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Miami visits underrated West Virginia football team

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The second half of Miami’s season begins tomorrow, and according to head coach Larry Coker and several other Hurricanes, the team is “right where they want to be.”

That statement might be attributed to the ‘Canes 6-0 record, and a No.1 spot in both the AP and Coaches polls, a spot the team has held on to from the beginning of the regular season. All of that is on the line tomorrow afternoon, though, as the Hurricanes take on upstart West Virginia in Morgantown. The Mountaineers are 5-2 this season, and Coker says Miami is going to have to be on their toes throughout the duration of the contest.

“They are as balanced on offense and defense as anyone is,” Coker said. “Both complement each other real well.”

The Hurricanes enter the game with the benefit of a bye-week following the narrow 28-27 victory against Florida State. The Hurricanes were forced to come back from a 13-point deficit in the FSU contest due to an uncharacteristic 14 penalties for 109 yards, something the team spent a lot of time working on.

“We have really been trying to take what we learned from the first six games,” said offensive lineman Chris Myers. “We are trying to learn from the penalties, and we want to come out thinking no more penalties.”

Practice during the off-week was as intense as it has been all season. Coker and the Hurricanes coaching staff matched up the offensive line against the Miami defense, resulting in hours of hard labor, and according to Myers, should help the ‘Canes come game time.

“This has been the best practices we’ve had,” Myers said. “They [the defense] are probably the best guys we’ll face all season.”

The events of practice were muted last week, though, as linebacker Buck Ortega had to be rushed to the intensive care unit due to complications following arthroscopic surgery on his left shoulder. Ortega was released from HealthSouth Doctors Hospital on Saturday, but the incident had some lingering effects on the team during their preparation for West Virginia.

“It was a terrifying event and we were very concerned about it,” Coker said. “Fortunately, Buck’s mother and father were in control but it certainly had an effect on the team.”

The Mountaineers enter Saturday’s contest averaging nearly 442 yards of total offense per game. A large part of that number is due to the play of senior tailback Avon Cobourne, who has already amassed 1,000 yards this season, becoming only the fifth collegiate running back to reach the century mark each of his four years.

Coupled with Miami’s inability to stop the run against the Seminoles, Cobourne’s presence has given Coker something to worry about.

“Anytime you don’t stop the run, you have to be concerned about a lot of things,” Coker said.

Although Cobourne represents West Virginia’s most talented player on the offensive side of the ball, freshman quarterback Rasheed Marshall has been behind WVU’s 5-2 record, including victories against East Carolina and Syracuse. Marshall has thrown just a pair of interceptions this season, and has also gained 331 yards on the ground to go along with his passing statistics.

“Rasheed Marshall is doing an outstanding job,” Coker said. “He throws the ball a lot better than I would like and is a great runner.”

On defense, the Mountaineers haven’t let up, surrendering just over 284 yards per contest. According to offensive lineman Sherko Haji-Rasouli, much of that is due to a unique defensive formation.

“They have a real weird defense,” Haji-Rasouli said. “They play a 33 stack defense, something I had never heard of before. All you can do to prepare is look at the film and study their formations.”

The Hurricanes certainly have the advantage when it comes to the players on the field. Miami has matched the Mountaineers gaudy numbers, averaging 478 yards on offense while allowing just 264 yards on defense. However, the ‘Canes must come out with a much better first-half performance than they showed against the Seminoles, if Miami wants to continue their climb towards a spot in the Fiesta Bowl.

“We have to play well every week,” Coker said. “We’ve got to handle our trips well and prepare throughout the week. It doesn’t matter where we play, we want to be who we are.”

You can reach Jeremy Marks-Peltz at jmp310@hotmail.com.

Computer Malfunctions

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Computers Miami
Anderson & Hester 4
Richard Billingsley 2
Colley Matrix 6
Kenneth Massey 4
NY Times 4
Jeff Sagarin 6
Peter Wolfe 6
Computer Average 4.33

Vilma leads as man in the middle

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Junior middle linebacker, Jonathan Vilma, has emerged as a proven leader for the Hurricane defense.

Vilma leads the Hurricanes with 49 total tackles, 24 solos, and 25 assisted, after six games in the 2002 season. Two weeks ago against FSU, he compiled a career high 15 tackles. It was the second time in the last three weeks that Vilma has had double-figures in tackles, as well as the sixth time in his career.

Vilma has won Big East defensive player of the week two times this season.

“You just want to get to the ball and make sure when you go down, he’s going down with you,” said Vilma. “If you play with a lot of emotion, passion and intensity, you will get to the ball. If you get to the ball, obviously you’re going to bring them down. 75% of that is just pure heart.”

Frustration haunted Vilma and his teammates after the game against Florida State. If someone would have told him that the ‘Canes were going to give up 300 yards rushing against FSU, he would have thought they were crazy.

“It wasn’t anything specific,” Vilma stated. “It was just that mentally we were making so many mistakes. We watched the film this week; we were basically just giving them points. It was just technique things, and we had the bye week, and even the rest of the season, to get it corrected.”

Even as a veteran, Vilma realizes that he personally had mistakes along with the new comers. It was a collective effort by the team that caused the ‘Canes to struggle for their last victory.

“We were just taking bad angles towards them. There were just silly mistakes being made, things we have been going over since two-a-days, and it just showed,” said Vilma.

FSU’s offense made plays and the bottom line was, Miami’s didn’t.

“Mental mistakes” seem to be the re-occurring phrase when the players explain what went wrong. Some admitted that they under-estimated the game against the ‘Noles, while concentrating on upcoming more challenging games. However when they wanted to stop FSU or score on them, they did. That shows how much character and drive the ‘Canes have, and they just need to hold that intensity for four quarters of a game.

“It wasn’t like anyone was getting run over or getting blown off the line of scrimmage, it was just being out of position mentally and stuff like that,” assured Vilma. “That’s just what really hurts right there. We really don’t do those things. It was just like, ‘I can’t believe we had a bust like that.’ It was more like us not doing what we needed to do to get them down on the ground.”

The coaching staff was frustrated as well because they were just unintelligent mistakes. On the flip side, that is comforting because these were small things that can easily be corrected. It wasn’t as though the team would need to take a whole summer to get stronger in order to fix these blunders.

In the third quarter, Vilma established his leadership, along with his teammate Jerome McDougle, as they gave the ‘Canes a mini pep talk. They gathered up the team and told them to focus and get on the same page so the errors they were making could be eliminated.

After the close victory, the Hurricanes were not satisfied. Last week’s bye week was not a walk in the park for them. The ‘Canes were glued to the TV watching tape, and their minds were refreshed with all the fundamentals.

“We’re going to be better when we play the rest of our season, and especially Virginia Teach to end the season- no doubt about it,” said Vilma. “We’re going to be smarter when we get into the game and not have the same mental mistakes that we had against FSU. So when they or any other team tries to run the ball, hopefully we’ll be in position to make the plays.”

By practicing together everyday, Vilma and the rest of the ‘Canes become one big family. He enjoys spending free time additionally with his teammates, as he often takes up a friendly game of pool with sophomore tailback Willis McGahee.

Vilma assures that there will be a re-match, after winning a few and loosing a few, referring to not only the pool game, however the ‘Canes game as well, to illustrate their skills and show what the outcome is when they play up to their ability.

“You learn that you can come away with a ‘W’ and you still have mistakes,” Vilma said. “There are still things you have to learn and need to correct, it’s just a learning process that you go through during the season. We’re just glad we got the ‘W’ and we’re going to keep moving on.”

You can reach Dana Strokovsky at Hoopg1rl6@aol.com.

Intramural Scores

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Intramural Reminders
Ultimate Frisbee Mini-League is brand new this year. The entry deadline is TODAY! The season will last one week beginning Monday and the single elimination tournament will be held next Saturday, November 2. Intramural Soccer deadline is also quickly approaching and the deadline is next Tuesday, October 29! Be sure to sign up for these events in the Wellness Center!

Intramural Scores

Flag Football Playoffs – 1st round of the Co-Rec Bracket:
Biohazard – 28
Jerry’s Kidz – 0
Smaller Unit – 13
Alpha Q – 0
We Bring the Whoopin – 12
College Republicans – 9

1st round of the Greek Bracket:
Phi Delta Theta – 14
Sigma Chi – 0

Elite Eight of the Greek Bracket:
Pi Kappa Alpha – 30
Phi Delta Theta – 0

Sigma Phi Epsilon – 20
Sigma Alpha Mu – 18

Lambda Chi Alpha – 13
Zeta Beta Tau – 7

Alpha Sigma Phi – 32
Kappa Sigma – 0

Final 4 of the Co-Rec Bracket:
Gomez’s Girls – 25
Biohazard – 0

Smaller Unit – 24
We Bring the Whoopin – 0

Final 4 of the Greek Bracket:
Pi Kappa Alpha – 26
Sigma Phi Epsilon – 0

Alpha Sigma Phi – 13
Lambda Chi Alpha – 6
Final 4 of the Men’s Bracket:
#5 Outkast – 18
#17 UMSM 2 – 7

#2 Soo Tough – 34
#11 The Phenoms – 7

Final 4 of the Women’s Bracket:
Wahine – 35
Scalpels – 0

WT Eight – 20
Scrubs – 12

Final 4 of the Panhellenic Bracket:
Delta Phi Epsilon – 19
Kappa Kappa Gamma – 0

Delta Phi Epsilon – 7
Zeta Tau Alpha – 6

Women’s Independent Championship:
Wahine – 43
WT Eight – 0

Panhellenic Championship:
Delta Phi Epsilon – 20
Delta Delta Delta – 0

Floor Hockey Playoffs:

1st round of the Greek Bracket:
Sigma Alpha Mu – 5
Lambda Chi Alpha – 0

Sigma Phi Epsilon – 1
Sigma Chi – 0

Final 4 of the Greek Bracket:
Sigma Alpha Mu – 2
Zeta Beta Tau – 1

Sigma Phi Epsilon – 2 (OT)
Pi Kappa Alpha – 1

Final 4 of the Men’s Bracket:
Puckheads – 1
Furze’s Mom – 0

Blades of Steel – 5
Colonel Cathcart’s Armada – 1

Men’s Independent Championship:
Puckheads – 2
Blades of Steel – 0

Matthews adapts to new position

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One word perfectly describes Vonda Matthews’s style of soccer: versatile.

“In high school I never had one set position,” Matthews said, which would explain why the move from defense to forward hasn’t fazed last year’s most valuable player on the team.

Matthews, a junior from Oklahoma, knows success well. She led her high school team to a State Championship, and her club team, the Oklahoma Outrage, to a National Championship. A First Team All-American coming out of high school, most of the nation’s elite programs, including UNC and Notre Dame wanted Matthews to play for them, but instead she chose an up and coming University of Miami program where she knew she could make an immediate impact.

Matthews has certainly lived up to expectations, being named to the Big East All-Rookie Team her freshman year, as well as the Big East Second Team her freshmen and sophomore years.

Matthews’s versatility has developed throughout her UM career as she continues to rack up goals and assists while helping to lead the team with her defensive skills as well. The player that Matthews said has helped her develop the most while at Miami is red shirt junior Allison McWhinney, another explosive and versatile player for UM.

“She really took me under her wing and taught me a lot when I got here,” said Matthews

Even though Matthews majors in Business Management at UM, she wants to pursue a career in soccer, either as a player or a coach after she graduates, which makes sense for a player with so much talent who has had such success throughout her career.

But don’t think for a second that all this success has gotten to Matthews head. When asked about the strongest aspect of her game, she said that she most enjoys giving her teammates a chance to score, which she has proven with her team leading six assists. Although she has given her teammates plenty of chances to score, Matthews had not scored all season going into last week’s game against Rutgers.

“My teammates make fun of me that I can’t score this season,” Matthews said with a laugh.

However, she broke her dry spell by scoring two goals against Rutgers in a game the ‘Canes lost 6-5 in double overtime.

That renewed ability for Matthews to score will boost the team’s already explosive offense as they finish up the regular season and head into the Big East Tournament.

“The team had three goals for the season,” said Matthews. “The first was to host a Big East Tournament Game, which we accomplished, the second is to win the Big East Tournament, and the third is the NCAA tournament.”

If the team has a chance at reaching these next two goals, Matthews’s versatility and leadership will play a huge role in the team’s success, just as it has since Matthews arrived at Miami.

Catch Mathews and the Hurricane soccer team in their last home game of the season against Central Florida tonight a 7:00 PM at Cobb Stadium.

You can reach Nate Johnson at NPJ44@aol.com.

Volleyball upsets state rival USF

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The South Florida Bulls came into the Knight Sports Complex Monday Night a confident team that had beaten ranked opponents and played No. 8 Pepperdine very tough. They were completely unprepared for the Hurricane that was about to run over them in the form of the women’s volleyball team.

The ‘Canes, who were sitting at 17-2 and first place in the Big East, were not expected to beat a very good South Florida program who had been receiving votes to be ranked in the national polls. However, the ‘Canes got maybe their biggest victory of the season when they beat South Florida 3-1.

“It was a huge victory for us. We beat a team that is first in their region and undefeated in Conference USA…South Florida has been receiving votes in the top 25 poll. They have done a lot,” said head coach Nicole Lantagne Welch.

The ‘Canes had the daunting task of dealing with Bulls outside hitter Michelle Collier, who had a team leading 30 kills and 16 digs. However, the ‘Canes had the answer for her all day. Miami spread the ball around, with four players recording double digit kills. Valeria Tipiana and Elizabeth Tyson led the way with 17 kills apiece, while team leader Marcela Gamarra had 15.

“Marcela being third in kills shows our team is growing. It takes the pressure off Marcela and gives us a lot more balance,” said Lantagne Welch.

The ‘Canes sit in first place in the Big East conference, but still have some tough games ahead, including a meeting with Notre Dame. This may have been the biggest victory of the season, but the ‘Canes know that they still have a lot of important games ahead.

“Notre Dame will be a really big test. All the Big East games will be very tough,” said Jamie Grass, who had a team leading 12 digs in the match.

Grass has made the transition from hitter to defensive specialist nicely.

More than anything, this victory showed that the Hurricanes can compete with top teams and win. Despite being first in the Big East, the ‘Canes have not been ranked in the top 25, and they were thought to be a team that would struggle against top programs. They proved that they could beat a good team on Monday.

“This victory shows everyone we are a really good team and that we can compete with the best,” said Grass.

The victory gives the Canes some momentum going into the home stretch of Big East conference play. The team was coming off a bad loss to FIU, and it was important for them to bounce back. Miami showed resilience on Monday with the impressing victory.

“This win was a great confidence builder. I hope we can take this win and build from it, against Virginia Tech on Saturday,” said Lantagne Welch.

If the Canes can keep rising to the occasion in big games, they will retain their No. 1 seed in the Big East conference and have a great chance to celebrate a conference championship and an invite to the NCAA Tournament in November.

You can reach Darren Grossman at drg215@aol.com.

‘Canes No. 2 in first BCS

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The historically not so Miami Hurricane friendly Bowl Championship Series standings were released on Monday, and the ‘Canes see themselves ranked No 2. This marks the third consecutive season in which Miami appears to have been given the shaft, at least in the initial standings.

Miami, ranked No. 1 by both the Associated Press and the ESPN/USA Today coaches’ polls since the preseason, is ranked second with 6.41 points. Oklahoma heads the first BCS standings of the season for the second consecutive year with 3.92 points, while the surprising Fighting Irish of Notre Dame are right behind the ‘Canes in third place with 7.07 points.

“If we take care of our own business and win, things will work out,” said Miami head coach Larry Coker. “The system is designed to have the top two teams meet at the end of the year and I am confident that will be the case.”

Big East foe Virginia Tech is ranked fourth with 8.63 points, followed in the top ten by Georgia, Ohio State, Washington State, Michigan, LSU and Texas.

The BCS rankings are a point system based on a formula that incorporates the combined rank of the AP and coaches’ polls, an average of seven computer rankings, strength of schedule rating, won-loss record and a bonus-point system. New this year is the elimination of margin of victory from the computer raking process. Teams are arranged in order from lowest to highest points.

The bonus award is based on a sliding scale from 1.0 points for beating a first place team to a .1 for a win over the 10th place-team.

“There’s still a long way to go,” new BCS coordinator Michael Tranghese told the AP. “The strength-of-schedule component will come into play, and so will the bonus points. The biggest surprise is there are still so many undefeated teams at this stage, halfway through the season.”

Miami’s strength of schedule as of now is rated 27th. The best ranking Miami had in the computer rakings was one second-place ranking in the Richard Billingsley poll. However, ‘Canes fans should not worry, as the Miami schedule strength will improve with upcoming games against Tennessee and Virginia Tech.

“It really doesn’t matter at this time of the year and it’s something you don’t take to heart,” said Miami offensive lineman Sherko Haji-Rasouli. “The system has the two best teams playing for the national championship.”

Notre Dame, No. 6 in the AP poll, has the No. 1 ranked schedule and seemed to be the favorite of many of the computer rankings, receiving a computer raking average of 1.33. However, the Irish don’t have a walk in the park left on their schedule either, facing FSU (No. 12 in the BCS) tomorrow and ending the season at USC, a team that is extremely underrated.

Oklahoma stands atop the initial BCS poll for the second straight year. The Sooners have the 13th ranked schedule and that ranking will not improve mightily as the Oklahoma’s only tough remaining games are against No. 20 Colorado and at unranked Texas A&M and Oklahoma St.

A problem may arise if Oklahoma, Miami, and Notre Dame all finish undefeated. If Notre Dame finishes the season without a loss, then they would probably finish atop the BCS. Then if Miami and Oklahoma are also both undefeated, then they would be in an ever so close battle for the No. 2 standing. This would put the BCS under scrutiny for the third consecutive season.

Last season, Miami was ranked No. 4 in the first BCS standings, despite being ranked No. 1 in both the AP and ESPN polls. Despite the early shaft, the three teams ahead of Miami wound up losing and the ‘Canes finished the regular season atop the BCS.

However, the BCS was criticized when Nebraska got the nod to play Miami in the National Championship. Nebraska lost their final regular season game to Colorado, 62-36, and didn’t earn a chance to play in the Big 12 title game. The Cornhuskers still finished ahead of once-beaten Oregon and twice-beaten Colorado in the BCS.

Two season’s ago, Miami was robbed by the BCS, as the ‘Canes finished third in the BCS rankings behind Florida State and Oklahoma. Both the Seminoles and ‘Canes had one loss – FSU’s loss was to Miami.

In short, the BCS is a perfect system only if the season ends with two undefeated teams, or if only a single team finishes with one loss. This is yet to happen under the BCS format, and the public outcry for a college football playoff system will continue.

You can reach Brian Poliakoff at b.poliakoff@umiami.edu.

We need a bullet proof vest to survive in this world

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What’s going on in our world today? I open the newspaper and I’m overwhelmed. As a student looking forward to entering the media, I know I have to keep up with what’s happening in the world, but sometimes it’s hard to do. I criticize myself for not writing more important columns that have to deal with urgent issues facing us. But the truth is I simply don’t know how to feel about all of this global chaos.

Take these examples in recent papers: a female serial killer is happy to finally be put to death after murdering seven men over a decade ago; another victim shot by the serial sniper…and countless other stories about violence, rape, kidnapping, drug abuse, child abuse, bombings, death. It’s utterly depressing. I understand this is what’s facing our country and it has to be accepted, but there are two things I find particularly troubling.

The first is that it seems like nothing ever gets done about anything. Someone tries to bring something relevant up in our government and it’s shot down in a fury of finger pointing and disagreement. If an issue is lucky enough to pass even one legislative group, then it won’t the other, and winds up mired in political BS. This complex, giant system called the government is supposed to be protecting us and leading the country away from harm, but I wonder if that can even be done anymore.

The second, and presumably more disturbing, is the outlook on things in our city, in our country, in our world. Maybe it’s me because I’ve recently been more aware of everything happening in the news, but it seems like there’s way more negativity than ever before. It might be a reflection of media coverage today since they are the essential gatekeepers of what we see and hear, and let’s admit: society is more desensitized, flashier, and grittier than ever before. Something is changing in our world, in our lives, and it’s happening quicker that I can fully comprehend.

You can’t go a day here in South Florida, or in any city across the nation, and not see something in the news about a fatal shooting. I read a statistic today where the U.S. has more death by guns in a year than Europe has had in its history. I guess that’s democracy for you. People in Maryland and Virginia can’t even go about their daily lives without the fear of being gunned down by some freak with a high-powered scope and rifle. Something is seriously screwed up here, yet we keep going on with our lives, blindly moving into an uncertain future and secretly praying that nothing happens to us. I guess we have to in a way or we’d go insane.

Tensions are rising, people are growing restless, government is only getting more corrupt, the world is getting meaner, and time is running out. Frankly, I hope I’m not around for the fallout. Sorry to be so pessimistic, but this is where I am right now. I keep thinking about what kind of world will we be living in twenty years from now? Will it only get worse? Are we going to have to start wearing bullet-proof protective vests to step outside of our houses and go to the supermarket? I shudder to think.

Derek Bramble is a senior majoring in broadcast journalism and theater.

You mean all grocery stores don’t valet park?

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This past weekend, I went home to Boca Raton, which is well known for being ritzy. It is overrun with senior citizens, often dressed in sequined clothing and oversized hats. The city is mainly composed of pink and yellow buildings, and it’s common to see limos on main roads. I’m not kidding.

I happen to pride myself on being incredibly down-to-earth after growing up in such an atmosphere. However, this fall break I noticed that growing up in Boca has affected me more than I think. I realized that people growing up in rich, glitzy cities often carry those standards. I recently gave one of my closest UM friends a tour of my hometown starting with Publix. I had always assumed that a Pepto-Bismol colored building surrounded by lights, palm trees, and the valet parking option was how Publix should look. But she was in awe. We then traveled to Boca Center. The McDonalds there also amazed her. Another pink, looming building next to a valet booth is our local Mickey D’s. I never assumed McDonalds would be any different. But to her, it was extraordinary.

We walked around dozens of seniors. Many of the women reeked of perfume and practically fell over their $10000 sequined high-heels, while the men smoked Cuban cigars and droned on about the stock market and business deals. They drove around in Jaguars, BMWs and Mercedes.

Growing up with this, it’s normal. But this weekend, I realized that the second I spend an ounce of time in any city outside of Boca, I often think it is “ghetto.” If a storefront sign is not brand new and lit, I consider it to be a shack. This shouldn’t happen! I know I’m not spoiled. But growing up in a town full of smelly, rich, Porsche-driving 80-year-olds has affected me. Children shouldn’t grow up in an environment that jades them from the real world. In the real world, no one has three cars. People don’t valet while grocery shopping. Those growing up here begin to think that it’s the normal standard of living in America, which it’s not.

I offer no solutions. I can only hope that I don’t grow up to be snobby and that I’ll soon realize the ridiculousness of valet parking at my local supermarket.

Dara Solomon is a freshman majoring in print journalism.

Simon says: Don’t be a moron, think for yourself

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Life here at Miami reminds me of that all to familiar game Simon Says. Simon says jump and we jump. Do we not live our lives in a similar fashion? Society gives us orders and we take them. Society says weighing 85 pounds is attractive and girls starve themselves. Society says weighing 385 pounds can also be attractive and McDonalds get swallowed whole. Society says if you want to be sexually promiscuous, but don’t wish to hold yourself accountable for your actions once you get pregnant (both male and female are at fault here), abort the baby. Is it just me, or do we not think for ourselves anymore?

People here at Miami and in America in general remind me of birds. They flock wherever the wind, and in this case the media and society, tell them to go. We roam around aimlessly like a child in need of a parent, like desert animals in search of water. We have become a remote controlled society that fancies instant gratification. We are obsessed with sex, money, power, popularity, food, exercise, success, ambition, hate, envy, and greed (just to name a few). We think about cell phones, cars, clothes, how we are perceived by others, music, ‘having fun’ (whatever that means), being desired, and ‘falling in love’.

You know what we are really into? Brace yourselves, this may shock you: OURSELVES. I mean after all, what could possibly be more important than us right? This is the problem, we only care about the here and now and how it effects us. We have no foresight because we can’t see past our wants and desires. We can’t see past our condom boxes and skimpy clothing, and so we are unprepared for the obstacle course of life that nears us.

In short, we are morons. Webster’s Dictionary defines a moron as: “a very stupid person; adult with mental age of about 8-12.” We’re morons because it is easy. It’s easy to skip class, to be dishonest, and to be self-indulgent. What we seem to have forgotten is that anything worth doing in life is difficult. It is hard to study before going to class, to refrain from eating that extra piece of cheesecake, and to turn off the Sony PlayStation.

Point of fact: Our lives are more defined by what we deny ourselves, more so than what we permit ourselves. Society will tell you differently, but I’m curious, what do you think?

Cameron Browne is a junior majoring in international studies and political science. He can be reached at hurricanecam82@aol.com

Letter to the Editor

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I would like to start out by thanking Hunter Stephenson, the Life and Art Editor, for his brilliant article on Steve-O from Jackass. I firmly believe that article to be the best, most honest account of the University of Miami ever published by this paper.

Finally an alumnus with personality comes out of the woodwork, someone who wasn’t afraid to mar the pristine image of this University. To step on the grass at this institution is considered a crime these days, and yet, just a few years ago, Steve-O was throwing parties on the roof of the towers and firing water guns at people in class. However, that pales in comparison to the best part of the article, where the students at the university of Miami were finally given some advice they could use. “UM Girls: Stop being such sluts!” The word is out there, ladies, if you wanna get an easy lay, come to UM because the girls are rich and easy. Don’t get me wrong; this applies to the men on campus as well. I feel an anecdote would be appropriate to demonstrate my point. There is girl on campus that was sleeping with two separate guys all last semester. Her goal this semester was to sleep with both in one night, and lo and behold she succeeded. Goals used to be good grades, graduating, being successful in life, but no. Here at UM it’s to sleep with as many men, or women, as possible, and as Steve-O said, get out of UM with out bumps on your wiener.

I want to end by thanking Hunter again for such a wonderful, enlightening article. I’d like to thank Steve-O for finally being so candid about the truth behind UM. It’s just a shame that most of the people who could benefit from his advice don’t read anything besides GQ and Cosmo.

~ Lisa Kaneff is a senior majoring in Public Relations and Psychology.

EDITORIAL

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This past Tuesday marked the final public debates between gubernatorial candidates Bill McBride and Jeb Bush, leaving many college students thinking, “Wake me up when we vote for the president.” Yes, electing the new governor of Florida does not exactly draw out droves of students to the voting booths. Well, to be fair, statistics say that nothing draws out droves of students to the voting booths.

But why is it that the body of individuals known as “students” seems to have so little interest in changing the political scene of America? Is it because so much of the debates focus on prescription medicine for the elderly and Medicare? This may be so, but in 2002, we as students actually have an issue that applies directly to us: school.

Undoubtedly, many voters are thoroughly confused by the propagandistic media campaigns run by both candidates. Should we believe McBride who claims that Bush has been a complete failure on making Florida schools better? Or should we believe Jeb who can be seen in his commercials putting up crosswalks, helping old ladies across the street, and talking to a classroom full of first graders who chime, “Thank you Jeb”? It is a very hard decision; after all, those first graders seem to really love Jeb.

Well, with a little bit of research, the facts become fairly apparent. Talk to almost any public school teacher in Florida, and they will be even more apparent. Jeb has failed our schools. His voucher plan, despite being criticized as unconstitutional, has been in the works for years, but has done nothing. After four years in office, Florida’s public school test scores are still among the worst in the nation. There has been little to no improvement in teachers’ salaries, and although federal money is available, the average class size in many public schools is still unacceptable.

To make commercials that claim that he has lived up to even the least of his promises, especially those to make schools better is, frankly, insulting to any intelligent voter. Bush had his chance and he did nothing with it. As students, we must do everything we can to make sure that a man with such a terrible record on schools (not to mention the environment, crime, prison sentences for drug offenders, etc) does not get re-elected to another term in which he can break more promises.

Of course, questions of McBride’s credibility and qualifications can be raised, and rightly so. He is a man who has been relatively untested in a political arena, and it is not possible to say exactly what he will do if elected governor. However, he has plans to tax the sale of cigarettes and use a large portion of the money to augment teachers’ salaries. He also has promised to promote smart growth and preservation efforts in the Everglades (still, much to the chagrin of Greenpeace, neither candidate has a plan for clean energy as of yet). These are just a few of McBride’s proposed changes in the government of Florida that students should feel deep concern about.

Again, there is no way to know if McBride will keep his promises unless we elect him. But, we do know one thing that should help in the decision: Bush has not kept his promises. Electing Bill McBride as governor of Florida may end in failure, but electing Bush already has. So go out and vote, and when you do, remember that prophetic saying that Jeb’s brother just couldn’t seem to get right during that blunder of a speech in Tennessee (it will be printed in its correct version here), “Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.”