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ALBUM REVIEWS:They Came From The Sky in A Diamond-Studded Chariot (or didn’t): Richard Devine, Constantines and Defari

Richard Devine
Asect: Dsect
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Atlantan electronic music producer, Richard Devine, was flung into stardom after his remix of Aphex Twin’s soul-eater megahit “Come to Daddy” was released on a compilation of remixes released by reputable electronic + hip hop label Warp Records. His previous effort on Miami’s Schematic records was largely slept on by music aficionados, but 2000’s joint release between Schematic and Warp, the inhuman metallic jawdropper, Lipswitch, proved that one remix wasn’t just a serendipitous brush with perfection.

Started as a four song EP, Asect: Dsect evolved into 13-tracks of digital bliss. Most of the songs on the album started as tracks intended to be performed live only, but after some tweaking, live tracks are indistinguishable from those originally intended for at-home use. Don’t be misled, however. This is not music to be listened to on a boombox. This is not music to be listened to on one of those bookshelf style combo stereos. The only way to experience Richard Devine is with a component stereo system, volume twisted loud enough to envelop you in sound like a Maxell commerical. DSP trickery allows Devine to give sounds the illusion of swirling around the room, circling your head and seamlessly jetting back to the speakers.

Turn the volume up even more, eardrums willing, and the music takes a step backwards, creating a focal point four or five feet behind the speakers. Pops and snaps jet back and forth between the speakers, playing some sort of musical ping-pong across your entertainment center. Like Devine’s releases before it, this album is a strange mix of dance beats with drums bubbling up-and-out of the pot and daymare tracks of wispy synthesizers and crackles saturated under a healthy reverb.

Unlike most artists who can’t pick a style and stick with it, though, Devine moves seamlessly from the upbeat sonic barrages to the atmospheric minimalist compositions. Most of the standout tracks are those bullet-laden with beats, but the factor that really drives this album is the consistent production. Devine mastered this himself entirely on a 24-bit platform. His talents as a producer haven’t gone entirely unnoticed, either, as he was recently signed on to produce the next Nine Inch Nails album. Thinking ahead to the gadgetry available to him in Reznor’s multi-million dollar studios; Devine might just make me a fan again.

Asect: Dsect will soon be heard on UM’s WVUM 90.5. For more info visit Asphodel.com and Schematic.net.

– James Hush

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Constantines
Shine A Light
***1/4
Behind the slightly obsessive nod to D.C. punk, Toronto’s Constantines can sound like a neurotic nightmare version of Karate, both in melodic choices and in the occasional jazzy breakdown. They do pack a heavier punch than that bluesy trio, and so their second full-length release is a welcome ebb and tide of dynamic rock ‘n’ roll music.

The instrumental hook of the title track, the horns at the close of “Insectivora,” and the modest swells of “Young Lions” point to the smarts of this group in adding a real keyboardist, not just some kid with a Moog and a Farfisa. Respect is due to gruff vocalist Bryan Webb for putting some roots into the mathematical equation that is Constantines’ approach to music, hereby freeing the songs to swagger and sail loosely.

In these two avenues (keys and vocals) Constantines do succeed in their aping of D.C.’s Fugazi in the respectable kind of way; by marrying very complex and perhaps relaxed rhythms with the aggressive sound of post-punk and hardcore. They sound very little like the original punk outfits in anything but mentality perhaps, but if your group can exist on the quality radar half way between old stalwarts like Karate and the big F, you must be doing a few things right.

The last facet of this release that provides some serious appreciation is its appeal to various tastes without being catchy. A disc that can be appreciated by music lovers half-deaf at 21, it can and should be accepted with open arms by the sappier folk. Constantines are an ideal release of rock heaviness for one and all.
For more info, visit Subpop.com.

– Michael John Hancock

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Defari
Odds & Evens
**
Defari’s back from a four year hiatus, after ’99’s justifiably slept on Focused Daily, and it’s hard to imagine that there was a big push for a second release from this former high school teacher who “fell from the sun with a fire tongue” (I’m quoting here if you can believe it). Despite his scholarly background, D’s convinced that he played for the Lakers or that everyone in the world thinks he did. You know you gotta bang a playmate, rape a groupie or at least get AIDS to do that – a master’s degree from Columbia just doesn’t cut it; neither do Defari’s rhymes.

Every bar’s delivery is so uninspired and dry that cottonmouth can’t take all the blame, i.e. “The D-E-F-A-R-I” (on the wow-what-a-sweet-titled “Spell My Name”) and so forth; only Big Daddy Kane can spell out words and sound dope, and even that’s pushing it. There’s simply nothing original on this album, it’s just like Focused Daily even though none of the songs sound the same. I’m not reaching here, there are dozens of albums out with beats that aren’t that bad and lyrics that are just scraping par with a spotted handicap or some other lame metaphor, like the entire Ruff Ryder catalogue for example; X, bark at me dog!

The “Behold My Life” remix is the only track that does it for me but as soon as “Bush is back/ now we at war with Eye-rack” drops wamp wamp (those were depressing horn sound effects if you couldn’t tell), it could have been a classic; songs like this make me want to cry. Babu, get some Visine, de-Dilate your Peoples and get some better rhymes, please, the tracks are there, it’s such a shame. Chocolate Ty is up in the mix though, showing Defari how he should’ve done it on “Hooks.” Trust me, if you hear this album, go right from 5 to 15 on your CD player, it’s ridiculous; Defari, see you in class.

– Sven Barth

Wine & Dine: When in South Beach, do as the Shogun

For the past two years, a striking, sophisticated, sushi Shangri-La has been waiting for the true seeker of divine dining to discover. A pleasant stroll down the west end of Lincoln Road may perhaps (if you’re lucky) lead you to the doors of Doraku. Inside, a surfeit of edible pleasures awaits…Doraku, meaning, “Joy of” in Japanese, is the perfect word for the perfect place to experience the joys of exquisite Japanese food, and of course, sake – with which this place seems to claim high expertise.
Doraku, owned by Benihana and Kevin Aoki, the son of Benihana owner Rocky Aoki, has a flavor all its own.

The atmosphere is like a waterfall – peaceful, serene, and full of life (althouth if this were the 18th Century, you could very well find a bold Japanese shogun munchin’ at the sushi bar). Covering the length of the ceiling are woven panels and above those you may be surprised to find the giant tentacles of an octopus, pulsing with light. Downtempo lounge music shoots subtle soundwaves for all the hipsters and customers. The design came from a renowned New York architect and is teeming with class and style – as well as comfort. Glowing globe lamps, classic symmetry and world art seem to accompany digestion as well as peace of mind. Man, all this sounds really zen, doesn’t it?

Specializing in sushi and sake, this spot serves more than 20 kinds of hand-selected sake from Japan and fresh sushi from the Atlantic to the Pacific. A recommended roll is the Doraku roll ($13) containing lobster, kanikama (crab), cream cheese, scallion, black and red caviar, then it’s deep-fried tempura style. The seaweed salad ($6), tossed with a chili sesame vinaigrette, or an aromatic bowl of miso soup ($2) are great accompanying any meal. Seared ahi steak ($8.50), chicken teriyaki ($15.50) or chilean seabass ($20.50) are among the grilled selections for those non-sushi-lovers. The menu here contains every combination you could think of, and if it is missing something you crave, they can prepare just about anything – well, within reason, of course…

The bar should get you going for any Saturday night as well. There are cocktail specialties to die for – especially the chocolate cake saketini ($8), which features frangelico liquor, absolut citron, and their premium house sake served in a sugar-rimmed glass. Japanese beer – Kirin, Tsing Tao, Sapporo and Asahi (from $4.50 to $6.50) – go well with any sushi order and red, white, blush or plum wine are commended as well as their array of champagne, which can be ordered by the glass ($6 to $12) or by the bottle ($23 to $225). Their “Water from Heaven” (sake, that it) is delivered to you in a tray of individual cups – so that you may choose your chalice – and its taste ranges from winsome and delicate to mellow, green-apple tartness.

Check the influx of talented poets and ethnocentric rap every Wednesday night and chow down on some quality sushi. The best part is that this place is open late for all the real night owls and fashionable late-eaters. For you freshman out there, forget Chartwells for a night and get some delicacies into your chomps or bring a date and impress him/her with your genteel sensibility to the recondite world of the SoBe gastronome. You just might get addicted.

Doraku is located at 1104 Lincoln Road, Miami Beach. Call 305-695-8383 for more info.

Rachael Henrichsen can be reached at rachluv@aol.com

SO YOU DON’T WANT TO BE A SOAP STAR?

The Damien B. Contemporary Art Center’s new solo exhibit, Something Ephemeral in our Streets, by Miami artist Meg Pukel, combines the transient quality of an urban nightlife with the mystery and beauty of a nude woman’s body. Sounds clich

Broadcast Journalists are BOBBLE HEADS

Hurricane Productions proved not to be a total waste, my words, last Monday when they brought Mo Rocca of “The Daily Show” fame to campus to speak before a packed crowd at the Storer Auditorium. (Note: some girlies drove as far as Sarasota to catch Mr. Rocca.) Walking on stage donning his signature emo glasses, but surprisingly sans bowtie, he’s wearing a religious hippie look. In an interview after the event with L&A he explained that it’s “a little bit Floridian; a little bit uptown Ashram. If I were going to be in an upper-eastside cult, this would be what I wear.”

Before arriving at UM for his speech on campus, Mr. Rocca made quality time of his stay in the city by filming a strange (is there any other kind?) cameo appearance on a Telemundo sitcom. Noticing a few differences from his backyard in the Big Apple, he confides, “I’m a huge Don Johnson fan. But I’m a lesser fan of Philip Michael Thomas. Miami is Fort Lauderdale but with a Gloria Estefan soundtrack. ‘Come on, shake your body baby, do the conga/I know you can’t control yourself any longa/Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronga,’ I love perfect rhyme schemes. Three words that rhyme, two of which are made up.”

Despite the terrible sound (HP needs a new sound man/woman) the crowd warms up to Mo Rocca’s sophisticated sense of humor (he has a BA in English Lit and History from Harvard). Unfortunately, the laughter in the auditorium seems overly self-conscious of muffling his un-miked jokes. Rocca starts out rather temperate, but soon transitions into a variety of sure-shot clips, a humorous summary of boggling summer news, and a brief chat about his very full platter of television projects.

A young but experienced writer in the entertainment world, he’s scribed for numerous, diverse outlets including the porn magazine Perfect 10 and PBS’ historical dog adventure show “Wishbone.” Of the latter experience he says, “I have people that come up to me and say, ‘I only let my kids watch ‘Wishbone.’ Which I think is a crock of shit, but the sentiments nice.”

Currently hosting “The Smoking Gun” on Court TV, a high-rated program based on the award-winning muckraker Web site, Mr. Rocca plays a well-received clip from the show where, quite gradually, he’s transformed into Nick Nolte’s infamous mug shot – complete with wild hair, Hawaiian shirt and “broken capillaries.” In never-aired footage from “The Daily Show,” which easily wins some of the biggest laughs of the night, he sticks a microphone in and on a man’s face during an ongoing interview in an ode to “Jackass.” Such an act of prolonged ballsiness delivers a message about the zany tolerance that many of this country’s citizens practice to sustain political correctness. The clip is one of the few experiences where Mo Rocca almost loses his composure, later admitting that he was shaking in restraint.

Yet, neither of those clips matched a segment where Mo Rocca appeared as “himself” on Fox News’ staple “The O’Reilly Factor” to debate Wendy Wright, president of Concerned Women of America, over the demographic appropriateness of Lingerie Barbie and Pregnant Midge. A watershed intellectual highlight of the night, its absurdity said more about mainstream broadcast media and the ongoing decline of journalistic integrity than even the best “Daily Show” episodes.

Putting aside the humor, the situation exemplifies just how dangerously oblivious the mainstream media is to the ever wishy-washy mix of celebrity and ratings with legitimate news substance. Playing up irony to the nth, the host, a sub for Bill O’Reilly, and Wright are so predetermined to argue and stand firmly in their molded ground that neither realize what’s going on in front of millions of Americans. They’re merely absent-minded bobble heads babbling for a meaningless polar political stance. When it’s over, Mr. Rocca goes on to claim that sixty percent of such broadcast journalists do not agree with the opinions presented by their on air personalities, grinning with a certain flare of detest and desperate measure.

This isn’t to say, however, that he’s not involved in the network muck he so candidly runs loops around. At one point during the night a student asks if “The Daily Show” would ever work on NBC or FOX. His response is that it would become “watered down,” comparing such a change to Michael Moore’s long-axed “TV Nation,” during its snuffed run on Fox. But this past week CNN.com announced that Mo Rocca is starting a reality show focusing on the American prison system for FOX. When an audience member asks about the project, he confirms the affiliation without directly admitting to the contradiction.

And of course, this wouldn’t be Life & Art without a question about a college institution’s right to censor student publications. When specifically asked if he thinks a university should be able to censor articles pertaining to and containing photographs of art on exhibit in the surrounding area, he replies, “Honestly, the more art the better. I would find it hard to believe that the coverage, even if done by public funds, [Ed. note: UM allocates private funds for the Hurricane, but nevertheless] should be censored. It’s worth exploring.”

Oh, and for guys and gals left wondering where to purchase some of Mr. Rocca’s bowties, you’ll have to go to NYC to Paul Stuart at 45th and Madison.

Kira Wisniewski can be reached at kiraw@comcast.net.

REPORT CARD

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Offense:
If not for the Parrish punt return and Taylor interception return, the ‘Canes offense would have had their backs against the wall. The unit failed to have a consistent scoring drive in the first half, and finished the game with only one scoring drive of over 50 yards.

Quarterback:
Berlin missed open targets early in the game. Miami could have put the game far out of reach when the teams entered the locker room for the half. The junior signal caller finished 18-of-30 passing for 151 yards and no touchdowns and threw one interception.

Running Back: B
Gore finished with 74 yards on 16 carries and a touchdown. Gore didn’t seem to have too many holes to find.

Wide Receivers: B-
Winslow’s leaping catch in the 1st quarter that set up a Gore TD seemed to be the only bright spot for the Miami receiving unit. Winslow led the team with four receptions for 41 yards.

Offensive Line: B-
Unit gave Berlin more time to throw than in the three previous games. However, the line did seem to struggle a bit in their run blocking.

Defense: A-
Unit held BC to only 213 total yards for the contest. BC’s positive yards mostly came from UM penalties. The unit must cut down on personal fouls.

Defensive Line: A-
Unit pressured Porter all night and held the dangerous Derrick Knight to only 83 yards on the ground. Baraka Atkins recorded the only Hurricane sack.

Linebackers: A-
Jonathan Vilma made some big plays, including three tackles for a loss. However, the only positive moments for the BC offense were scrambles up the middle by BC quarterback Quinton Porter.

Secondary: A
Unit shut down the Eagle passing game, surrendering only 94 yards through the air. Taylor’s interception return for a TD put the ‘Canes up by 21, essentially putting the game out of reach for BC.

Special Teams: A
The unit continues to make big plays. Parrish’s punt return for a TD set the tone for the game. Brian Monroe had two punts land inside the 20.

Defense steals show in B.C.

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The Miami defense once again allowed fans and skeptics to overlook the ineffectiveness of the offense. The defense surrendered only 94 yards in the air – the lowest total by a UM opponent this season. In addition, the Hurricane defense held Heisman candidate Derrick Knight to only 83 yards rushing.
Sean Taylor continued to show off his playmaking abilities. His 67-yard interception return for a TD with 11:55 left in the second quarter gave UM a 21-0 lead. The score was Taylor’s first interception return for a TD at UM, but his third career TD. Taylor returned a punt for a score (78 yards) last year vs. Pittsburgh and caught a pass for a 47-yard score against Syracuse in 2002.
Alfonso Marshall also made a big play, as his interception in the end zone in the beginning of the fourth quarter ended a BC scoring threat. The pickoff was the third of his career and second this season.

School Records
Roscoe Parrish’s 92-yard punt return for a touchdown in the first quarter broke Kevin Williams’ school record of 91 yards. The Williams punt return for a TD came against Penn State in 1991. Miami has now scored seven touchdowns this season via returns, bettering their total from last season. Since 1999, Miami has scored more touchdowns on returns than any other team in the nation. Miami has scored at least one non-offensive touchdown in each game this season.

Lack of Concentration
Miami continued their knack for committing mental errors. The ‘Canes committed 11 penalties for a whopping 95 yards in the game. Four of those penalties were personal fouls. Coach Coker realizes that the team cannot continue to be penalized. “It is a frustrating win because there were still too many errors,” Coker said after the game.
Berlin agreed with his coach, but feels the team can overcome their early troubles.
“It’s pretty frustrating to keep putting ourselves in the wrong situations so we’re going to keep harping on it and hopefully one day we can do it,” Berlin said.

Miami vs. BC Series
Miami is now 22-3 all time vs. Boston College, with 14 consecutive victories dating back to 1985. The last Eagles victory in the series was the memorable “Hail Flutie” game (47-45 BC) at the Orange Bowl in 1984. Since joining the Big East in 1991, Miami is undefeated vs. the Eagles. The victory at Alumni Stadium also extended Miami’s nation best 17-game win streak on the road. Miami’s last road loss came at Washington in 2000.

Miscellaneous
Miami extended its nation-best regular season winning streak to 36 games in a row…BC’s touchdown with 11:28 left in the fourth quarter was the first TD allowed by the UM defense in eight quarters dating back to a Florida TD with 6:10 left in the third quarter on Sept. 6…Jason Geathers’ four receptions were a career high and his 37 yards receiving matched a career high…Brock Berlin continued to spread the wealth, completing passes to eight different receivers…Senior tailback Jarrett Payton scored his third rushing TD of the season and the sixth of his career…Miami has scored first in every game this season…Miami has a bye week this weekend and will resume play next Thursday night at the Orange Bowl against Big East foe West Virginia.

Brutvan sets example for teammates with tireless work ethic

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There are not many people who are willing to get up at six o’clock in the morning to go running. In Alex Brutvan’s mind, however, this is commonplace.
Brutvan, along with his teammates, gets up early to run several days a week. If you add together all the training that the runners have done throughout the years, cross-country proves to be a grueling sport.
“It’s a rugged sport and it’s not a spectator sport,” Brutvan said. “If you go to a cross country meet, you might see the pack running by two or three times if you are lucky.”
As a freshman, Brutvan was the third-ranked runner on the team and improved his two-mile time by over 30 seconds last season. At the end of his senior season of high school, Brutvan’s two-mile time was 9 minutes and 50 seconds, which was worked down to 9 minutes and 16 seconds this year.
“He is such a good runner because of training and his body type,” Head Coach Mike Ward said. “He is young too, he actually skipped a grade, so this should be his freshman year age-wise. His build and his ability to train and stay motivated are really big things.”
So far this season, Brutvan has shown how much he has improved. In the first meet of the year, at the Sailfish Invitational, Brutvan earned his first collegiate victory and led the Hurricanes to an easy victory. This win gave the ‘Canes their first ever sweep in school history.
“We are just looking to improve upon what we did last year and then keep moving up the next couple of years,” Brutvan said.
After the first race, there was reason to be optimistic, which turned into excitement after the second race. Again, the Hurricanes earned a sweep, and once again, Brutvan won. As a matter of fact, the ‘Canes’ runners took the top seven spots in this meet in an easy victory.
“You have to build an atmosphere where people are going to want to be a part of your program and are going to try hard to succeed,” Ward said.
Thanks to runners like Matt Mulvaney and Alex Brutvan, the men’s cross-country team is closer than ever to achieving this goal. Brutvan has won two consecutive times, and is becoming one of the leaders of this team.
“I’m trying to become as hard of a worker as I can because the guys I’ve seen come through UM didn’t have as good a high school career as me,” Brutvan said. “So I know if I stay dedicated, I can achieve a lot of big things.”
Brutvan feels that hard work is the essential component to being a great cross-country runner.
“No one starts off being a great distance runner, no one can just go out on their first day ever and run five miles in a five minute pace,” Brutvan said. “It’s the only sport that you get your payback only if you are putting in the work, and you reap the benefits of that work.”
According to his coach, the special thing about Brutvan that sets him apart from the other runners is his drive. He has talent, but he also has the drive to work harder and improve.
“He has the ability to be very good and he has the drive to carry it through,” Ward said. “Other runners don’t have that as much as he does. He is committed to being good. A lot of guys want to be good, but he takes it a step further and is actually making it happen.”
Brutvan’s goal for this season is simple. He is not trying to be the greatest runner in school history. He simply wants to improve individually and help the team get better as a whole.
“I’m not looking to break records this year because I still have two more years here,” Brutvan said. “I’m just trying to have a strong year and lead a strong pack this year, and get the freshman on the right track.”

Darren Grossman can be reached at DRG215@aol.com

SPORTS NEWS BRIEFS

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Volleyball
The University of Miami volleyball team swept Jacksonville, 3-0 on Saturday afternoon at the Florida State Classic in Tallahassee, Fla.
With the win, the Hurricanes improve to 9-4 on the season and wrap up their final preseason tournament. Jacksonville falls to 1-9 on the season.
The Hurricanes started off strong in the first game, opening with a 10-4 lead. Miami continued to roll, leading by as much as eleven points at 28-17 before overtaking JU, 30-21 to win the first game.
The Dolphins would regroup in the second game, upping UM 9-7 early in the game. JU extended the lead to three at 11-9 until Miami tied the game at 12-12 on a kill by freshman Francheska Savage. Jacksonville bounced back to lead the Hurricanes, 16-14. Not to be outdone, Miami scored five straight points to take a 19-16 lead over the Dolphins. The two schools would swap the lead until the Hurricanes edged JU 30-28 to take a two game advantage going into the third game.
Miami opened the third game with an 11-3 lead. The Hurricanes would not allow JU to within six points, leading by as much as 13 at 26-13 on their way to a 30-17 win to seal the victory.
Savage had an outstanding performance for the Hurricanes with seven kills on 14 attempts, along with three blocks. Junior outside hitter Valeria Tipiana turned in a team-high 12 kills and senior Leyre Santaella Sante had 11 kills and four blocks for the Hurricanes.
Tipiana and Santaella Sante earned All-Tournament honors for their play at the FSU Classic.
Miami will return to Coral Gables to face in-state rival Florida International at the Knight Sports Complex on Tuesday, Sept. 23 at 7 p.m.

Tennis
The men’s tennis team wrapped up day two of the UM Fall Classic Saturday afternoon winning all three doubles matches and a singles match at the Neil Schiff Tennis Center. Tim Krebs teamed with Colin Purcell to beat Chris Gostek and Michael Green of Alabama 8-1 at No. 1 doubles. Eric Hechtman and Josh Cohen defeated F.J. Schofield and Kevin Obletz of FAU 8-6 at the No. 2 spot, while Luis Manrique and John Hoyes II beat Mauricio Paiz (FAU) and Joseph Jung (Alabama) 8-4 at No. 3. Purcell was the only Hurricane to win his singles match beating Mauricio Paiz of FAU 6-2, 6-0 at No. 3 singles.

Krebs leads UM tennis

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Krebs has high hopes for tennis
Sophomore leads defending Big East champions into battle

The men’s tennis team will be very happy to have sophomore Tim Krebs back this year. Krebs went down with an awful injury last season in which he tore almost everything he could in his ankle.
“One of my biggest goals for this season is to just stay healthy,” Krebs said.
The team has a long season ahead of them, and Krebs knows better than anyone that it is a must to stay in shape.
“My injury last year was an accident,” Krebs said. “If we get stretched all the time and make sure we’re healthy, everything will be ok.”
Krebs is from Eschborn, Germany, where he was a state champion his senior year, leading his team to a 9-0 record. Tennis is different in Germany than it is here in the United States.
“The guys here play with more emotion,” Krebs said. “In Germany, we just play tennis to play the game; players don’t have the same anger they have here.”
As for this season, Krebs thinks this team has the right stuff to go places.
“The team chemistry is awesome so far, so I’m not worried about that,” Krebs said. “Playing-wise we’re all pretty good, we’re not bad.”
With the hiring of Head Coach Bryan Getz, the team is very excited to have the former interim coach at the helm this year.
“We had him as an assistant here last year, and he’s just awesome,” Krebs said.
Some may think that coming to Miami from Germany is a little far-fetched, but Tim’s reasoning is just as good as those who come from only a few miles away.
“I love this city and I love the program here,” Krebs said. “It is a great balance between academics and athletics.”
Tim had many choices when it came to picking schools to play tennis. San Diego State, Wake Forest, UCF, and Nebraska are just a few that were after the No. 7 player in Germany when he was a junior.
Like many tennis players, Krebs says his favorite player of all time is Pete Sampras. Krebs has won many tournaments throughout his tennis career, but has no plans on going pro until he has earned his college degree. Krebs hopes to maintain the success he had in Germany while here in Miami.
“The greatest moment of my career so far would be the state championship back in Germany,” Krebs said.
The ‘Canes know that they have to work hard in practice to get back to where they finished No.1 in the Big East last year.
“Monday, Wednesday, and Friday we work out for four hours,” Krebs said. “Tuesday, Thursday, and some Saturday’s we’ll work out for three to four hours.”
Miami opened up its season this past weekend in the UM Fall Classic. They defeated NC State in their first match on Saturday. Krebs won his singles match in straight sets, and emerged victorious in his doubles match with Colin Purcell in No. 1 doubles action.

Hurricanes light up the Eagles in their last trip to B.C.

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Hurricanes dominate with defense and special teams

Chestnut Hill, Mass. – While Hurricane Isabel didn’t reach far enough north to affect the New England area, the No. 2 Miami football squad brought their own storm, directly hitting the campus of Boston College in their last Big East visit to Chestnut Hill.
Ignoring the jam-packed Eagle crowd at Alumni Stadium, the Hurricane defense and special teams led Miami to a 33-14 victory over BC, extending its nation-best regular season winning streak to 36 games in a row.
A Roscoe Parrish punt return for a TD and Sean Taylor interception return for a score overshadowed the lack of consistency by the UM offense. Miami scored 26 points off of its defense and special teams, while the offense only managed one sustained drive of over 50 yards. Another low point for the ‘Canes were their mental errors. Miami committed 11 penalties for 95 yards.
“It was a very good win for us, and obviously I’ll say that but for us it was a little bit of a frustrating win because there were still too many errors,” Head Coach Larry Coker said. “We really never got into a regular offense, but our defense was outstanding and our special teams were truly special tonight.”
UM quarterback Brock Berlin finished 18-of-30 passing for 151 yards and no touchdowns, while tailback Frank Gore managed 74 yards on 16 carries. The defense was the bright spot, as UM held the Eagles to only 213 yards of total offense.
“We are just not merged as the offensive team that I visualized yet…I think it’s there, we as coaches and players just have to get it done,” Coker said.
Miami started the game with a slight scare by allowing an 18-yard reception by BC wide out Grant Adams on the first offensive play of the game. However, the Hurricane defense responded and forced an Eagles punt that resulted in a UM record 92-yard punt return for a touchdown by Parrish.
“I saw a seam and took it right down the sideline,” Parrish said. “I did break a couple of tackles but my speed got me the score. Special teams are vital to winning and we proved that tonight.”
The ‘Canes would proceed to get favorable field position on their next possession. With 6:33 left in the first quarter, a BC muffed punt gave UM the ball at the BC 29-yard line. A miraculous 17-yard leaping catch over two BC defenders by Winslow set up a one-yard TD run by Gore to give UM a 14-0 lead with 4:44 remaining.
BC got the ball back and moved the ball down the field thanks to a couple of UM mistakes – an offside penalty and a Vince Wilfork late hit gave the Eagles the ball at the 50-yard line. Derrick Knight proceeded with a 13-yard run to the Miami 37. Just when momentum seemed to shift in favor of BC, Eagles second string quarterback Paul Pederson entered the game and threw an interception directly to Sean Taylor (third of season) who ran untouched for a 67-yard touchdown to put UM up three touchdowns with 11:44 left in the first half. John Peattie added a 32-yard field goal with 49 seconds left in the first half to put Miami on top 24-0.
“We as a defense want to make plays to help our team win games,” UM defensive back Al Marshall said after intercepting his second pass of the season in the fourth quarter. “We don’t want to have to rely only on the offense to win games.”
BC proceeded to march down the field with less than a minute left in the first half thanks in part to a UM personal foul and a 22-yard run by quarterback Quinton Porter. However, Eagles kicker Sandro Sciortino failed to connect on a 45-yard field goal attempt as time expired in the first half.
The second half was much of the same for BC. After forcing Miami to punt on the first possession, the Eagles went three and out. On the BC punt attempt, the snap sailed over the head of punter Jeff Gomulinski and out of the end zone to give the ‘Canes a safety and a 26-0 lead. On the subsequent Miami drive, a Jarrett Payton five-yard TD run capped off a seven play, 62 yard drive, widening the BC to deficit to 33 points.
“I think we as an offense know what we can do and know we can play well together,” Berlin said.
BC finally got on the scoreboard with a five-yard touchdown run by Derrick Knight with 11:28 left in the game. The score came after the two teams traded interceptions. The fourth quarter began with a BC drive into the UM red zone, but the Hurricane defense stepped up once again, this time with a Marshall interception in the end zone. However, Berlin and the offense continued their struggles, as BC defensive back Peter Shean picked off a Berlin third down pass, leading to the Knight score.
Backup Eagle running back Horace Dodd added a four-yard TD run with 38 seconds left in the contest, cutting the Hurricane lead to 33-14. Miami received the ensuing kick and took a knee to end the game.
You can reach Brian Poliakoff at b.poliakoff@umiami.edu.

Will the Rathskellar be satisfied with the status quo?

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The other day I was having lunch at the Rat, when it occurred to me that a vital opportunity was being missed. Before I get into that, let me say that I find the food very good, although I’m still not sure how it takes nearly half an hour to make a hamburger with the minimal crowd levels that are present during the 4 o’clock hour on a Thursday. Having been a short order cook in my other life, I know for a fact it doesn’t take that long, even during a rush. Ah but I digress… Back to the missed opportunity.
It’s the menu. Don’t get me wrong, the selections that they do have are very good and well prepared, except for the two nearly raw hamburgers I had during week one of school. I was in a steak tartar kind of mood that day so I ate them. To their credit, the next time I went to eat there I mentioned this to the manager on duty and this oversight was subsequently corrected. So what it boils down to then is the number of choices available. They really should have more items. Perhaps even a steak or two. And what the hell kind of a self-respecting sports bar doesn’t serve beer-battered onion rings? Even the Bahraini air base I was stationed on in Gulf War One 13 years ago had beer-battered onion rings. That was probably the first time any Arab country encountered the onion ring. And I don’t mean those sad, tan circles that Burger King has the unmitigated felonious gall to call onion rings either. I mean honest to God, industrial strength, artery vaporizing, beer-battered rings of all-American onion – flags waving in the background and everything!
The Rathskeller should strongly consider instituting these changes. It would make the food selection that much better and would avoid the culinary neutral zone that exists in the food court. And while they’re at it maybe dropping the price on the food would be a good start. I mean almost $10 for a Butler Burger and fries? What’s that burger made out of, Angus Prime? A $10 hamburger just seems way over the top. I mean this isn’t the concession stand of a movie theater, you know.

Scott Wacholtz is a senior majoring in political science. He can be grilled at aramis1642@hotmail.com.

Join this frat because we, uh, well, we drink… a lot

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I’ll admit it. I’m a lowly freshman. In the past three weeks, I’ve managed to adjust to my new life full of dining hall delicacies and communal bathrooms, but one aspect of student life continues to baffle me. What is the appeal of binge drinking?

Let me preface this seemingly overly judgmental editorial with something: I have no problem with social drinking whatsoever. Believe me, I have my own share of drunken memories. Where I come from, alcohol is not usually the main event planned for the evening; while there may be alcohol at a party, there tends to be other things going on, such as music, conversation and even dancing. Although I don’t drink at all anymore (for a variety of reasons), I’ll be the first one to say that being a little tipsy can certainly make such a night more enjoyable.

With that said, I cannot conceive why anyone would, night after night, drink for the sole purpose of being so utterly trashed that you puke, pass out and don’t even get the chance to laugh about it with your buddies the next day because none of you can remember a damn thing! I am not attempting to dictate how you should live your own life. So long as you don’t actually puke on me, I couldn’t care less what you do. I am simply curious as to why people drink to the point that they’re incapable of having (what I would consider to be), any kind of fun? Granted, once in a while you drink too much and end up sick, but after a few times, wouldn’t you realize your limits and know better? Apparently not.

I’ve never had the privilege of being around so many otherwise promising individuals than those at UM. The very first Friday night of the semester, a certain fraternity member pitched his house to a bunch of guys that I was with: “We have binge drinkers here. Join this frat because, we, uh, yeah, we drink a lot here.” If that’s not an incentive, I don’t know what is. Along similar lines, I’ve met individuals who purposely drink too much so that if they happen to hook up with several random guys in the span of twenty minutes, they have a ready-made excuse in the morning.
If anyone has any insight regarding this truly perplexing behavior, feel free to enlighten the rest of us.

Alicia Kelman can be contacted at Bubbles356@hotmail.com.