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Dr. Whitely reveals the events of her typical day at work

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Whether it’s attending meetings with SAFAC, eating lunch with commuter students while they voice their concerns about the University or taking her daughter to International Week, Dr. Pat Whitely’s life is anything but ordinary.
“Every day is different. No two days are ever the same,” Whitely said.
The Miami Hurricane was fortunate to be able to spend the day with Dr. Whitely and see what it means to be vice president for Student Affairs at UM.
“The job is intellectually and politically challenging,” Whitely said. “It’s fun, too. I like working with the students.”
The day began with a campus climate meeting, which is held every six weeks. It allows a variety of offices ranging from Public Safety to the Counseling Center to Multicultural Student Affairs to meet and discuss the climate of the campus.
“There is no agenda – we just have a round-table discussion,” Whitely said.
During the meeting, issues that affect students, such as Sudden Acute Respiratory Syndrome [SARS], housing, crime rates and the job market were discussed.
“The campus climate meeting allows us to know what is going on elsewhere on campus,” Whitely said.
Next on the agenda was a luncheon with ten commuter students at the Rat.
“Meetings like this allow me to get an idea of the issues that commuter students are facing,” Whitely said.
Whitely told the commuters her own story of being a commuter throughout her schooling at St. John’s University in New York, where she majored in management with minors in economics and theology.
“I didn’t even have my license until two weeks before I started school. For the first two weeks, when I drove the Long Island Expressway I never changed lanes because I was too scared,” Whitely said. “But then I got the hang of it and it made my commute a lot faster.”
Some of the issues brought to Whitely’s attention included the success of the parking improvements, curiosity about University Village and pre-med advising.
The commuters also thanked Whitely for her open-door policy and constant contact with students.
“I try to be a good role model. Hopefully I’m seen as down to earth,” Whitely said. “I try not to be someone who hides behind the position.”
However, Whitely does have her critics.
“Some people say I’m unapproachable or shy, but I’d say I’m focused,” Whitely said. “I’m not big on small talk – I’m better one-on-one.”
In order to be the role model that she hopes to be, Whitely has to manage all of her commitments.
“I try not to have a really busy day. I try to be in my office as much as possible,” Whitely said.
Following the commuter student luncheon, Whitely met with a representative from Brandeis University who is doing research on Jewish student life with various university campuses.
Then it was time to meet with Richard Walker, director of Student Life and the University Center [UC]. Currently, Whitely is in charge of 15 separate departments, including Residence Halls, Multicultural Student Affairs and Wellness and Recreation.
“In addition to working with students, I work as a motivator for a team of 15 people,” Whitely said.
During her meeting with Walker, Whitely discussed possible changes in the UC and the proofing of programs for an upcoming event, as well as the hiring of new employees and creation of new positions within student life.
“We try and meet once a month and talk via email a couple of times a day,” Whitely said.
Following her meeting with Walker, Dr. Whitely then had some time to check her voicemail and email, make a couple of telephone calls and read through a stack of invitations.
“See, that’s another thing I have to do: say No,” Whitely said.
Whitely frequently receives invitations to UM affiliated events, both on and off campus. She typically will turn down off-campus events because it takes her away from the students.
“I try not to travel much, especially at he beginning and ends of the semesters because that’s when I’m needed most,” Whitely said.
In her spare time Whitely enjoys working out and playing racquetball.
“Exercise is important because the better that I take care of myself, the more energy I have, which helps me do my job better,” Whitely said.
She is also family oriented. The oldest of seven children, Whitely has eight nieces and nephews. She lives with her husband, daughter and father in Coconut Grove.
Next on the agenda was an interview with another Hurricane reporter to discuss mental health on campus.
“We try to make sure that our services meet the demands of the students,” Whitely said.
With the position comes a lot of power, including being the chief appellate officer for the University.
“A lot of what I do is make good decisions for the students,” Whitely said. “There is a lot of problem solving in the job. I like being the person who could potentially sway a decision. I like being able to push the straw a little bit more.”
Whitely deals with problems that occur throughout the campus.
“I work on the culture and climate of the University as well as with fundraising and the trustees,” Whitely said. “I’m responsible for everything outside of the classroom. I help support the academic goals of the institution.”
The next meeting Whitely had was with SAFAC, to discuss problems or concerns that they have had in allocating the student activity fee to various student organizations.
The Miami Hurricane’s day with Dr. Whitely ended with that meeting, but she went on to work out before attending the Student Government [SG] Banquet for outgoing SG members.
Despite the busy and often hectic days, Whitely enjoys every minute.
“I’m a Hurricane and I’m proud to be one,” Whitely said.

Leigha Taber can be contacted at l.taber@umiami.edu.

Student ordered to attend military training camp pursues legal action

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Matthew Tumbleson, Student Government [SG] senator for the School of Communication and associate editor of the Ibis Yearbook, has recently been ordered by the U.S. military to attend recruit training camp as part of the U.S. Navy’s CASH program. However, Tumbleson says that his enrollment into the program was a result of miscommunication between himself and recruiting officers.
“I’ve worked very hard to get where I am now at UM,” Tumbleson said. “I planned to eventually become more active and involved on campus and now those plans may not happen.”
Currently, Tumbleson is pursuing legal action on the issue, although he could not disclose details to The Miami Hurricane.
According to his contract, Tumbleson says that he is required to commit two years of training and four years of service to the military, without the opportunity to earn a degree. Tumbleson was originally under the impression that he was signing up for the Bachelor’s Degree Completion Program.
Tumbleson says that last June, while in an emotionally weakened state because of family problems and illness, he approached a recruiter for the Navy and asked him what steps would need to be taken in college in order to become an officer upon graduation.
“The recruiter immediately took out a piece of paper and scribbled a few things on it,” Tumbleson said. “I naively believed all of them but none of them will come true.”
Tumbleson says that he made it very clear that graduating was his priority.
“Nowhere did I mention joining the service before graduation,” Tumbleson said. “The recruiter took it upon himself to lie to my family and to me.”
The recruitment officer in question is part of the Navy CASH program, a program designed to allow enlistment to active duty of applicants who qualify for a variety of specialized fields. According to the official website for the program, it is meant to penetrate the high quality college and college-bound market.
“I literally signed my life away,” Tumbleson said.
Tumbleson, currently a print journalism major pursuing a career in media law, says that the misinformed recruiter told him to choose the field with the biggest signing bonus when he signed up for the program, engineering being that career.
“I am a journalism student pursuing a career in media law, and these heathens want me to do math for bomb builders,” Tumbleson said.
Recently, Tumbleson was ordered to attend an emergency meeting with a Commanding Officer [CO] of the CASH program.
“I was ordered to attend the meeting even though it impeded on my class schedule and schoolwork,” Tumbleson said. “I was talked at by various military personnel for over an hour, and the CO told me that I have to go boot camp in May.”
“I am ordered to serve ten years for the military to become an engineer.”
Tumbleson says the CO has informed him that he is known as a “deserter” – a crime that can be punishable by death, as cited in the Uniform Code of Military Justice [UCMJ].
According to an email message that Tumbleson received from an officer working with his case, there are many consequences if Tumbleson decides not to follow through with his contract.
“In the short term you may be fined and restricted to a Navy Custody Control Unit,” the message said. “In the long term you would be barred from military service and barred from many government jobs.”
Tumbleson’s civilian employment may also be affected because he would not be eligible for many jobs that require a background check.
“The conditions of your discharge would not be looked on favorably by your future employers,” the message continued.
Despite the consequences, Tumbleson wants others to be aware of his situation so that they can learn from it.
“I’m still not even sure if I am fighting for my own rights, or if I’m simply leading a fight for the rights of all the soldiers battling in Iraq who were coerced into signing and had no media outlet to express their frustration.
“I understand that the reason there is protection of speech is because of soldiers battling in foreign lands, but I still cannot yield from the fact that I had no intention of ever leaving school for the military, and I never will. Regardless of the outcome, I’m in a lose-lose battle and I’m really frustrated.”
For more information about the Navy and its various programs, visit www.navy.com.
The Miami Hurricane will continue to follow-up on this situation as it develops.

Jorge Arauz can be contacted at xxarauzxx@yahoo.com

News Briefs

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University of Miami School of Medicine physicians and programs were honored today with Health Care Heroes Awards presented by the Greater Miami Chamber of Commerce.
Dr. Robert Schwartz, chairman of the School of Medicine’s Department of Family Medicine and Community Health, was the winner in the health care professionals category. Dr. Schwartz created a model health care partnership with Jackson Memorial Medical Center, the Public Health Trust and the Overtown Community Board to deliver full-service medical care in Overtown at the Jefferson Reaves Sr. Health Center.
The Pediatric Intensive Care Unit at Holtz Children’s Hospital at the University of Miami/Jackson Memorial Medical Center received the Health Care Hero Award for institutions or programs. In accepting the award, Dr. G. Patricia Cantwell, director of the Pediatric Intensive Care Unit, paid tribute to her many colleagues who care for South Florida’s sickest children – and their families.
Thomas C. Doherty, who is retiring as director of the Miami Veterans Affairs Medical Center, won the “individual of merit” award. The Miami VA is nationally recognized for several programs it conducts in partnership with the School of Medicine, including geriatric research, treatment of HIV/AIDS patients, spinal cord injury research and substance abuse treatment.
Dr. Bernard A. Roos, UM professor of geriatric medicine and chief academic officer of the Miami Jewish Home & Hospital for the Aged, was named a finalist in the health care professionals category.

During reading days and final exams the Richter Library will remain open 24 hours a day. The library will open on Saturday, April 26 at 9 a.m. and remain continuously open until Thursday, May 8. The library will close at 11 p.m. on May 8. For a detailed library schedule, visit the library website at www.library.miami.edu/general/hours.html.

A new University tradition begins this spring. Commencement will be held in an exciting new venue – the University of Miami Convocation Center. Combined ceremonies for all eligible undergraduates and graduate students will be held on Friday, May 9. Candidates may pick up their cap and gown on Tuesday and Wednesday, May 6 and 7, from 8:30 a.m. to 5 p.m., and Thursday, May 8, from 8:30 a.m. to 6:30 p.m., at the Toppel Career Center. Call 305-284-5451 for more information.
The commencement ceremony for the School of Medicine will be held at 2 p.m. on Saturday, May 10, at the Convocation Center. The School of Law will hold its commencement ceremony at 2 p.m. on Sunday, May 18, at the Convocation Center. Candidates in these schools should contact their respective offices for details on regalia.
No tickets are required for the ceremonies. For more information about all commencement events, visit www.miami.edu/commencement.

Campus Calendar

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TODAY
The Organization for Jamaican Unity presents a Cultural Expo on the UC patio. For more information, contact um_oju@hotmail.com or contact 305-284-3548.

Good Friday services will be held on campus at noon and 7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church Center.

Japan Club is showing Spirited Away, the Academy Award winning animation movie, at 4 p.m. in UC Ballroom C. For more information email japanclub_um@yahoo.com.

SATURDAY APRIL 19
Easter technically begins at sundown Saturday. The Great Vigil of Easter will be celebrated at the Episcopal Church Center, located on the corner of Stanford Drive and Levante.

SUNDAY APRIL 20
University Baptist Church will host an Easter morning service at 11 a.m. in the Convocation Center. Students and families are invited to worship together at this unique event. Larry Coker will be the special guest speaker. The service is free and open to everyone. Seating will begin at 10 a.m. and is on a first come, first serve basis. For more information visit www.UMConvocationCenter.com, or call 305-284-8686, or email convocationcenter@miami.edu.

Join the Wesley Foundation for their Easter Celebration on Sunday at 5 p.m. Enjoy a delicious Easter dinner that is free of charge. Dinner is followed by our worship that will include their band, vocalists, liturgical dancers, drama and Holy Communion. The evening ends with dessert. They are located on campus at 1210 Stanford Drive. Call 305-661-1695 for additional information.

The Episcopal Church located on the corner of Stanford Drive and Levante will hold their Easter service at 10 a.m.

TUESDAY APRIL 22
Richter Library presents their used book sale. This is your chance to buy books on all subjects at great prices. The sale takes place from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. in the Provin room. For more information contact Jay Kalvan at 305-284-3368 or visit www.library.miami.edu.

WEDNESDAY APRIL 23
The Speak Up, Speak Out! series of the Student Government Senate presents a Town Hall Meeting. This will be a time for students to get to know the senators who are representing them, find out what projects they are working on, and voice their concerns. Guest speakers will include administrators from the departments of housing, dining and parking. The event will take place at 4 p.m. in the University Center Lower Lounge. All students are encouraged to attend. Refreshments will be served.

Artist and collector Roberta Marks will demonstrate her extensive knowledge of African and Pre-Columbian art in a lecture and slide presentation at 8 p.m. at the Lowe Art Museum. Marks’ collections also include objects from her travels to Tibet, China, Japan, Bhutan, Burma, Thailand, Nepal, India and Egypt, as well as Central Africa and Mexico. Many of the objects she collects are used in her abstract paintings, collages and small constructions. For more information, contact the Lowe Art Museum at 305-284-3603.

The Richter Library used book sale continues from 9 a.m. to 1 p.m. in the Provin room. For more information contact Jay Kalvan at 305-284-3368 or visit www.library.miami.edu.

THURSDAY APRIL 24
The annual Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work Day is today. UM parents and their daughters and sons are invited to a luncheon program from 11:30 a.m. to 1 p.m. in the International Lounge at the UC. At the conclusion of the program, parents will return to their offices while their daughters and sons participate in career activities until 3:30 p.m. Program sessions include a “hands-on” visit to the Information Technology computer classroom and a special tour of UM’s computer “Operations,” a tour of the new Richter Library facility and a special outing for 12-year-olds to the Rosenstiel School of Marine and Atmospheric Sciences campus. The luncheon is $10 for adults, $5 for children, and the program activities are free (there is an additional $10 transportation fee for those going to the Rosenstiel campus). Parents are to pick up their children in person promptly at 3:45 p.m. at the International Lounge “check-out” station. For more information and to register contact Nancy Ryan at 305-284-4922.

UM immersed in Three Days of Cuban Culture

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Organizers hope to inspire unity among generations young & old
Cuban Cubanismo [Cuban pride] spread when the Federacion de Estudiantes Cubanos [FEC], recently named Organization of the Year, hosted Three Days of Cuban Culture, a series of events that showcased Cuban cultures and traditions to anyone who was interested.
“We all have a common link and that’s tradition,” Cristina Arriaza, vice-president and coordinator of the events, said. “All of this is coordinated by the middle generations, linking the older and younger generations. Although time progresses, traditions do remain.”
“The times have changed, but our traditions remain,” Robert Castro, outgoing FEC president, said.
Participants agreed with Arriaza’s sentiments.
“It was nice introducing how kids are a part of the culture and how they are keeping the roots alive,” Ivette Landestoy, senior, said.
Beyond linking various generations, the events helped to showcase the various facets of Cuba.
“We want to familiarize people who aren’t aware of Cuban culture through every aspect – food, dance and traditions,” Arriaza said. “We want to increase awareness so that maybe we can dispel stereotypes and so that any misconceptions will be clarified.”
The opening ceremonies included Salsa dancers from the UM Salsa Craze, which also offers Salsa lessons throughout the semester, and a domino competition on the UC patio, in which students played against legendary domino players from Calle Ocho Park.
Several students mentioned that they liked the music provided by Tropical Paradise, an Afro-Cuban band, that contributed to the ambiance of the events.
Amanda Hoyos, sophomore, was one of the students who moved to the music.
“I think this is great,” she said. “I love this kind of music.”
Students were also treated to samples of Cuban coffee from Pilon and guava pastries, plantain chips and Cuban fried chicken from Islas Canaria’s Restaurant and Gilbert’s Bakery. Other sponsors of the event included Transatlantic Bank, Patio and Things and Student Government.
Ulises Perez, a graduate student, thought the event was not only a great celebration, but also a good study break.
“I needed a break from everything,” Perez said. “I like what they are doing and I think that they should do it more often.”
Day three of Cubanismo included a cooking lesson in the Breezeway showing students how to make a traditional Cuban meal and letting them sample it. A panel discussion regarding the documentary Made in Cuba: Children of Paradise, which examines the human rights of the children in Cuba, followed in the evening.
“The video was very informative,” Irene Ricano, senior, said. “I remember hearing my mom talk about how Cuba was but I never really listened. When I saw the video I saw the struggles that she had through other people’s perspective. It shows that the whole island is going through so much trouble.”
Arriaza encourages students to continue to celebrate Cuban culture year-round including visiting the Cuban Heritage Collection, located in the Richter Library, which is the largest collection of Cuban documents and artifacts outside of Cuba. Also, Casa Bacardi, which hosts various Cuban cultural events and exhibits throughout the year, is another campus resource for Cuban culture.
“We encourage everyone to visit and see a piece of our culture,” Arriaza said.
For more information about the Cuban Heritage Collection contact 305-284-4900. For more information regarding events offered at Casa Bacardi contact 305-284-CUBA. For more information on FEC, contacts fec.studorg@miami.edu.

Marquita Bell can be contacted at m_bell01@hotmail.com

Our United States of Whatever

By the Life & Art staff

The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
**
Console: GameCube
Rated: E for elves, epic-size, umm…Easter eggs

Over the last four days, I’ve been playing The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker for approximately 30 hours. It beats the hell out of studying for physics and eating Asswells, but the game is not good. First off, just like last month’s Metroid Prime, this mini-disc creeps up on you like an addiction to heroin, which is scary but fun in a thumb-or-die sort of way. Feeling like the Lou Reed of Nintendo quickly dissolves, however, upon realizing that unlike the NES’ Legend of Zelda, its Internet-debated sequel, and the Super NES’ A Link to the Past, this time you’re not poking monsters on a hyper-quest of romance. Let the nerds declare my review vulnerable for viruses…
“0010101010100! What about ye ol’ N64 masterpieces, The Ocarina of Time and Majora’s Mask? Those sequels surpassed thy blessed original and appealed to all ages. 01010.” Yes, the nerds have a relevant argument, but that is when the Zelda franchise began to feel more like a Disney film. Unlike 64-bit updates on Donkey Kong or Castlevania, joysticking The Ocarina of Time made you feel like an after-school pedophile. The Wind Waker is even weirder.
Besides a plot that drags like Twisted Sister, there are too many suspect mini-games. Before you can “advance,” you have to advise a gang of kids not to harass their school teacher, play hide-and-go-seek with them, and perform acupuncture on a fish by shooting arrows at him as he jumps out of water. Unlike previous entries, this game lacks confrontations with difficult enemies (and probably registers with the FBI when you rent it). Of course, the graphics are killer and the rotating angles are smooth, but it’s for a 128-bit system. It’s exactly like playing inside Aladdin – lots of trippy smoke and water. Whoa. Dude. Wait a second…
This seems to be a trend among recent video games – they start to dominate your life and try to suck you into some endless biodome where a pixilated Pauly Shore is the secret reward. Maybe if the villagers in this game actually talked, but all they do is mumble elf-speak and way-long text. Remember those elf statues you’d see in cigar stores in the mall, with a stupid tree coin glued to them? People would buy one every month for $50 and go home and sit it on a table, and what…whisper to it? After playing The Wind Waker for 30 hours, I can relate to those people. They’re now my best friends. Take that as you wish fellow player.

– Willis Joyner

Game Boy Advance SP
****
Console: duh
Rated: n/a
Rated (fake): F for free Game Boy

Before Nintendo mailed me this luxx Game Boy Advance SP to review, I considered Game Boy to be the Heather Graham of portable gaming consoles – it should have retired a long time ago, but top execs still enjoy pushing its buttons.
That’s a cheap observation, but (unlike basketball and boxing) when it comes to video games, I prefer the underdog systems – in this case, the Atari Lynx and NEC’s Turbo Express (Game Gear deserved its fate). The Lynx (for nerds: Lynx Classic) was an oblong device with a color screen sold only in sleek black with speakers that hit harder than clock radios. Americans were privy to this technology in 1989, yet few people seem to remember the Lynx – only the Game Boy. In middle school, I’d bring the Lynx and blast California Games (so much better than NES’) while everyone else was playing Kirby Puzzle Magic IV. It was the digital equivalent to showering after gym in reverse.
If Lynx was Flight of the Navigator, Turbo Express was Tron. Released in 1991, the GB-sized Turbo Express was a color portable as well, but unlike the Lynx, it served as a mini-TV and only played games for its parent home console, yes, the TurboGrafx 16 – arguably the “raddest” system ever sold at Toys R Us (reverse the R). But TE didn’t have Tetris, so American kids weren’t feeling it, so their parents never realized they’d be hitting two birds with one stone game-wise. Turbo Express quickly followed its mascot, Bonk, into pre-mature extinction – leaving Game Boy to thrive and evolve.
Nearly ten years after Lynx, Game Boy went color (sort of) with…Game Boy Color. It shared a strange resemblance to finger paint, so I never touched it. Game Boy Advance followed, stretching the original shape horizontally, into a Lynx-like design. For GBA, Nintendo went all out with the advertising, producing chic and subtle commercials aimed at adults, in which various games intermixed with reality in taboo settings like a cathedral. Personally, I never played the GBA, the main turnoff being its clunky size. Obviously Nintendo disliked this as well, because the new Game Boy Advance SP is, when unfolded, close to the size of a T-Mobile Sidekick. The simple design is quite nifty – as if I’m carrying around a high-tech calculator or mini-scale – and the “Platinum” color (also in “Cobalt”) is modernized, according to the online press kit, for the BET “Spring Bling” demographic. In other words, it’s the perfect gadget for a new Busta Rhymes video.
The only game available for this review was Golden Sun, a Final Fantasy-like RPG with an entire world packed into a cartridge half the size of one for the original Game Boy. A few minutes into Golden Sun a thunderstorm erupts and thousands of raindrops splash down onto a grassy mountain terrain. The graphics are concentrated and stunning. The game’s sequel, Golden Sun: The Lost Age was just released and literally picks up where this one ends, advancing characters from one cartridge to the next. Damn. Portable video games are reaching fresh levels of complexity and demanding higher levels of investment. Capitalizing on home console compatibility (sound familiar?), both Game Boy Advances connect to the GameCube via a wire (sold separately). This enables access to minor secrets, codes and things – seemingly for the hardcore gamer.
When the rubbery power-switch is pushed forth, there’s a nostalgic, generational impulse to hop in the back of a van and go on a road trip. But exams are coming up, so that’s not possible. Instead, I now possess a window into a tiny village with shivering little people on my desk next to a stack of textbooks. Hours of gaming aside, Game Boy Advance SP is a quite a stress reliever.

– Hunter Stephenson

Tenchu: The Wrath of Heaven
***1/2
Console: PS2
Rated: M for midnight killings and major
ninja badassery

If you played the first Tenchu for PS1 (Tenchu: Stealth Assassins) then maybe you’ll have a better right-out-of-the-box feel for this than I did. After a few attempts at getting the controls down I got a little sucked in; until I realized – I’m not quite the ninja I should be.
This game’s missions are intricate, so you have to put reality on hold for hours. Under an Eastern moon of death you silently creep along the roofs of enemy lodgings, until arghhhhh, you hop down and decapitate deadly wise men. Similar to Metal Gear Solid, it’s key to stay on the low, and in this case when you end a life unnoticed, a blood red “stealth kill” symbol pops up. During a kill, the graphics are shockingly realistic, prompting our “guy who lives on the couch” to mumble out “this game is pretty brutal.” Yep. Even more interesting is the fact that watching people play Tenchu: The Wrath of Heaven is more appealing than playing a game of pool.
The multi-player mode allows for nice specialized-mission team ups, and also offers the chance to pit players against one another. The game is completely thorough and overwhelmingly vast (I got lost every minute or so on the third mission) but makes for a legitimate challenge, even on the normal difficulty setting. Do not rent The Wrath of Heaven unless you’re a 10-year-old who patrons the “death match” club/shop at Sunset Place.
So, I’d go to Virgin and buy this disc with the new Little Brother CD (Tenchu’s music doesn’t do the trick). Live by that code and you’re set.

– Sven Barth

The Life & Art staff is busy playing newer product.

eye filler: The Slackers in Miami. Let us welcome back ska

Ah yes, the Slackers. It seems like only six years ago when we were in middle school, listening to bands on Epitaph records. Tim Armstrong wasn’t in a rap-punk band (anarchy dawg!) and Voodoo Glow Skulls were busy wrestling with “Fat Randy.” But the Slackers, hey mon, they still have the flavor no matter what label their ska sound is distributed on. They performed at Churchill’s last Sunday.

Devo’s Mark Mothersbaugh opens a show at OBJEX

Aside from his alleged masturbation in a porno theatre and his reported possession of child pornography, Paul Reubens was one of the coolest men in many of our lives back in the late ’80s and early ’90s. We’d wake up early each Saturday morning in hopes of catching our favorite cartoon shows and the infamous “Pee Wee’s Playhouse.” Who would have ever thought that Pee Wee’s theme song was actually created by the lead singer of Devo, Mark Mothersbaugh (yep, those guys that made “Whip It”)?
Well…would you? Thought not. And, who would have thought that while Devo was touring, Mothersbaugh used his downtime to create wildly comical and deeply personal postcard art to send to his loved ones as a sort of “road diary,” that he eventually began to show worldwide in solo art shows during the ’80s and ’90s? Not you again? Wow, your just not doing good today, are ya? Well if you hadn’t figured it out yet (which you probably didn’t, seeing your track record with the last two problems I gave you), Mark Mothersbaugh’s latest art show, Homefront Invasion, is being exhibited right here in Miami at OBJEX Artspace.
As the twisted genius behind the ultramodern electronica band Devo and founder of Mutato Muzika (his L.A. based music company), his experiences have given him various creative outlets. As an adult on the road with a group determined to oppose all things mundane and safe in music, he has steadily created a mass of postcards, producing new ones daily, sometimes in upwards of twenty cards in a 24-hour period.
The cards shown at OBJEX are actually recreations of the originals, which Mothersbaugh hardly ever parts with. Each print at the gallery was handpicked for this very show and some even created for the event. All of them – EPSON digital prints which have then been replicated using a variety of mediums including pens, pencils, Photoshop, and other such tools to create unusual effects – sometimes lose the overall eccentricity of the pieces.
Outside, the opening reception for the exhibit last Saturday played like a scene straight out of Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. OBJEX sat at the intersection of several ominous women’s handbag factories as mopeds scooted by noisily at top speeds down a desolate street. The only indication that this was reality was the absentness of Uzi wielding gangs and trash-talking hookers. Inside the gallery, the opening ran smoothly with ambiance set by Devo music droning through the air amidst a surprisingly large number of people. The space filled quickly as people moved back and forth between the beer/wine table and the rest of the exhibit.
Staying within the subtle theme of the exhibit and the pervading coverage of the war in Iraq, several of the pieces displayed a coweld shooter with head covered and face veiled only showing menacing eyes and a bindi as in “Dirty Bomb Cheers.” Others – like “Early Bird Special” depicting a baby’s arms dangling around the title of the piece as a quasi-gremlin face at the bottom (reminiscent of Don Rickles) scowled in between the words “Genetic” and “Purposelessness” – left the viewer wondering just what the hell they were looking at.
Most of the pieces are obviously just the pandering of a man who wants to give people something shockingly new to look at, not necessarily with a purpose in mind. Mark Mothersbaugh presents a type of art possibly only fully appreciated by the artist himself, but make your own decision to see a show by the man who gave you Pee Wee’s intro.
Homefront Invasion is on view through May 2 at OBJEX Artspace, 500 NW 24th St., Suite F (upstairs), Miami. Call 305-576-6551 for more info.

Chris Howard can be reached at BBHMM3234@aol.com.

We play parties for beer: Albums by UM bands

The names of our music reviewers have been changed for the sake of honesty (and to avoid drunken confrontations at Titanic). Cheers. – Life & Art Editor

Pencilgrass
s/t
***
In concert, the seven piece called Pencilgrass let out an energy that almost rivals the punk/party powerhouse of groups like !!!, but on this early first release they keep it a rather laid back affair. The disc opens with the sly “Girl On Curb,” full of tight horn arrangements, analog synth, a real optimistic groove, and some solid lyrics. Lyrically, front man Eddy Pren brings a rather fresh look on life and his chilled out singing style is ideal for this type of music.
There isn’t a weak standout element in Pencilgrass, and there isn’t one player that stands out over the rest. Pencilgrass is notable because they sound like a unit of one, not seven – impressive for such a young band. The nonsensical “Steppin On Snails” has a liquid bass line that will keep many feet moving and the way Victor Bottomsfeld locks up his playing with the incomparable Ricard Rockefeller’s drums is one of the finest aspects of P’Grass. After the dub style “Laser Lady,” the disc closes out with a much rawer and digital sounding track, “Beautiful Thing,” with Pren throwing out various observations on the ass of a fine woman before the sing-along chorus, “You’ve got too much booty for your pants. It’s overflowing out of your pants (like water).”
This is surprisingly the best example of Pencilgrass’ live energy, even though there isn’t much real live playing on the track, mainly because it keeps the raunchy flow going that one can expect to hear and see when they attend a P’Grass show. You can imagine the Juan Pantos jumping about like he’s in a hardcore group and the ever-smiling Cochise Stronghold tickling his guitar strings. Pencilgrass step far ahead of your usual college fare to provide an original sound that is overflowing with character. Their new disc is on the way, so lookout.
For more info, visit www.pencilgrass.com.

– Skip Wilson

Future Feels Good
The Day I Was Born
**
Future Feels Good are pretty decent on record, with an equally pretty unsurprising mix of jam and space rock dominating their sound. The obvious center of the group is Travis Atria, whose guitar playing and vocals are the most prominent part of the mix. He lays down some solid riffs over the course of six songs and his solos aren’t too polished and refined, keeping the music non-stale. His vocals are standard fare for a college rock group, and the rhythm section of Eric Atria on bass and Masatoshi Enomoto on drums don’t really hold down the fort tight enough for this type of music to hit you where it needs to.
The most confusing aspect of the disc is the lack of keyboard playing that is audible on the tracks, even though Future Feels Good is a four piece with Stacie Thrushman handling keys. Not until the third track, “Me Bastard,” do you really hear her, and even then it sounds more like subtle overdubs. In a lot of places, like the opener “The Day I Was Born,” there is overdubbed guitar when there ought to be some Rhodes or organ taking up the space. If this quartet didn’t sound like a trio, a lot of these songs would sound much larger and the band would pull off the spacey college rock sound to greater effect.
Yet, FFG delivers considerable punch. Rather than releasing a disk full of mediocre singing and limp grooves (for the sake of having one), the band has spent time making a record with promise. Hopefully they’ll keep at it, but right now, they’re certainly not the band at UM.
For more info, visit www.futurefeelsgood.com.

– Zach Monoke

Empirical Mile
s/t
***1/2

It’s hard to know whether you’d feel a band on WVUM or even ZETA, when they go to your college and you’ve seen them at Titanic – albeit after six Boiler Room Nut Brown Ales – where am I? Anyway, Empirical Mile’s self-titled EP starts off with a little laughable whisper from their front man, Michael John Hancock, who goes, “Ugh, ok I got it now,” but then the band leaps into a catchy jam filled with guitars (Mathew Dingledine) and percussion (Noah Penn). The song is called, “Dead Babies,” and it rocks like your dad’s good classic rock, but for Budweisered college students.
Empirical Mile also stand out at UM because they avoid sap and irony – there are songs here that border on ballads, but with lyrics like, “drunks with paper bags,” they rock and also put a twinkle in her eye (which is no doubt good for them). And unlike a lot of college bands who imitate drivel like Three Doors Down or Dave Matthews, the Mile have class – able to torch weed jams like “Blood to Boil,” that float around (without ’60s stank), yet possess the intellect and urgency of NYC’s trendy rock punk. Hopefully the latter becomes more realized in later releases, but it’s a solid combination for another college weekend of beach-then-kegs.
For more info, visit www.empiricalmile.com.

– Tyrone King

The Linx
s/t
***
Millions of people think that they can rap. For most, laying out a few rhymes in a row while spilling beer on friends is their platinum evidence. I’m a victim myself, hating on many successful rappers because their style is “wack,” their rhymes suck or (worst of all) their skills had nathan to do with becoming a rich rapper.
Independent hip hop is a very treacherous minefield to walk through, there’s always a chance that something in there is going to blow up (clever). UM’s The Linx (about whom I have no information other than their liner notes and this three-song EP) have produced something far more interesting than the usual “I’m tight and you’re not” fare, without preaching or directly stating that they’re the saviors of hip hop.
The tracks on this disc are surprisingly solid: nice flows, “original” production and a strong sense that this was not put together to hustle some cash. While the single, “Nightlife,” adds a nice keyboarded-out (a little too synthy) instrumental (the drums sound straight off of Gang Starr’s “The Code of the Streets”), the true highlight here is “Me-N-You.” Smooth guitar and extra smooth female vocals on a surprisingly legit hook (the bars are “I see a little bit of me in you/ so how ’bout some of me in you?”) intertwine into a solid French-braid of beats, bars and bass.
The production is solid, for a UM group especially, which makes some of the so-so bars (example: “chilling hard like rock concrete”) slide by almost unnoticed. While not a groundbreaking take on rap, there’s a solid foundation exhibited by the Linx that could actually build into something galactic. If you’re in this group, e-mail HurricaneAccent@hotmail.com.

– Clarence Worley

The Life & Art staff can be reached at HurricaneAccent@hotmail.com.

Making spikes out of lemons:

Hiding behind a shield of armor, New York based photographer and filmmaker Katrina del Mar has a lot to unveil. She flaunts toughness like a skin of comfort, an urban necessity and an outfit of survival, and her subjects, including vixens who breed pit bulls and transgender males, seem to share the same stylist.

For these individuals, tattoos, pit bulls, cigarettes, rock n’ roll, and sex n’ alcohol are the contemporary armor that shield their lives from a storm of conformity. Her newest exhibit of photographs is currently on display at the Light Box. Entitled Ruff Trade – the American Toughie, it explores the iconography of a mythical lifestyle and flirts with the sensitivity underneath all the snarls, leather and bondage.

“These people are my friends. They might have had set- backs in their youth. And they chose to adapt without conforming, so they develop into extremes,” says del Mar over the phone.

Del Mar’s artwork focuses sharply on disadvantaged individuals who need help but choose not to waft around in handout lines waiting for it. Instead, they stylishly incorporate forms of daily starvation into their lives, essentially making spikes out of lemons. Often associated with biker gangs, Goth and death metal, it’s a confrontational way-of-being that society often looks down upon, all the while stealing the traits and styles it finds more attractive and safe.

A self proclaimed “realist photographer,” del Mar prefers to do shoots with people who are real, “somebody you see all the time. They are real people doing their own thing.” Stereotypes are stitched deep into the heart of rebellion, so del Mar likes to mix avant-garde shock with emotion. Her work thrives on contradiction – like a woman who rescues abandoned pit bulls and nurses them back to health or a colorful diva who lives and breathes motocross.

“I call it ‘amplified realism,’ and the toughness theme goes along with that. The show is about bridging the gap between the oppressed image and the theme behind it. It’s like a child grown with sensitivity, like flowers. It’s about whether the image frees them and it becomes about what’s behind the armor- the hidden sensitivity,” del Mar explains.

“Nic + Connie” features two female bikers who emit sensuality and seductiveness, yet embrace the aggressive attributes of Mad Max. The red and black photograph is almost colorless and blurred – dazed yet surreal – and makes for a stunning image of freedom and individuality. It whispers, “Come here baby,” and screams “Back the *#&@ off,” simultaneously.

The female body is a prominent image in del Mar’s photography, and she loves displaying it in all sorts of contexts. In “Kate,” a subject’s breasts are revealed underneath a denim vest. Signature ruggedness is retained with a pit bull, a lit cigarette, and a backdrop of tenement apartments.

The exhibit makes use of salvaged trash – old doors and windows that are worn with cracks and chipped white paint – by using it for frames. Walking into the exhibit, there are wonderful, hovering windowpanes to set the thrift-gone-dangerous mood.

“Among the frames is a construction brigade with the words ‘Film Trash,’ and a salvaged projector that was torn out of an old hotel. Everything fits the theme of “tough” – it makes use of whatever you can find as an outsider with no help from government,” del Mar says passionately. “People who come up not feeling safe, emotionally or physically, in violent times take what ever they can find and grab so they can survive.”

Ranting in a slow, almost demented tone, she confesses, “I don’t like the idea of being devoured and easy. I’m like the toughness of the texture of the steak – serrated with a knife. When ready to go, I go. Just do it yourself. Make it happen. Don’t wait for anyone. When I get bored I do something. Instead of getting stoned, I make a film.”

For fans of gritty DIY art, del Mar is as “guerilla fab” as it gets.

Rough Trade will be running until May 5th at the Light Box, located on 3000 Biscayne Blvd. Admission is free. For further show info, call 305.576.4350.

For more info, visit www.katrinadelmar.com.

Jeanette Hallak can be reached at jhallak@umsis.miami.edu.

calendar

Tonight
Last chance to check out the graduate students art exhibit, Show Title Here: 6 artists, closing reception at the Rainbow Building, 1540 Levante Ave., 6-8 p.m.

Get mighty high with country music legend Willie Nelson (we know he’s damn old, but who cares?!) at Mizner Park Amphitheatre, 590 Plaza Real, Boca Raton. $32.50-$37.50. 561-962-4109.

Time to get down with good tunes at Churchill’s, 5501 NE 2nd Ave., Miami, with MDC, Middle Finger Mob and Irish Car Bomb. Cover varies. 305-757-1807.

Saturday, April 19
Lounge-electro act Thievery Corporation keep cool at BillboardLive, 1500 Ocean Dr., Miami Beach, with dancehall singer Notch, starting 10 p.m. $20-$25. 305-358-5885.

Punk duo The Immortal Lee County Killers II (“Let’s Get Killed”) blaze through the stage at Slak Lounge, 2826 N. Miami Ave., Miami, for the RealCoolTime party at 11 p.m. $5. 305-438-0810.

Bob Weir and Ratdog perform at the Pompano Beach Amphitheatre, 1806 NE Sixth St., Pompano Beach. 954-946-2402.

Sunday, April 20
Everyone must get stoned at Miami’s 420 fest at the American Legion, 6445 NE 7th Ave., Miami, with more than 80 bands combining rock, hip hop, ska and electro on eight stages, including The Skatalites, Tha Liks and Hashbrown. Starts at noon. $15. 305-573-6588.

Wednesday, April 23
Rock crooner Bright Eyes performs at the Manuel Airtime Theatre, 900 SW First Ave., Miami. $17. 7:00 p.m. 305-321-4332.

L&A checks the local music scene: Hashbrown hits the spot

“Aggressive funk,” “black rock” and a Sly & the Family Stone for our era – these are only self-descriptions aiming to grasp the seeming simplicity and the contemplative lyrics of up-and-coming local band Hashbrown.
On a cool night on Las Olas Blvd. in Fort Lauderdale, the group, who has opened for James Brown, Method Man and Fishbone, spoke to Life & Art about their live show, the banality of Korn and their favorite German lagers. Hashbrown’s latest release, Miles to Go (AxisBold Records), immediately signals to the listener its many elements and seeming contradictions: it’s simultaneously relaxed but intense, rambling but succinct, wild but moving, frivolous but pensive. While the music integrates elements of soul, funk, reggae, punk and rock in their sounds, the classic eclectic jam/funk descriptions fail to comprehend how this band creates and what it represents to its members and its growing legion of fans.
Guitarist/vocalist Duncan Cameron is pleasantly candid in conveying his inspirations and his preference for Fender guitars. His demeanor is quiet but passionate as he discusses his goal to make quality three-minute songs – a notion foreign to many traditional jam bands – and one day to create a record that allows him to be “satisfied with every cut from beginning to end [. . .], and it [then] has a feeling, for instance like [Radiohead’s] Kid A,” he says.
Miles to Go clearly conveys the band’s sonic intentions, as lead vocalist/bassist Jay Spencer points out. “It starts with a big boom, then smoothes it out toward the end in an introspective way,” he explains. “We’d like to encompass all the aspects of human emotion in every way that we can.” Cameron then adds, “We’re all really conscious about not being one-dimensional. For instance, look at Korn – how mad can you possibly be?”
“Yeah, how many times can your daddy touch you?” Spencer remarks to a chorus of laughs. “They should’ve worked all that out the first time! Get some counseling or something.”
The self-published band is hot off this month’s opening slot for Fishbone’s show at BillboardLive. The band’s carefree drummer, Rick Kanner, is especially adamant about Fishbone and points out their “definite influence” on him as he downs a Red Bull. The band shares approval of Spencer’s statement about Fishbone’s sound: “It doesn’t so much influence us as does their intensity and musicianship – we’ll definitely take that from them.”
Spencer then seconds the motion with a tribute to all music in its “raw and spontaneous art form, whether bluegrass, death metal or jazz.” A late arrival, the enigmatic fourth member, DJ Boogie (turntables/vocals), calls a tribute to “fine German lagers” and snickers at Kenner for buying “all those cheap Red Bulls.”
The band considers its live shows to be essential by consciously combining serious, moving songs and fun-loving entertainment. Hashbrown hopes that their dedicated followers are “getting the weight of the music, but also keeping their feet moving.” This tall order is filled by the band’s serious musicianship, and their penchant for keeping things quirky – including sharing the stage with a fire twirler at the Miles to Go release party at the Culture Room (Cameron notes: “That was pretty close to my head!”). Hashbrown feels a significant connection at college concerts; to the members, the crowds at these shows constitute an audience with an open mind, willing to try something new.
Plans for the remainder of this year are to enlarge and advance the band’s success to date. “We’d really like to expand our fan base to the West and definitely to overseas. Spencer explains. “We’ve done real well in the East and the Northeast, but I hear a lot of people in California saying how much we’d be loved out there.” He continues, laughing, “We’re also looking to make some money – we’re all whores in some way,” and Cameron agrees: “Money represents the freedom to travel, to do what you’d like.”
“You need to reach that highest possible level at whatever it is that you do, Kanner adds. “For us, it’s to always get better as musicians.” Hashbrown clearly is developing its strategy to realize these goals. While many bands boast passion, only some perform remarkably and others direct their development, looking to consistently combine sincere expression and timeless fun. Hashbrown fits the bill in all three manners – and, with their creative ingenuity and strong live shows, expect them to be in demand and climbing up more and more concert slots in the near future.
You can catch Hashbrown at the Miami 420 Fest on April 20 at the American Legion, 6445 NE 7th Ave., Miami. Call 305-573-6588 or hit up www.hashbrown.net for more info.

Alan Douglas can be reached at adouglas101@hotmail.com.