expressed by Williams in his character’s blatant obsession with the f-word is almost a release in itself from the actor’s recent “minivan” films like Patch Adams and Flubber. Manically crashing into walls and spilling coffee on his character’s beloved genitals, Williams is able to run wild, leaping in and out of sanity like a dog through a hoop. He has described the role as “reverse therapy, someone who’s sliding quickly past the doors of Bettie Ford,” and repeatedly warned the film is “nasty funny.”

“This is def comedy Smoochy! Don’t bring anyone under thirty,” Williams jolted out in a morning phone interview.

With two pitch black roles on the way in the upcoming films One Hour Photo and Insomnia, which co-stars Al Pacino, and marks a return to doing stand-up comedy, this year looks to be one in which Williams will stray faraway from Disney-life and take some chances.

“There’s a need for a cathartic laugh. A desire to find a solution to all this madness going on,” Williams said, referring to the film’s need to push the limit to emanate humor.

While there’s little doubt that the desire and potential existed to make a bona fide classic comedy, in the end Death to Smoochy is a little a too loud. But overall, if you tally in the talented cast and an infinite assault of vulgar one liners the film is definitely more worthy of a movie ticket than a forgettable weekend rental.