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Communication alumnus makes it big in Hollywood

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Barry H. Waldman fell in love with the movies, interestingly enough, because of radio.

He used to do radio in high school, but when he got to the University of Miami in 1981, his interest started to wane.

He took one film class, and that was it: “I got hooked, I never went back to radio again,” he said.

Now, 17 years after graduating, Waldman is an executive producer in Hollywood.

He has worked on such films as Pearl Harbor, Armageddon and The Rock, and works regularly with Jerry Bruckheimer and Michael Bay, two of Hollywood’s biggest action filmmakers.

“I view the business and career advancement as a master plan-where you start and where you want to get to,” Waldman said.

His latest release was Pearl Harbor, one of 2001’s biggest blockbusters-it has, according to filmonline.com, brought in $198.25 million so far.

Other projects with Bruckheimer films include Gone in 60 Seconds and Armageddon.

Waldman’s latest project is a new film called Down and Under, shot in Sydney and the Australian Outback, and it is scheduled be released in August.

Early in March, Waldman paid a visit to the Cosford Cinema on the Coral Gables campus to participate in the School of Communication’s Communication Week as a panelist discussing working in the film business.

There, for the better part of an hour, along with fellow alumni Jay Tobias and Matt Stein, Waldman talked to students and shared advice on how to make it big in ‘showbiz’.

His first post-UM job was a low-budget horror movie. He was hired as the second assistant director and unit production manager, but those were “titles only,” Waldman said.

“I still picked up the donuts everyday on the way to work while I drove the one winnebago to and from the set. I also had the duty of emptying it at night so we didn’t have to pay the dump fees,” he said.

“It was a long road from graduation to producing, including a couple of turns and U-turns,” Waldman added.

He continued his production career working on a documentary about the war between the Sandinistas and Contras. His work earned him membership into the Director’s Guild of America.

“When I decided it was time to move on to L.A., I made a list of everyone I knew to let them know I was ready to work,” he said.

Finally, Columbia Pictures hired him to work on his first studio movie, The Craft.

“The low budget films in LA are a perfect vehicle to get experience and move up in the business,” Waldman said.

His big break came when he called a producer with whom he had kept in touch and found out about the new movie he was working on-The Rock.

“It was my big chance to step into an A-list picture and show everyone I could handle a big show like this. It was amazing, to experience something on that level,” Waldman said.

“To be standing on the set and see Sean Connery standing in front of you and realize what a great opportunity I had was amazing.”

Waldman describes his current job of executive producer as “riding the fence” between the studio and the filmmakers.

“I work with the director and producer to take their creative vision and translate it to the actual making of the movie,” he said. “I have to insure that we’re all making the same movie.”

Waldman suggests students listen to the professors-both in and out of lectures:

“Ralph Clemente was my favorite professor. I found that Ralph told a lot of stories about the film business, and using that as a guide I would remember some of those stories as I was starting out in my career.”

News Briefs and Campus Calendar

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 CANES FILM FESTIVAL SHOWCASES STUDENT FILMMAKERS’ TALENT

Although it’s more than 5,000 miles away from its more famous cousin in Cannes, France, the University of Miami’s Canes Film Festival also showcases the works of talented filmmakers.
What: Free and open to the public, the Canes Film Festival will showcase more than 50 short films and documentaries written and directed by students in the University of Miami’s graduate and undergraduate film programs. Films featured in the festival cover a wide variety of genres and were shot on locations ranging from Miami to Honduras to Moscow. The festival will also feature readings of scripts from students in the screenwriting program. Sample films include “Mooncalf,” a reinterpretation of Shakespeare’s “The Tempest”; “In the Banya,” a story about female relationships shot on location in Moscow; “Advent,” a futuristic look at the evolution of the human race; and “Seeking: Ginger,” a comic ‘dance-ical’ about two senior citizens looking for love.

When:
6 – 10 pm, Fri., April 26
6 – 10 pm, Sat., April 27
5 – 10 pm, Sun., April 28

Where: The Bill Cosford Cinema Second floor, Memorial Building University of Miami’s Coral Gables campus Contact: For schedule, directions or more information, call the University of Miami Motion Pictures Department at (305) 284-6902 or visit www.canesfilmfestival.com. Contact: Heather Sokolow at (305) 662-7154 or (305) 284-6902

 DISCOUNT PARKING SPACES ADDED

Beginning Fall 2002, the UM will offer 1,800 discount parking spaces at the Ponce Garage, Metro Lots North and South, Red Road Lots North and South, and Scodella and Liguria Lots, each with fast, convenient Hurry ‘Cane Shuttle service to points across campus. These discounted permits can be purchased when Parking Permits go on sale Monday, July 29. Questions? Call 305-284-3096, option 1.

 UM RECEIVES $500,000 GIFT TO FIGHT
BREAST CANCER

UM’s Sylvester Comprehensive Cancer Center and The Taylor Breast Health Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital received a $500,000 gift from the Avon Foundation yesterday. The gift comes from The Avon Breast Cancer Crusade and will fund research, diagnosis, treatment, and education of women in underserved communities. Judith Hurley, M.D., director of oncology clinics at JMH and a member of the breast cancer site-based disease group at UM/Sylvester, is the primary beneficiary of the gift.

 ALPHA KAPPA ALPHA SORORITY INC. ‘S
BIRTHDAY

Alpha kappa Alpha Sorority Inc. Iota Nu chapter is celebrating its 27th birthday on April 30, 2002.

APRIL IS NATIONAL STI AWARENESS MONTH

The Wellness Center will be distributing condoms and educational information in the Breezeway every Thursday during April between 11-a.m.-1p.m. to celebrate national STI Month. For more information on STI’s or condoms distribution, please contact 305-284-6524.

MENINGITIS VACCINATION CLINICS OFFERED IN
BREEZEWAY

Vaccines will be offered at the Student Health Center throughout the month of April for students who could not attend clinics.

PONCE GARAGE CLOSING FOR CONSTRUCTION

The Ponce Garage will be closed to all traffic and parking as of Friday, May 3, due to construction, which includes adding two floors of parking. The project is expected to be completed by August 2002. Alternate parking will be available at Coral Gables Municipal Lots 42 and 43, on Ponce de Leon Blvd. across the street from the Ponce Garage and Mark Light Baseball Stadium, as well as the Scodella, Liguria, Albenga, and Red Road North and South Lots. The Hub of the Hurry ‘Cane Shuttle service will relocate from
the Ponce Garage to the Metro North Lot. At the conclusion of the spring semester, shuttle service will operate its normal summer schedule and routes, excluding the Ponce Garage. For further information contact the Parking Department at 305-284-3096, option #1, or visit http://www.miami.edu/parking.

Sign-up for on-campus housing!

Today

Finals are approaching and so is crunch-time stress. If you are feeling overwhelmed with your studies, we can help! Join the folks at the Wellness Center for a relaxing day of movies and popcorn at the center Atrium. For more information contact 305-284-6524.

Looking for Spiritual Enrichment? Campus Advent will be having a Fellowship service today at 8p.m. at Mahoney-Pearson classroom. Join us for enlightening bib
le discussion.

Friday groove on Patio from 11:30a.m.-1p.m.
Happy Hour at the Rat from 4:30-8p.m.
Finals Fiesta from 4-6p.m.
Classes End at 11p.m.!

Saturday April 27

The School of Architecture and the UM Student Council is hosting a symposium titled Downtown Renaissance: New York Perspectives, 1 – 5 p.m., today at the Lowe Art Museum. Panelist include Terence Riley of the Museum of Modern Art, New York; Raymond Gastil, Van Alen Institute; Steve Kovats, Intertwilight, New York; and Alex Cooper of Cooper Robertson & Partners, New York. The event is free and open to the public. For reservations and more information call 305-284-3438.

Honor Council keeps busy

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The University of Miami Honor Council sanctioned at least 11 students for plagiarism between the spring semester of 2001 and spring 2002, according to Honor Council records provided to the Hurricane.

At least six students were charged with cheating, however, most of the rulings were overturned on appeal.

Citing the Buckley Amendment, the federal statute that protects students’ academic information, UM administrators have said they cannot discuss the cases.

However, William Sandler, Jr., Dean of Students and Secretary of the Honor Council, has said the Council has seen an increase of plagiarism cases in recent years, largely because of the Internet.

All of the students accused of plagiarism plead guilty, according to records. Four of the students accused of cheating plead not guilty.

One of the students charged with plagiarism was Andre Johnson, UM’s famed wide receiver who was named co-MVP at the Rose Bowl.

Johnson, a sophomore, was found guilty for plagiarizing in a sociology paper last fall.

In February, the five-student panel suspended Johnson for a year.

The Council’s Selection and Appeals Committee-then made up of former student government president Jose “Pepi” Diaz, Dr. Patricia Whitely, Vice President of Student Affairs, and Vice Provost Perry Lee Roberts-slashed the ruling to two summer sessions.

The much-publicized Johnson case-which was first reported in the Miami New Times-sent shock waves through the administration and thrust into the spotlight what some faculty members say is the often-rocky relationship between academics and the athletic department.

Another of the student offenders, a freshman, was charged with two counts of plagiarism for buying two papers on the Internet, according to the memos.

The Council voted to expel the student, but the sanction was lowered to a year on appeal.

Three of the other offenders were juniors, three were sophomores, and another was a first-year transfer student, the reports show. Two were seniors. They were all charged with one count of plagiarism.

Some of the Council rulings included three one-year suspensions, three one-semester suspensions and one two-summer session suspensions.

Most punishments were coupled with final disciplinary probations, mandatory attendance of workshops on ethics, as well as writing term papers on plagiarism and cheating.

At least nine of the Council rulings were reduced on appeal. At least two were not appealed.

The mitigated sentences included one-semester suspensions, final disciplinary probations, and summer suspensions.

At least six of the cheating cases involved four juniors, one senior and one sophomore. Four of the students plead not guilty.

The Council voted to expel one of the juniors and the appeals committee upheld it. Another junior and the senior were acquitted. The other two juniors were punished with final disciplinary probation, an ethics workshop and community service.

The Council punished the sophomore with final disciplinary probation and required that he attend an ethics workshop. Upon appeal, the sophomore was given a lesser sentence-disciplinary probation.

Sandler said on Wednesday afternoon that one more Council case was before the appeals committee. At press time, Sandler had not returned phone calls to clarify what type of charges the student had faced.

Seniors prepare for graduation

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Although the economy is on the upswing, it doesn’t seem to be enticing enough for UM’s graduating seniors. Most seniors interviewed by the Hurricane chose to continue their academic career at graduate school instead of jumping into the precarious job market.

“I am going to grad school because I feel I still have a lot to learn. Also the job market is not at its best,” said Gigi Frias, who is majoring in photography and psychology.

Frias, 20, will head off to Syracuse University to take part in their New Media program this fall.

“I went job searching and I saw what was out there. Grad school came first,” she said. “I am terrified of not getting a job.”

Mark Puskarich, 22, a public relations and political science major, felt the same way.

“I hope to find a job,” Puskarich said. “Sometimes if you get hired, the company will pay for your graduate work, so I’m hoping to be in a situation where a company will pay for my graduate work, if I decide to go.”

Twenty-two-year-old Marilisa Jimenez, a journalism and English literature major, already decided to go on to graduate school after being accepted into a masters program at the London School of Economics and Political Science.

But even Jimenez will be at home this fall.

“I’m deferring and going there a year from now,” Jimenez said. “It’s pretty expensive and I need to work for a while.”

Jimenez hopes to get a doctorate and become and English Professor.

Another English major, Alex Matzinger, 21, feels graduate school is the way to go, but for other reasons..

“I’ll go to graduate school,” Matzinger said. You can’t do too much with an English degree, if you don’t want to teach.”

Public relations and graphic designs major Tina Moyerman, 21, was one of the only seniors interviewed brave enough to test the job market.

“For right now, I’m staying until August and hopefully finding a job either down here or up north in the northeast,” Moyerman said. “With the market the way it is, it’s a little difficult to find a job.”

Ultimately, Moyerman would like to remain an undergraduate.

“I don’t want to leave. If someone would volunteer to pay for another semester I would stay. I just can’t afford it. You got to go sometime,” Moyerman said.

Puskarich, on the other hand, felt it was time for graduation.

“I’m actually very excited. I’ve been counting down the days until graduation since March,” Puskarich said. “I’m ready to leave college, I’ve enjoyed my time here, but in a way, I’m kind of burnt out-papers, lectures, text books, projects.”

The graduating seniors had a handful of advice for next year’s senior class.

“Prepare. Make sure you know whether you’re considering grad school from early on,” Frias said.

Jimenez had a list of “don’ts” for soon-to-be-seniors.

“Don’t mess up your GPA. Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t do something-it’s trying, but it’s worth it,” she said.

Year In Review 2001-2002

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One would think that the 2001-2002 school year was more eventful than previous ones.
Or maybe the Hurricane just reported it all this time.
Regardless, looking back there were a lot of watershed events that occurred and that the Hurricane staff covered this school year-from 9/11 and all of its fallout to the closing of the five-year-old school of International Studies to the two tragic student deaths.
President Donna E. Shalala probably had no idea what she was going to be in for.
In her first year, she was celebrated at her inauguration and yelled at on her birthday, she elected UM’s first African-American undergraduate dean and dealt with two sex scandal lawsuits against the university.
It was an eventful year.
The Miami Hurricane staff has compiled a list of all the top stories that hit UM this year .

FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL

UM’s office of admission was so successful in their recruitment for fall 2001 that the freshman class this year was the largest ever. However, this record admission-46 percent of applicants-meant that some students were left without on campus housing. Displaced students-mostly returning students-were housed temporarily in the Holiday Inn, the Terrace Inn, Building 34, guest apartments, and residence hall study lounges. By Labor Day weekend all of the students in alternative housing were relocated into the residential colleges.

SEPTEMBER 11

Terrorists crashed three planes into two of the buildings heralded as monuments to the American way of life. The world and all of its occupants changed that day.
UM students sat glued to their televisions, cell phones to their ears, as phone lines internationally were tied up and people tried desperately to make sure all their loved ones were still okay.
President Shalala, administration, and students alike sprung to action to preserve the safety and wellbeing that were lost that day. Shalala issued a statement asking students not to let these terrorist activities disrupt their lives; extra counseling services were set up for grieving students; and some put together a candlelight vigil for peace.
One of the results of 9/11 was the sudden and vengeful turn against Muslims and the Islamic faith. At UM, female Muslim students were harassed in the UC and blamed for the terrorist activities. The School of Engineering received threatening phone calls about their Muslim and Arab students and any student looking remotely Middle-Eastern or Indian had to deal with dirty looks and side-long glances.
Another scare hitting South Florida was anthrax. Just 60 miles away in Boca Raton, Fl., the first threat of bio-terrorism at the American Media, Inc. occurred on Oct. 5.

AEPi

In late September, 2001, students associated with Alpha Epsilon Pi fraternity allegedly asked residents of Hecht residential college an inappropriate question-“What are we going to do about these damned Arabs?”-and after that the Hurricane and AEPi became involved in an interesting chain of events that led to the suspension of two AEPi brothers and the probation of another. AEPi members failed to prevent news of their alleged indiscretion from being published in the Hurricane and then, 90 percent of those Oct. 5 issues of the newspaper were stolen from the news stands. Three days later, a representative from AEPi confessed to the theft and returned the missing papers to the office of the Dean of Students. The three students sanctioned for the theft were also forced to pay the Miami Hurricane restitution for the stolen papers.

Construction

All year long, the University of Miami has been in a state of renovation and construction. The Rock was tiled and benches were added all over campus. Extra lighting and a traffic circle were installed on San Amaro Dr. to increase safety on the street. Construction for the new convocation center was and is still taking place as is renovation of the Otto G. Richter Library. The Pavia parking lot shut down and the Pavia parking garage is in the midst of going up. Construction for the Pearson garage will begin in May.

THE DEATH
OF CHAD MEREDITH

Freshman, Chad Meredith, died while swimming in Lake Osceola on campus early Nov. 5 morning during the aftermath of Hurricane Michelle. Meredith, a native of Indianapolis, Indiana, had been swimming with friends and had been drinking the night before. It was ruled an accidental death with the choppy lake waters, heavy winds, and alcohol consumption as possible factors in the drowning.

INAUGURATION

Students, administration, benefactors and Florida governor Jeb Bush and Edna C. Shalala [the president’s mother] were on hand for the combined celebration of UM’s 75th anniversary and President Shalala’s inauguration. Although there was the threat of bad weather, the sun shone on Shalala’s official ceremony and the food and festivities that followed.

HOMECOMING

Homecoming 2001 held all of the traditions that UM holds dearly in greater reverence because of the tragic events earlier in the semester. It was also considered especially important because it was the university’s 75th homecoming. The theme was Storm Watch. Erin Fowler was crowned Miss UM and Cory Cain Mr. UM.

‘CANES WIN
THE ROSEBOWL

After completing a perfect 11-0 season under the tutelage of first year head coach Larry Coker, the Hurricanes went to Pasadena and completely dominated the Nebraska Cornhuskers 37-14. Ken Dorsey hooked up with his Co-MVP Andre Johnson for two touchdowns. The ‘Canes never looked back from their 34-0 lead at halftime.
On Jan. 25 the city of Miami honored the football champions with a tickertape parade through the streets of Miami. After the parade, UM had their own celebration complete with fireworks and live music for the ‘Canes on the green. President George W. Bush even beamed in via video to congratulate the team.

SEX SCANDALS AT UM

Toppel Career Center employee, Mariselly Chiroldes; two former Toppel employees, Dulce Ramirez-Damon and Francesca Escoto-Zavala; and sophomore Nicole Pytel sued the University of Miami in three sexual harassment lawsuits-two against former Toppel director, Michael Gage and the other against football team employees.
Gage was accused of blatant use of Internet pornography websites and the football team co-workers of disgusting and offensive behavior such as various comments on the size of Pytel’s breasts and the type of underwear she was wearing.
Chiroldes valued the damages she and her newborn baby incurred at $1 million while Ramirez-Damon and Escoto-Zavala sought damages in excess of $15,000. University Relations would not comment on the lawsuits.

STUDENT FALLS
IN RESIDENT COLLEGE,
PARALYZED

Transfer student, Maria Paola Ramirez, fell from the fire escape of Mahoney Residential College early in Feb. 2002 and was paralyzed. Ramirez was rushed to the Ryder Trauma Center and was then transferred to Jackson Memorial Hospital. According to Amber Lee Condray who found Ramirez lying on the floor, Ramirez told her she had been drinking at the time of the accident.

SCHOOL OF
INTERNATIONAL STUDIES
DISSOLVED

In the second week of February, UM administrators announced that the school of International Studies would be dissolved and reincarnated as a department within the larger college of Arts and Sciences. This was the second time in the school’s history that a school has been dissolved. President Shalala gave better financial support for international studies as one of the reasons for the dissolution. On Shalala’s birthday, Feb. 14, angry students from SIS confronted the president about her decision, which they felt was not made on their behalf. SIS students protested and went through the official channels to try to abort Shalala’s plans to close the school. But in the end the president won out and as of next semester, there will be no more school of International Studies.

LINEBACKER DIES
IN CAR CRASH

Senior linebacker Chris Campbell, 21, died in a car crash while driving drunk on Feb. 16, 2002 at a Coral Gables intersection. Joel Rodriguez, who was in the car with Campbell at the time of the accident, left the scene with a punctured lung and a few broken ribs. Campbell was a liberal arts major from Pleasant, Texas and was slated to graduate this May. He was awarded posthumously with a bachelor’s degree in liberal arts.

MIKE JOHNSTON
ELECTED
AS SG PRESIDENT

Seasoned student government member, Michael Johnston, was signed in as Student Government President on March 29. He had already held positions as Freshman Senator, Chief of Staff and Speaker of the Senate. Johnston, a junior, ran on the ticket A Change in U…’Cause it’s Time with Justine Levine and Mahala Dar who won their respective races as SG Vice President and Treasurer.

WIDE RECEIVER
ACCUSED OF
PREFERENTIAL
TREATMENT BY
HONOR COUNCIL

Sophomore wide receiver Andre Johnson was caught plagiarizing in an anthropology course and given the required one-year suspension laid out by the Honor Council. However, on appeal, the Honor Council’s Selections and Appeals Committee-made up of the Vice Provost, the Vice President for Student Affairs and the Student Government President-reduced his sentence to suspension for the upcoming summer sessions. Johnson’s story began a rash of complaints by faculty and students who felt that student athletes received preferential treatment from UM administration.

NEW
ARTS AND SCIENCES
DEAN HIRED

Dr. James Wyche was hired as the new Dean of Arts and Sciences-UM’s first African-American undergraduate dean. Wyche held positions as president of Tougaloo College, and professor and associate provost at Brown University. He comes to UM with a background in sciences although his work as the executive director of the Leadership Alliance-a consortium of 23 colleges and universities, including leading research institutions, historically black colleges and six Ivy league schools-has given him a lot of experience in other academic areas.

FORMER SG
PRESIDENT WINS
FLORIDA STUDENT
OF THE YEAR

Jose “Pepi” Diaz, Student Government President for 2001-2002 won the award for Florida College Student Leader of the Year from Florida Leader magazine. Diaz, 21,is UM’s first recipient of the prestigious award and also the first Hispanic-American to ever receive it. He will graduate this May and go on to graduate school at Columbia University.

‘Kissing Jessica Stein’ touching, poignant

Woody Allen made a whole mini-genre out of the Jewish New York City-dweller writer love affair stories. From Annie Hall to Hannah and her sisters, all of his movies focused around the loneliness and despair of egomaniacs trying to somehow make a “connection” to other egomaniacs. The new lesbian film Kissing Jessica Stein seems to pay homage to Allen’s movies, especially Annie Hall with a new post-queer twist.

The main character, Jessica Stein, is a Diane Keaton look -alike with all of the flighty-intelligent idiosyncrasies Keaton brought to all of her Allen characters. A writer, upset over a bunch of failed blind dates and the prospect of spending the rest of her days alone, Stein answers an ad in a newspaper by a female (Helen) that used one of her favorite Rilke quotations. The two meet, get along splendidly, bond over lipstick, and throughout it all develop a connection that borders on love and friendship.

The best thing about Stein (and there’s a lot of good things) is the natural acting and character development displayed by all the leads and supporting actors. Everyone is fully fleshed out with interesting conflicts. The audience feels a connection to these characters, so much so that as the relationships tumble, and the characters go through the eventual gripping coming-out scenes, you feel remarkably for them – much more so than in the usual gay “coming out” fables that have unfortunately graced the screens in the past couple years.

While Jessica is not a lesbian (she never has an actual sexual attraction to women), the romance she plays out with Helen, and the ways this sexual obstacle is both something they overcome and are affected by, becomes one of the best sexual identity conflicts in cinema in years.

Jessica’s whole hope for the relationship is due to a fear of loneliness everyone has, and her flirtation with lesbianism comes from her intense fear. As she acts it out, breakdown scenes with gallons of tears and all, the emotions fly from the screen and fill the audience with a sort of sympathy and sadness. Helen recognizes that she and Jessica will only be best friends, yet loves Jessica all the same. Should they stay together or break up?

While the answer isn’t as good as the plot, getting there is quite an enjoyable, likable experience. The comedy and drama are blended as well as an episode of Roseanne.

Perhaps a little too sitcom-y at times, still it’s never forced. Add to that a great supporting turn by Tovah Feldshuh as Stein’s wise mother and you’ve got the best movie so far of 2002.

Celebrating the vagina

Some say they smell like flowers, sweet ginger, fish, Earth, wet garbage, a brand-new morning. Some are timid, clammy and wear tutus.

Others are angry and favor black lace and combat boots and would-if they could-wear pink boas. A number of them are hurt, ashamed and lifeless. Many have been raped, physically, mentally, emotionally.

Most long to be free.

But vaginas seldom are.

Mothers, grandmothers, daughters, men. For centuries they have put them down, clipped their life, their voice, their sense of self. They have gagged them, punished them, beat them senseless. They have instilled fear, shame and hatred of this paradisiacal depth.

Enter Eve Ensler and hundreds of women from around the globe who have used their vagina’s to liberate themselves. In the process, they have not only revealed part of their essence, but urged women to do the same and assert the freedom they have long been denied.

In the latest local rendition of Ensler’s provocative masterpiece, The Vagina Monologues, a dozen of University of Miami women breathed life into the lives and times of vaginas from all over the world.

Theirs were the voices of childhood innocence, fresh teenage vaginas, mutilated African clitorises, raped Bosnian villagers, battered Afghans, and 70-year-olds who finally discover the lustful wonders of their once-stagnant sexual abyss.

The actresses were all outstanding. Staying true to Ensler’s women, UM’s vaginas embodied the women’s stinging wit, sweetness, forcefulness, tenderness, anger, fear, excitement and irreproachable crudeness.

Coupled with Ensler’s flowing and often-gritty monologues of repressive mothers, bizarre lovers, self-hatred, embarrassing sexual encounters, vengeful violations, lust, and rebirth, their performances empowered, gave hope, and helped heal.

These women effortlessly infused energy and rhythm, “down there” and everywhere else. They forced you to think, feel their vaginal frustration and challenge the male and female stereotypes that have long oppressed the forbidden fruit.

They were playful, humorous and demanding. Find me. Lick me. Embrace me, one said hoarsely. Whoah, Mama, moaned another. Enter at your at your own risk. Slow down, demanded another.

Some were enraged: My vagina is angry. It is. It is pissed off…An army of people out there thinking up ways to torture my poor-ass, gentle, loving vagina..Spending their days constructing psycho products and nasty ideas to undermine my pussy. Vagina motherf******.

Others poked fun at women’s squeamish contemplation of their inner selves.

And they also disturbed.

One of the most stirring and chilling performances was that of the student who portrayed the Bosnian woman who was repeatedly raped during the war in Yugoslavia in 1993:

My vagina singing all girl songs, all goat bells, ringing songs, all wild autumn field songs, vagina songs, vagina home songs.

Not since the soldiers put a long thick rifle inside me. So cold, the steel rod canceling my heart. Don’t know whether they’re going to fire it or shove it through my spinning brain. Six of them, monstrous doctors with black masks shoving bottles up me too. There were sticks, and the end of a broom.

The funniest performance? It’s a tie: The celebration of c**** and the uplifting orgasmic choir.

UM’s rendition of Ensler’s Monologues was delightful. These women are trailblazers, brave and gentle soldiers, treading a sensitive, verboten path many are afraid to explore.

These vociferous coochies intend to be free, and in their trek are sources of inspiration-for women and men.

The Semester Sets Tonight with the Cool

While the Lowe Art Museum’s recent student gallery display was a welcome exhibition that represented the University’s simmering art scene, the overall space, time and selectivity of the event did not permit several UM artists to show their newest creations.

Art student Marc Johnson, a sophomore, decided that such works deserved a proper exhibition, and quickly organized the first ever Egalitarian Art Show at UM’s Rainbow Building, tonight from 7:30-9:30 p.m.

With a wide range of visual art mediums on display, one that will surely sensitize the night’s turnout is a new student film directed by Reeve Schumacher, a UM junior and fine arts major, entitled The Sun Never Sets For the Cool.

A surreal, seven-minute black and white film that will be looped continuously throughout the event, For the Cool takes aim at what Schumacher believes is a societal thirst for violence in the media. He said his new film aspires to not only quench this thirst, but to also tap into a sort of cathartic viewer realization.

“Even though it’s a movie that will probably make old ladies gasp,” Schumacher said, “it’s not necessarily shock value, as much as it is just drives at a feeling that I’d like people to think about.

“I want it leave a bitter taste in your mouth.”

The film centers on a character, played by Todd Keebler, a junior, who hopes to end a large monetary debt by removing and trading in his cherished gold teeth. When the collectors on the opposite end, lead by a merciless drug pusher, played by sophomore Noah Penn, violently scoff at this alternative, the debtor seeks help from a four-man bicycle gang to settle the score.

The utilization of local alley ways, mountain bikes and artillery straight out of the Nintendo game River City Ransom, including baseball bats and chains, gives the plot a dark, humorous tone as it marinates in an exploitation of violence.

Schumacher and fellow junior Joshua Reinhard, the film’s cinematographer, cite Martin Scorsese’s 1976 film Taxi Driver and the abstract eroticism of music by the band Blonde Redhead as indirect influences. However, they made sure to supplement enough personal touches to keep the originality on full throttle during each of the film’s three acts.

Each act is set to a song from Blonde Redhead’s well-received 2000 album Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons. For the Damaged Mother, Mother, and Untitled were chosen by the filmmakers because the first two songs tremble on the fringe of tension, while the last one finally seizures into a full rock-out mode that fits perfectly with what’s on screen.

This makes each image resonate with more power, especially considering that the dialogue in For the Cool’s is silent and delivered through subtitles that purposely fail to match expletives being mouthed by the characters. Schumacher said that whether the audience takes this as a stance on censorship or as nothing more than an amusing eccentricity is fine, as long as it provokes some thought. He added that this was his primary goal for making the film and was enthusiastic that it would debut at tonight’s DIY art show, because he would like to see more of them in the future.

“There’s was no selection, so if you entered something, it got in. There’s going to be a slide show, two bands, my film, a lot of other art and Titanic is helping out, so there will be drinks,” he said. “And the whole idea of the show is to build the art community and the community at school in general, so students should just take an hour and check it out before they go party.”

Before the consumption of reading day beers kicks off this weekend, why not enjoy some of the rigorous artistic expression that was manifested during this semester by checking out an entertaining student film? The event is free and for those that can’t wait to celebrate, Titanic will be there to fulfill your needs– if you’re at least 21. The Rainbow Building is located on 1540 LeVante Ave., just behind Titanic.

Entertainment News

Tonight

94.9 ZETA FM’s Bonzai! Festival featuring Gravity Kills, Kid Rock, Puddle of Mudd, Sevendust, Rob Zombie, and Fu Manchu at Bicentennial Park, 1075 Biscayne Blvd. Show starts at 2 p.m. and tickets are $25. For more info, call 305-358-5885.

Face to Face performs live at Ovation, 3637 S. Federal Hwy. Show starts at 6 p.m. and tickets are $15. For more info, call 561-966-3309.

Lose the Rookie performs live at Revolver, 5922 S. Dixie Hwy. Show starts at 11 p.m. and tickets are $6.

The Exit and The Stryder perform live at Churchill’s Pub, 5501 N.E. 2nd Ave. Show starts at 10 p.m. and cover is $8.

Saturday

Dear Starlet and Fashionista perform live at Poptopia in the Billabong Pub, 3000 Country Club Lane, one block west of I-95 and Hallandale Beach Blvd. Show starts at 9 p.m. For more info, call 954-985-1050 or visit www.whirlawaymusic.com.

Molson Chiller Beer Party with the Crystal Method at South Beach, 11 Street and Ocean Drive. Show is for 21 and over and starts at 1 p.m. Tickets are $20. For more info, call 305-358-5885.

Sunday

52nd School of Communication Awards Banquet at the Omni Colonnade Hotel, 180 Aragon Ave. in Coral Gables. A reception precedes the event at 6:30 p.m. The dinner starts at 7:30 and the award presentation immediately after. The keynote speaker will be Mark Potter, a correspondent for CNN. Tickets are $10 for Communication students and $20 for all others. For more info, call 305-284-2265.

May 5

Rufus Wainwright performs live at Billboard Live, 15th Street and Ocean Drive, Miami Beach. Show starts at 7:30 p.m. and tickets are $20. For more info, call 305-358-5885.

Summer Movie Review

Summer is never complete without the mega-bucks blockbusters. Here are this summer’s expected big hits:

Spider-Man (May 3)
Following the grand tradition of comic-book-turned-box-office-hits, Spider-Man definitely has a lot to live up to. After nerdy high school student Peter Parker (Tobey Maguire) is bitten by a radioactive spider, he develops the “spider sense,” among other superhero powers, he must use to save New York from a Green Goblin and win over the affections of Mary Jane Watson (Kirsten Dunst).

Star Wars Episode II:
Attack of the Clones
(May 16)
It’s that time again for Star Wars fanatics to break out their plastic light sabers and reserve their tickets a week in advance. Ten years have passed since ‘Phantom Menace,’ and Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) is a young Jedi, ready for a romance forbidden by the Jedi code. His focus: Padm

Fun in the Sun Summer Plans for Miami and Florida

So summer is finally here, you’re staying in Miami, and you have no clue what to do with your time. Fear not! Even if you’re taking summer courses, you’ll still have plenty of free time to enjoy everything Miami has to offer.

Play the tourist
Now is the time to bring out the camera, slap on the sunscreen, and see the sights. Without the pressure of friends thinking you’re a dork for doing it (since they’ve all gone home for the summer), you can finally see the tourists’ points of interest in Miami.

Vizcaya Museum and Gardens (3251 S. Miami Ave.)
Built in the 1800s by the exceedingly rich James Deering, Vizcaya is an exact replica of a Venetian villa. The massive house still has most of the original furniture and is now a museum. Most of the extensive gardens have been sold, but the small lot that remains, along with the house, are in pristine condition.

Museum of Science and Space Transit Planetarium (3280 S. Miami Ave.)

This is the place to let the inner five-year-old in you run about. A hands-on museum, the exhibits change several times a year- from dinosaurs you move yourself to “The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly,” an exhibit about bacteria. The planetarium has, besides the more traditional stars and planets, laser shows to the sounds of Pink Floyd and other musicians during weekends.

Bayside Marketplace (Bayfront Park, Port of Miami)
From here, not only can you shop at very exclusive and expensive stores, you can eat at exclusive and expensive restaurants. Otherwise, this is a great place to go people-watching. All kinds of people come here- from the fru-fru European-types to the guys who sleep out in Bicentennial Park and everyone in between. There is also the Hard Rock Caf

UM football sets records

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The University of Miami football team set new records for NFL draft picks in a single season and in consecutive years. The ‘Canes had 11 players drafted, the most ever by a school since the NFL draft went to a seven round format in 1994.
Five Hurricanes – offensive tackle Bryant McKinnie (7, Minnesota Vikings), tight end Jeremy Shockey (14, New York Giants), cornerback Phillip Buchanon (17, Oakland Raiders), safety Edward Reed (24, Baltimore Ravens) and cornerback Mike Rumph (26, San Francisco) were all selected in the first round Saturday to give UM an all-time record for most players drafted in the first round over two seasons.
With five players selected in the opening round, Miami has had a total of nine players taken in the first round over the 2001 and 2002 drafts, surpassing the record held by USC (1968-69) and Notre Dame (1993-94). The Hurricane’s five first round picks also tied USC’s (1969) record for most players from a single school taken in the first round.
Miami’s previous best two-year total was five, achieved three times (1987-88, 1988-89 and 2000-01).
Another Hurricane, tailback Clinton Portis (Denver Broncos), was drafted on the first day of the draft as well with the No. 51 pick in the second round
Miami’s previous best first round was last season, as four Hurricanes – defensive tackle Damione Lewis (11, St. Louis Rams), linebacker Dan Morgan (12, Carolina Panthers), receiver Santana Moss (16, New York Jets), and receiver Reggie Wayne (30, Indianapolis Colts) were taken in the first round.