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TODAY
STEP is sponsoring Skip-A-Meal in Chartwell’s at 4:30 p.m. as part of Hunger and Homelessness week.

UM Volleyball takes on Notre Dame at the Knight Sports Complex at 7 p.m. Free pizza will be served to the first 100 students with a ‘Cane card.

The Department of Psychology presents the Third Annual Undergraduate Conference for Research in Psychology, or UCON, from 11:30 a.m. – 4 p.m. in the UC Flamingo Ballrooms and the International Lounge. Come see fellow students present their research in poster and oral presentations and enjoy a complimentary lunch. RSVP to Conference Co-coordinator Jose Rodriguez at 305-284-3303 or JoseR@miami.edu.

NOVEMBER 16
The Gifford Arboretum is hosting another horticultural workshop and plant diagnostic clinic at the John C. Gifford Arboretum, Biology Department, Cox Science Building. Co-sponsored with Miami-Dade Cooperative Extension Service, the workshop will feature lectures about invasive exotic plants and trees and include a tour of the UM Palmetum. The plant diagnostic clinic, which is free, runs from 8:30 – 10 a.m. The workshop requires a registration fee and is from 10 a.m. – 2 p.m., with lunch provided. For more information, contact Derek Artz or Carol Horvitz at 305-284-5364.

Men’s Basketball Exhibition vs. Global Sports Team at the Knight Sports Complex at 7 p.m.

NOVEMBER 17
Hurricane Productions presents.John Singleton, 8 p.m. @ Gusman. John Singleton is the director of Boys N the Hood, Poetry, Remember the Time, baby boy, Higher Learning, Rosewood, SHAFT, and Fast and Furious 2. For more information visit www.um-hp.com.

Come say goodbye at the last UM volleyball game of the season vs. Syracuse at 2 p.m. at the Knight Sports Complex.

NOVEMBER 18
The HSF Scholar Chapter will have a meeting at 7 p.m. in UC 245. Guest Speaker Casey Cusick will be giving tips on how to write an outstanding personal statement for scholarship and grad school applications. Also, scholarship applications for the Congressional Hispanic Caucus Institute will be distributed. Papa John’s pizza and drinks will be served.

NOVEMBER 19
Want to travel the world, build your resume and make positive differences in the lives of others? Come learn about the Peace Corps in an information session and video presentation from 12 to 1 p.m. in UC 237. For more information, please contact Erin Seiler, Peace Corps Recruiter, at 305-284-5398, eseiler@umiami.edu or room 101 in the Ferre Building.

NOVEMBER 20
Islamic Society of UM is sponsoring a Fast-A-Thon as a part of the month of Ramadan. Students, faculty and staff are encouraged to fast for someone else’s hunger. For each participant, local businesses will donate money to the Daily Bread Food Bank, which donates food to Camillus House and the CHARLEE Project. Participants will be invited to break their fasts with a dinner at sundown. To sponsor, participate or find out more, contact Minal Ahson at mahson@miami.edu.

Join Cane Cares for a nutrition tour at Stanford Dining Hall between 7 and 8 p.m. For more information please contact 305-284-6524.

NOVEMBER 21
Before the Miami vs. Pittsburgh Football game, from 4-7 p.m. at Tailgate Lot E4, all UM students with a ‘Cane card are invited to a free tailgate party courtesy of the U.S. Army. Feast on Hooters wings, Big Cheese pizza and drinks. Tailgate lot E4 is located across the street from the Gate 7 Student Entrance on the corner of NW Fourth Street & NW 14th Avenue. For more information contact Beth Cunningham, Hurricanes’ Corporate Sales Assistant at 305-284-5973 or email bcunningham@miami.edu.

NOVEMBER 22
Join the UM chapter of the Mortar Board National Senior Honor Society for the first annual “I Came, I Bid, I Won” silent auction to benefit the scholarship fund, at the Rathskeller from 5 – 7 p.m. Items to be auctioned include two tickets to the UM vs. Virginia Tech football game, a Kaplan graduate prep course, autographed National Championship footballs and more.

Want to do something about HIV/AIDS? Looking for a resume booster? Then sign up for HIV 104 training, which certifies you to speak in Miami-Dade Public Schools about HIV/AIDS. The training will be held on Thursday, Nov. 21 from 3 – 7 p.m. You must RSVP to attend, so e-mail visions_um@yahoogroups.com to reserve your spot.

Students who received the meningococcal meningitis vaccine and plan to travel to certain parts of Africa or have laboratory or industrial exposure may need to repeat the immunization. Information about the recent meningitis vaccine recall is available at www.menomune.com. For more information call Student Health Service at 305-284-5921.

The Richter Library is holding an Amnesty Week for the return of all overdue library materials. From Nov. 18 – 24, all overdue materials may be returned and the fines will be waived. Prior outstanding debts to the library will not be waived. For questions, contact Access and Delivery services at 305-284-6466 or email sschwarzer@miami.edu

Tickets for British pop-rockers Coldplay, who will be playing at the UM Convocation Center on Wednesday, Jan. 22, 2003 at 8 p.m., will go on sale at 12 p.m. on Saturday, Nov. 16, for $32.75 at the UC Ticketmaster.

The University of Miami’s Law School Center for Ethics and Public Service presented Attorney Richard C. Milstein with this year’s “Lawyers in Leadership Award” on Tuesday. The “Lawyers in Leadership Award” is presented to an individual who has utilized their leadership role in their community and who exemplifies ethical responsibility in his/her profession. Milstein joins well respected past recipients including Chancellor Tad Foote, attorneys Joe Klock, Ellen Friedin, Henry Latimer, Carlos de le Cruz and Judge Joan Lenard.
Twice an alumnus of the University of Miami, Milstein is an advocate for the rights of children, elderly and gays, and he promotes the importance of the performing arts in the community. He currently sits on the Executive Board of Directors of Save Dade, Inc., the Civilian Investigative Panel Nominating Committee for the City of Miami and the Counsel for the Performing Arts Center Trust, Inc. He is an Advisory Board Member for the Estate Project for Artists with Aids and a member of the Arts and Business Counsel, among many others. He is a past president of the Dade County Bar Association and is the recipient of numerous awards including the United Way’s 2002 Dorothy Shula Award for Outstanding Volunteerism and the Florida Bar President’s Pro Bono Service Award. In 1999, the Dade County Bar established the Richard C. Milstein Excellence Award in his honor for his work in public service.

Nursing School plans for future

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Students and faculty at the School of Nursing can look forward to a new facility and a new curriculum in upcoming years.
Plans are under way for the M. Christine Schwartz Center for Nursing Education, and revisions to the undergraduate curriculum are also being made to reflect nursing of the future.
“This new space will enable students to network with faculty and the other students,” said Dr. Sharon Pontious, interim dean of the School of Nursing. “We have wonderful faculty and motivated students, and we’ve been creative in using the resources we have now, but this new facility will give us the room we need to better teach our students.”
Development of the M. Christine Schwartz Center for Nursing Education will begin in May 2003 and will be completed by fall of 2004. The four-story building will be located between Allen Hall and the Memorial Building.
“It was a dream of ours to have our own school for a long time,” said Cheryl Quinlivan, director of development at the School of Nursing. “We didn’t think it would be possible. Students are very excited about having their own school.”
So far, the school has raised $11 million of the needed $13 million to fund the development of the new center.
“We’ve received small and large gifts from individuals who have been touched by the role of nurses,” said Quinlivan. “We’re very hopeful that we’ll raise all of our funds.”
The new facility will be the home students and faculty need to progress in nursing education and research.
“he space will allow us to refine health assessment skills,” Pontious said. The new technology will enable students to practice intravenous administration, catheritizations nd injections. The space will also allow faculty to have individual offices.”
The School of Nursing is currently located on the periphery of campus on Red Road, in an old fraternity house that was renovated to facilitate the current school. The facility, however, has become so limited in space that on-site practice labs are exceeding maximum capacity.
“I feel that the current building is too small for the current number of students that attend the School of Nursing,” said Jessica Sikkema, a senior nursing student. “We are also distally located on the campus, so sometimes we feel somewhat unattached to the rest of the school.”
“When we show prospective students and parents our current facility, they wonder why they would be paying UM tuition to attend the school,” Pontious said. “We have no space in the current building.”
Space is so limited that bathrooms have been made into offices for some of the faculty. Academic faculty are also sharing offices, eliminating confidentiality.
Undergraduate classes are taught in the Learning Center and Memorial Building, making it inconvenient for students to take the shuttle back and forth between the School of Nursing and the center of campus.
“The students don’t feel they are a part of campus,” Pontious said. “They’re never in the middle of campus to interact with the other students. They were left out of the yearbook last year because they were not around the UC often enough to see the banners.”
A limited facility has also made it difficult for undergraduate and graduate students to interact with one another and the faculty.
“I think that, the way the building is now, there is no place for nursing students to sit and do homework or hang out,” Minnie Perraza, a junior in the School of Nursing, said. “It’s time for a change.”
The school hopes to emphasize community-based nursing and will develop new majors to be implemented in fall 2003; however, some improvements to the curriculum have already taken effect.
“Last year we didn’t have a tutoring program for math,” said Marie Felix, a junior in the School of Nursing. “We have a tutoring program this year and, because of the program, I’ve been able to increase my math scores.”
A new program will also allow students who have completed their associates or bachelors degree to obtain their masters degree in two-and-a-half years.
The new center will not only benefit current students, but it will help increase the enrollment of students who wish to study nursing at the University.
“Even though I have not seen the specific drawing regarding the layout of the new School of Nursing, I feel thatthis would be a great way to attract more students into a career in nursing,” Sikkema said.
“The program is very hard and you need to study a lot, but I would recommend it to incoming students anyways,” said Felix.
The school currently has about 260 undergraduate and 110 graduate students and is expected to increase to about 500 total students by 2005.
“There are tons of exciting careers in nursing,” Pontious said. “It’s a profession that allows so much flexibility. Nursing is one of the only careers where you are making a difference in somebody’s life and you are getting paid for it. That’s exciting.”

She Loves You, yeah yeah yeah

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Take a date to Love Night
The Ring Theatre is hoping that local lovebirds looking for a break from the ordinary dinner and a movie will flock to “Love Night,” an evening created to celebrate love and happiness, organisers said.
“This is about giving one night to couples. We’re trying to make it a great evening from beginning to end,” said Karla Hernandez of UM Media Relations.
Love Night will be taking place on the opening night of She Loves Me, a romantic musical based on the same play that generated the film You’ve Got Mail. The play is being presented from Nov. 15 to Nov. 24.
Tuesday’s performance is limited exclusively to University of Miami students. Entrance is free with the presentation of a ‘Cane Card, but Hernandez recommends that students arrive half an hour before the show.
“I think that it’s a good idea because there are so many couples looking for something to do in Miami. They have the chance to be together in a romantic setting,” said sophomore Marvin Roberts.
And the benefits aren’t limited to quality time together.
Each couple in attendance to the show will be presented with a rose. There will also be giveaways from sponsors such as Sephora and the Wellness Center, who will be giving away a free dance lesson.
A seven-day Caribbean cruise donated by Royal Caribbean Cruise Lines will be raffled off. Tickets will be sold before the show and at intermission, and the winner will be announced at the final show on Nov. 24.
“It would be an awesome place to take someone on a date because it’s romantic,” said senior Manuel Delemos. “And, the chance to win a trip makes it even better.”
Plans have been proposed for a candidate to be chosen to propose on stage at the end of the evening, but these plans had to be cancelled because of a lack of applicants, but organisers said that they hope that the night will still be amorous for couples in attendance.
“She Loves Me is a delightful romantic comedy filled with thoughts of love and happy ever after,” said chairperson of Theater Arts Vincent J. Cardinal.
“I think it’s a good idea because you get to spend quality time with your boyfriend or girlfriend,” said sophomore Maria Guevara. ” It’s something different to attend instead of the movies.”
Some students said they felt the event was decidedly anti-single.
” I am bitter, and nothing that has to do with love interests me,” said single senior Matt Valero.
But single sophomore, Debbie Beckford had more positive ideas on the show.
” I don’t have anyone, but I would still like to go and get a rose and feel special,” said Beckford.
The program may even inadvertently create some new romances.
Freshman Erica Givens said, ” I’ll love anyone if I get to go to the Caribbean.”
For more information on Love Night or to purchase tickets for She Loves Me, contact the UM Ring Theatre by calling 305-284-3355 or by visiting their website at www.miami.edu/ring.

dvd review: Stolen Summer ***

When Ben Affleck, Matt Damon and a couple friends came up with the idea for “Project Greenlight,” they had little idea of the impact it would make. What started as a noble attempt to give unknown filmmakers a chance, blossomed into a full-scale soap opera, complete with backstabbing, sabotage and other Jerry Springer-like shenanigans. The final result of the HBO series was Stolen Summer, a modest film from a rookie writer/director.

Stolen Summer was the product of the contest – one chosen out of thousands of scripts to be made into a feature film. The winner of the contest was Pete Jones, a likeable enough guy, who, as promised, is no different than the average Joe. His script was given a $1 million budget and a professional staff, headed by executive producers Affleck and Damon, and producer Chris Moore.

“Project Greenlight” was a documentary series about the entire process, from the announcement of the winner to the film’s premiere. On the series, the making of the film was presented as a hectic mess. From the near firing of a co-producer to the epic battles between filmmakers and the studio – nothing seemed to go smoothly for Jones. Yet his film, Stolen Summer, just released on DVD, is a nice little movie with a suitably warm, homegrown feel.

Stolen Summer got its theatrical release as guaranteed, but it failed to expand outside of a few theaters in New York and Los Angeles. Its DVD release has done brisk business, although the title is dwarfed by the “Project Greenlight” logo hovering above it. Obviously, the marketing of the film alone was not as strong as hoped, thus forcing it to ride the coattails of the popular series.

Stolen Summer is a quaint family movie, but it dabbles with serious subject matter. The plot is centered on a young Catholic boy (played by Adiel Stein) who tries to get a Jewish boy (Mike Weinberg) into heaven. Their fathers, one a stubborn firefighter (Aidan Quinn) and the other a friendly rabbi (Kevin Pollak), argue over their children’s actions and prominent religions. The story takes place in the 1970s Chicago, a time Jones knew from experience.

Stein is just average in his role, totally overshadowed by his co-star, Weinberg. Weinberg’s character is younger than Stein’s, and (for the purpose of drama) spiced with leukemia. Given some meaty subject matter to deal with, Weinberg turns in a great performance for an actor whose age hasn’t hit double digits. Pollak and Quinn deliver believable performances.

The film also extracts believability from Jones’ experiences. He lived the 70s Chicago life, and several of the film’s scenes were shot in locations that he knew from his childhood. It’s not difficult to see why his screenplay beat out thousands, and his direction is sufficient enough to keep the film afloat. Despite the conniving nature of the director of photography, Pete Biagi, on “Project Greenlight,” the cinematography is quite notable.

If you watched the show, it shouldn’t be a surprise that the only person holding the movie together is producer Chris Moore, who came up with the show’s concept along with Affleck and Damon. While the marquee names were mainly involved in the beginning of “Project Greenlight,” Moore was hands-on in the entire process. His past credits include Good Will Hunting and American Pie, and, despite his egotistical rampages, he was the person most responsible for the finished product’s quality.

This DVD is weak on extra features. The included cut scenes are pointless, although the filmmakers’ commentary is informative. On the commentary track are Jones, Moore and co-producer Jeff Balis, a goofy screw-up who was fired and rehired by his friend Moore during the making of the movie. This makes for especially funny moments, like a scene that begins with Balis quipping, “When we filmed this scene, I was technically fired.” You can almost hear Moore slapping him in the back of the head.

Shawn Wines can be reached at shawnwines@aol.com.

film review: 8 Mile **1/2

It makes sense that Eminem, who loathes trendy pop stars with a platinum blonde vengeance, would make a movie like 8 Mile. He could have starred in any film he wanted (well, maybe not Harry Potter), but he bravely avoided the “quick buck” Ice Cube route.

Other pop culture icons like Britney Spears (Crossroads), Lance Bass (On the Line) and Mandy Moore (A Walk to Remember) went out and catered directly to their fan base, smothering them with cheesy romance and awful acting. Eminem, on the other hand, was driven to make real cinema.

At first glance, Eminem looks like he might be overwhelmed by the Hollywood big leagues. 8 Mile has three Academy Award winners in its ranks – and a star whose prior acting resume ranged from looking sad in the “Stan” video and angry in “Cleaning Out My Closet.”

Producer Brian Grazer’s last major project (Blue Crush and Undercover Brother aside) was A Beautiful Mind, which went on to win the Oscar for Best Picture. Director Curtis Hanson and aging actress Kim Basinger last worked together on L.A. Confidential, for which both won Oscars.

Studio executives were quick to announce that 8 Mile is not the Eminem story. Sure, it has similarities, but power players like Grazer and Hanson weren’t desperate to steal VH1’s thunder with a Slim Shady biopic. Instead, the story parallels the rapper’s struggles and hip hop drive, and this is vital in maintaining an air of believability with the “real” actors. Eminem is brilliant in a scene where he argues with his mom, played by Basinger. The controversial rap star goes head to head with one of the best actresses in Hollywood, and amazingly, it seems totally natural. Perhaps practice made perfect.

8 Mile is the story of Jimmy Smith (Eminem), a poor factory worker in Detroit who participates in hip hop battles under the name Bunny Rabbit. Smith is known by his friends to be a great talent, but when he gets on stage, he freezes. The movie starts right after he breaks up with his girlfriend, and he has to return to trailer life with his mom and kid sister.

The film, like Smith’s life, is dark and dreary. His mom struggles to pay the rent, and Smith is preoccupied with guarding his sister from the ultra reality around her. He is employed at a rather stereotypical inner-city factory, and spends his nights with a close posse of friends, each fired up with rap aspirations. The unofficial leader of the group is Future, played by Mekhi Phifer (Clockers), a 27-year old actor who should get some well-deserved popularity with this role. Along the film’s course, Smith falls in and out of love with Alex, a hip hop chicken head played by Brittany Murphy.

The film’s climax comes when Smith squares off against members of a wannabe rap group called the Free World. Their finale battle takes place at a local club, where they get 45 seconds to freestyle and insult each other as much as possible.

8 Mile is a decent movie, but it is hampered by an overly predictable “underdog overcomes” ending. The style of the film seems raw and real, definitely suitable for winter, and the characters have depth. While it is not Hanson or Grazer’s best work, Eminem proves himself to be talented in yet another field.

The acting is solid all around, and energy is abundant, but 8 Mile lacks a truly dramatic feel. Anyone who comes to the theater to see an Eminem movie will enjoy it, but people who are looking for another Hanson masterpiece in the tradition of L.A. Confidential or Wonder Boys will leave moderately unfulfilled.

Shawn Wines can be reached at shawnwines@aol.com.

Pretty Vacant: A bloody odd one-night stand at the San Juan Motel

These days, we can’t get enough of these eccentric, site-specific art installations popping up and down galleries, open-air spaces, convention centers, hip SoBe club floors like at Mynt-yeah, art is being exposed on the glittery, fruity walls of a club named after an Altoid-and even in motels, right? As art “connoisseurs,” we “love” walking through a seamy motel, into different, seedy rooms and observing cryptic performances by actors boxing on an imaginary punch bag or feigning death on a bed, gore and blood sullying a once-beautiful formal gown.

Or perhaps we might enjoy watching a Technicolor painting, reminiscent of a multi-hued Paul Klee cubist work, and studying how it matches the color pattern of the cheesy double beds’ comforters. Even more, we might get all “revved-up” by looking at a pseudo-exercise room, manufactured, unprofessionally it seems, with wooden bars and air fans to generate energy or we may get daunted by an enormous batch of wool resembling a cocoon, dangling from the ceiling of a dimly-lit room and waiting to maybe produce a gargantuan-sized moth.

In any case, we might also think that these crazy art installations may be too far-fetched, providing the viewer with temporary pleasure, leaving us bewildered, unsure as to what to make of it, but that’s what we saw at the one-night only exhibit, Motel, which took place last Friday at the San Juan Motel in Little Havana on Calle Ocho. Featuring works by upcoming artists such as Vanessa Dubin, Leyden Rodriguez-Casanova, Jose Reyes, Anna Kamir, Vivian Marthell and Walter Garcia and curated by Ricky Ariza and Gretal Garcia, each room, altered by the installations, accentuated space, time, and place to welcome the onlooker within the distorted motel area.

The event drew an audience of artists, curators, critics and local hipsters along with UM folks and it was important for many people moving on from UM. It set a standard of avant-garde exhibition that is considered within the UM art department to be “NART” or not art. The individual rooms, while not always succeeding, spoke to ideas of temporal space and of a human’s place within an altered landscape. As “earth-art” uses the physicality of the land, Motel uses the architecture and roads to work as a metaphor. Many critics consider such work to be too intellectual and removed from the classical ideas about art, but there would be no point in bringing George Bush to an Old Dirty Bastard show.

The specific motel was used for about $30 per room and each unit had different dEcor with ceramic tile on the walls. The attitude of certain UM art teachers/critics is skeptical about exhibitions like Motel. When tolerance is an earmark to an organization-even one as picky as a bunch of artists-ideas then become the currency of debate, not attitudes. The group of people with power in the UM art community need to transcend the subjectivities into an arena where language is just language and where the spirit prevails. The problem with religion is the interpretation. Don’t interpret Motel…do be glad though that someone did it even though it may not fit within your artistic appetite.

Alex Saleeby can be reached at claysaleeby@hotmail.com

calendar

Tonight
Poplife presents Calvin Johnson, Little Wings and Wolf Colonel strut their stuff at the Polish American Club, 1250 NW 22nd Ave., Miami. The concert’s going down for the K Records Showcase (dope ’90s nostalgia alternative rock). Doors at 9 p.m. $8. Call 305-634-3907.

Oakland-based indie label, Tigerbeat 6 Records, shows off some of its groups-Numbers, CEX, Stars as Eyes-so you can get down ‘n’ dirty for Revolver at the Soho Lounge, 175 NE 36th St., Miami. Show kicks off at 10 p.m. and it’s $8. Log on to www. clubrevolver.com for more info.

Saturday, November 16
Come cling titanic beer glasses with your good ol’ pals for Dave Daniels’ birthday bash at Churchill’s, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami. Our good buddy Dave-owner of the pub-along with Budweiser, present 62 Musicians for his 62 years, featuring groups such as Deep Down Low, Humbert, Mr. Entertainment, Kaktus, Jim Camacho, Fantastic Five, Muckraker, Pipe Clay Rut, Solar, Feeling Numb and Founded. Call 305-757-1807 for more info.

Satisfy your craving for art this weekend at the Dorsch Gallery, 151 NW 24th St., Miami, and check out Breakthrough, a new exhibit by Guerra De La Paz, opening from 7 to 10 p.m. Call 305-576-1278 for more info.

Sunday, November 17
Black Market Babies presents the first “Sunday Skool” with electro, garage/mod rock, and hip hop, with DJs Syke and UM’s very own Lil’ Jack Knife. The first night is free so get over there and give a little more flavor to your Sunday nights. The party’s located at Excedra, on the corner of LeJeune and Giralda, 2 blocks north of Miracle Mile. Contact Moral Barometer for more info.

Director John Singleton (Higher Learning, Boyz in the Hood) @ Gusman Hall, 8 p.m. Free for UM students.

Tuesday, November 19
The Donnas at Culture Room.

Friday, November 22
The Strokes with Jimmy Falon at Mizner Park in Boca Raton.

Our big gay harmonious winter movie preview (indirectly recommended by UM’s elder faculty)

#1 Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

Woo-wee! Just when you thought Harry Potter had pulled a vanishing trick from movie screens with the delightfully enchanting mega blockbuster, Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, he returns to fly cars through the air and discover who is turning the students of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry (we call it H.S.W.W.) to stone. To all those students/faculty with a weak stomach, you might want to skip this one. Pssst! Word around the office is that it’s darker than the first movie (don’t tell anyone, it’s a secret)! While the staff thinks they can handle it, we’re more worried about the voice of young Potter, oops, we mean talented Red Coat actor Daniel Radcliffe. He’s quickly becoming a young man and his voice is getting deeper. While he’s not quite Barry White (take that Eminem), will it hurt the Harry Potter legacy? Considering the spell he’s cast on us, probably not, but only time and Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban (2004) will settle this fruitful debate for sure. (Opens today)

#2 The Santa Clause 2

Why doesn’t Disney make every winter film? This new one from the Mouse House is simply delightful – on par with Lilo and Stitch (yeah, we liked it!). We thought young Harry Potter had gone ahead and made Tim Allen’s career disappear, but nope, here he is with another Christmas blessing as jolly ol’ St. Nick. The main problem with the first film, entitled The Santa Clause, was the lack of elves, reindeer, and, absolutely no Mrs. Claus to fill our stockings with candy. But as our lessons in college on supply and demand have taught us, things change for the better in America – either that, or we’re on the old man’s ‘nice’ list (Robert Stack didn’t return our calls). This Clause is inflated with goodies and Mrs. Claus is hotter than a sticky candy cane in Pamela Lee’s pink lips (she’s on the naughty list, hee hee). Now all we want for Christmas is our man Jonathan Taylor Thomas in Home Improvement: The Movie. (Now playing)

Simba Whimpers and Roars THE LION KING

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Moral Barometer Writer
The show that is winner of Best Show Album, Best Musical, Best Featured Actor and Actress in a Musical, Best Scenic Design, Best Costume Design, Best Lighting Design, Best Puppet Design, Best Sound Design, Best Choreography, and Best Director of a Musical has made its way to South Florida. Wow, that’s a lot of awards. “The Lion King” has sold out thousands of performances and continues to wow audiences everywhere it plays. In fact, here in South Florida, you can only get a ticket if you have already purchased one, or by a special order. Golly, if you actually get to make it there, you’re a lucky bastard.
Disney seems to have a great hold on what to feed audiences. Sometimes their grip on consumerism makes one nauseous, but this is a must-see trend. The company we love to hate has found a new way of regenerating and recycling their well-told stories. This time, the company fuses live actors with moving puppets, live African music, and operatic voices to give a spellbinding effect. The way they infuse their motion picture into a play confounds the use of scenery that moves before your eye in such a way that entraps the audience in a wonderment that is beyond explanation.
For instance, during a major song, one can see the floor open up into a three-dimensional artifice that not only gives depth to the audience, but also makes one wonder how the hell some scene designer was able to construct this set with such a moveable and harmonious collection. The hyenas entering the stage create a feeling of danger and disparity that only a play as this one can carry. In addition, a continuation of what was learned in the film comes to fruition as the audience is able to contemplate the arc of this well-known story. The original film broke new ground by reaching not just young children, but adults as well, and it continues to do the same in its new form.
What may contribute greatly to this spectacle are the universal themes that underlie “The Lion King,” such as being brave, having to prove oneself, or just surviving in general. It is no coincidence that the only characters that are not puppetmasters in the show are the lions and lionesses. This adds a stronger connection to these main characters as one sees how closely the circumstances can relate to human life-Simba not only must feel the pain of his “mistake,” but also ends up ousting himself from his family for many years almost to the point of no return.
Of the several influences that require Simba’s immediate attention, none has more impact than the vision he has of his father, Mufasa. His father tells him to “Remember…Remember who you are and where you came from.” These powerful words hit home to anyone who has ever felt the need to pretend or program him or herself into a different soul. The actors on stage do it all the time, but are able to come back to themselves easily. Humans doing this for different reasons years down the line may never be able to return to their roots. In this instance, however, more weight is placed on just being able to remember what makes up oneself, and we hope Simba can have this realization and act upon it before it is too late. Or maybe that person just identifies and hopes that they can realize and change their lives before it is too late.
“The Lion King” plays through Dec. 8 at the Broward Center of the Performing Arts in Fort Lauderdale. Call (954) 462-0222 for more info.

Intramural Scores

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Intramural Reminders
Cane Craze is being held this year on Saturday, November 23 & Sunday, November 24! To sign up, stop by the office at the Wellness Center and sign up yourself and your 20-member team for $2 per player. Events such as tricycle races and flag football. Be sure to sign up before the deadline, which is Monday, November 19 by 5pm!
Soccer:

Macroorchidism – 5
Black Eagle – 1
We Hate Soccer – 1
3 South – 0

The Empresses – 2
PT Playas – 0

The Kneebreakers – 1
UMSM Women – 0

Gaolden Girls – 1
Freestylers – 0

Genocide – 5
Latin American F.C. – 4

Dutch Soccer – 3
Club Med – 1

Phi Delta Theta – 1
Sigma Alpha Mu – 0

Lambda Chi Alpha – 2
Sigma Phi Epsilon – 1

Zeta Beta Tau – 5
Pi Kappa Alpha – 1

Alpha Sigma Phi – 1
Kappa Sigma – 0

Law School – 4
Mickey’s – 3

One Touchables – 2
Gooooal! – 0

ISUM – 1 (PK)
Free Agents – 1

Triple Alt-165 F.C. – 5
GBSA – 1

Sesh – 1
Chess Club – 0

Bahia – 1
Reggae Ruffians – 0

Kirk Tracy Memorial F.C. – 3
SAAD – 1

Catzzo F.C. – 2
Rancho F.C. – 0

Sigma Delta Tau – 8
Delta Delta Delta – 0