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Free trip to Israel offered to Jewish students

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The International Jewish Federation, the Hillel Jewish Student Organization, the Israeli government and a few multi-billionaire philanthropists have one common goal: they want young Jewish people to go to Israel. How do they get them there? By sending them for free. Au gratis. Frei.

Through the Birthright Israel Program, thousands of young Jews have gone with their peers to the only official Jewish state in the world. There they experience everything from camping out in the Negev desert to swimming in the Dead Sea to visiting Jerusalem’s Old City Jewish Quarter and partying with students at Hebrew University.

Everything from the plane tickets to the accommodations to every single meal is at no cost to the trip participants.

“The fear is that the last chance to catch people is in college,” said Tamara Lustig, Israel Program director for the Greater Miami Hillel Jewish Student Center. “Once they leave college, they go on and make choices about things like intermarrying, raising their kids Jewish and keeping Shabbat.”

According to organizers, the idea is to allow young Jews to connect with their Jewish heritage by connecting with their homeland. By connecting with their heritage, they become more connected to their religion and culture.

“There is really something special as soon as you get off the plane,” said Aileen Averbuch, senior, who participated in the winter 2000 – 2001 Birthright Israel trip. “It really changes you.”

One issue that warrants concern, however, is safety. Violence in Israel is an almost daily news headline, which can make even the most eager students wary.

Israel has suffered a decline in tourism, and terrorist groups have stepped up their attacks on Israeli civilians. The United States has pulled all of its diplomats out of the country.

But Lustig said students should not let this deter them from traveling to Israel.

“Israel has a bad rep with security,” Lustig said. “But when you look at the statistics, you have a much bigger chance of being hit by a car or suffering from a freak accident than experiencing any problems over there.”

According to organizers, a security guard and a medic travels with each busload of students, along with five bonafide Israeli soldiers. Students are chaperoned at all times and are not allowed out at night unless it is for a group activity.

Lustig also mentioned all the technological communication devices they plan to use during the trip.

“If Mom is worried at home, she can call a hotline and be connected to her child on the bus in two minutes,” Lustig said. “Each bus is wired with GPS and connected to a satellite system so that they can be tracked every moment of the day and night.”

Students who have been on the trip say they were not worried about the risks.

“The security thing just didn’t faze me,” Averbuch said. “People are just so friendly, and there are soldiers everywhere. If you see a hitchhiker in a uniform you should stop and pick them up. That’s just the way it is over there.”

Additionally, Israel is concerned with keeping Birthright participants secure. If anything were to happen, tourism would be affected, and they would potentially lose the support of a young group of Jews that could have an impact on their country in the future.

“They treated us like kings and queens,” Averbuch said. “We stayed at the best hotels, ate the best food and did the neatest activities.”

Program participants come from around the world and can pick from several themed trips that focus on areas like photography, the outdoors or peace and politics. A $250 deposit is required from all participants and is refunded after they return home.

“Something, somehow, some way, each student will get something out if it,” Lustig said. “It has an impact.”

The trip goes twice a year. Applications are available on the internet at www.israel.hillel.org.

Jillian Bandes can be contacted at j.bandes@umiami.edu.

NEWS BRIEFS

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‘Cane Records signs new R&B group Unison
‘Cane Records has just announced the signing of their latest group, Unison. The creative and talented R&B group consists of three Miami natives: UM students Adrian Gordon as well as Leo Bradley and Miguel Ruiz from Miami-Dade College. They will perform Nov. 21 at the Rat at 7 p.m. Their first album should be released in early 2004. For more information, check out www.unisonfan.com and www.canerecords.com.

QuantUM presents murder mystery dinner
Debra Ginsberg, a professional director and actor, is working with UM students on Who Killed The Director? a murder mystery dinner theater show written by Dick Laffin. QuantUM Entertainment, a student-run independent production company producing film and theater for the Coral Gables campus and surrounding community, is producing the play. The organization has over 700 members and is a part of Hurricane Productions.
The central character of the show is Cecil B. DePille, who is casting his next play. Various characters audition including Cecil’s lover and a gangster’s mistress. Cecil’s wife and her lover, DePille’s best friend, secretly look on. Cecil decides on a young woman who needs the job, but the gangster threatens him into casting his mistress. Everyone becomes a suspect when the director is found murdered.
The audience solves the crime by interviewing cast members as they walk among the tables. The actors have permission to take liberties with the script, resulting in a highly improvisational show.
The show runs Nov. 19 through Nov. 23 with all shows at 7:30 p.m. Tickets can be purchased in the UC Breezeway Monday through Friday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m. or by calling 305-284-6399. Tickets are $25 for VIP seating, $20 for adults and $15 for UM students and include a three course Italian dinner.
Contest to award $500 to student organization
UM students, now’s your chance to win $500. Here’s how:
1. Purchase the special ‘U’ football shirt from the UM Bookstore.
2. Wear it to the Tennessee game; get a ticket at the game for wearing it.
3. Turn in the ticket and the receipt of purchase to your organization’s president.
All receipts and tickets must be in no later than Wednesday, Nov. 12 to the Student Government office in a sealed envelope marked with your organization’s name. The student group with the highest number of people who purchase and wear the tee will win a $500 cash prize. The student group with the highest percentage of their group purchasing and wearing the tee will also win a $500 cash prize (20 people total in your group, 15 people purchase the tee = 75%). Finally, 50 randomly selected students wearing their shirt to the game will receive $20 gift certificates to the UM Bookstore, good for merchandise or books.

Program rewards loyal fans of UM basketball
The Hurricane Force program rewards students who show continuous support for the men’s and women’s basketball teams. Sign-ups begin Nov. 5, at the Student Challenge in the Convocation Center. Students who sign up throughout the season will receive a punch card and t-shirt for free, and will be eligible to win prizes such as pizza, bookstore certificates, South Beach hotel accommodations, roundtrip airline tickets, and more! Sign up at the Student Challenge on Nov. 5 for more information.

New Rock Climbing Club seeks members
The newly formed Rock Climbing Club is looking for members. The club meets Tuesdays to train and compete at X-treme, South Florida’s premier rock climbing facility. For information, email Ian at stikifingas@hotmail.com or Kate at kstar18@yahoo.com.

CALENDAR

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TODAY

Hurricane Productions presents The Lyricist Lounge Tour featuring Clipse, Jin and Roscoe P. Coldchain with special guests, The Sugar Hill Gang. Hurricane Howl 2003 with The Lyricist Lounge Tour will be at the UC Patio at 7 p.m. Doors open at 6 p.m. The concert is free to UM Students with a valid ‘Cane card, $15 for guests of a UM Student with a valid ‘Cane card. For more information visit www.um-hp.com or call 305-284-4606.

Don’t miss Spirit Happy Hour and Freaky Friday at the Rat from 4 to 7 p.m. Enjoy food and drink specials before heading to the Patio for Hurricane Howl.

Join R. Zamora Linmark, M. Evelina Galang, Pearl Ubungen and Anida Yoeu Esguerra for a panel discussion titled Change the World with your Art from 10:30 a.m. to noon in the Wesley Center.

Screaming Monkeys presents Beyond the Scream: a panel discussion. Marlon Unas Esguerra, Sunaina Maira and Sandra Oh talk about how to process representations and misrepresentations of Asian America.

Don’t miss Spoken Words: A Performance Workshop with National Slam Poetry champ Marlon Unas Esguerra and Anida Yoeu Esguerra.

The culmination of Screaming Monkeys arrives as they present Screaming Monkeys: The Show from 8 to 10 p.m. in Storer Auditorium. The event will feature open mic, reading and performances by Screaming Monkey editors, contributors and members of the UM community.

MONDAY NOVEMBER 10

MEISA (Music & Entertainment Industry Student Association) hosts Julian Boothe, vice-president of marketing from Slip n’ Slide Records, to speak. He will be talking about his role in the promotion of Slip n’ Slide artists like Trick Daddy & Trina and what it’s like to work at an independent label. You don’t have to be a Music Business major to join MEISA – anyone interested in the music and/or entertainment industry should be there. For information email MEISA4UM@hotmail.com.

Kumzitz Jam Session: Experience the Jewish sounds of the land of Israel at 7 p.m. on the Rock. Bring your guitars, drums, flutes, djembes and a whole lot of soul. Expect to meet those going on the December trip to Israel and three Israeli students visiting through Israel at Heart, hear some good tunes and celebrate your heritage. For more information, contact Hillel at 305-665-6948.

C.O.S.O presents Spirit of UM: Showing Love for your Alma Mater at 1 p.m. in UC 211.

TUESDAY NOVEMBER 11

Enhance your career possibilities with the University of Miami MBA degree. Don’t miss a Question and Answer Session to introduce you to Florida’s most prestigious MBA Program at 6 p.m. The session will be held in the Executive Education Dining Room on the third floor of the School of Business. To attend the event, please RSVP to Linda at 305-284-4607. Refreshments will be served.

Homecoming presents Organized Cheer on the UC patio at 7 p.m.

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 12

Are you a commuter student interested in a free lunch? If you want to save some money, eat a good meal and spend time with other commuter students, then the Commuter Student Luncheon will be the perfect place to be! The office of Orientation and Commuter Student Affairs (OCSA) is hosting another Commuter Student Luncheon, from 12 to 1 p.m. in the Lewis Room at The Rat. The Wellness Center will join the luncheon and present information on the numerous resources available to students relating to wellness and ways to promote healthy living. The luncheon is limited to the first 20 students who sign up. Sign-ups will be in the Orientation and Commuter Student Affairs Office, Room 236 in the UC. Please feel free to contact Dana Ponsky at 305-284-5646 or dponsky@miami.edu if there are any questions.

CAC presents Fight Club at 8 and 10:30 p.m. at Cosford Cinema.

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 13

Homecoming continues with Spirit Tree and Alma Mayer at 11:30 a.m. at the Rock.

Don’t miss Busta Rhymes live at the Convocation Center with Joe Budden Cecile Plus, Liberator and Louie Rankin. Hosted by funnyman Frantz, from Def Comedy Jam and Bet’s Comic View. The show is at 8 p.m. Tickets are on sale now and with a UM Student ID at the Convocation Center box office only students save money. Don’t miss your chance to see one of the biggest acts in hip-hop today! For more information call 305-284-8686 or visit http://www.umconvocationcenter.com.

Hurricane Productions Presents Patio Jams with Brimstone from 12 p.m. to 1:30 p.m. on the UC Patio.

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 14

Check out the 2003 Homecoming Parade, Pep Rally, Boat Burning and Fireworks! The festivities begin at 7 p.m. Stanford Drive is the best place to see the parade and then head over to the University center Patio for the rest of the night’s events.

MONDAY NOVEMBER 17

Homecoming concludes with Closing Ceremonies at 12 p.m. on the Rock.
TUESDAY NOVEMBER 18

CAC presents a Sneak Peek of Gothika at 9 p.m. at Cosford Cinema.

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER19

CAC presents Pirates of the Caribbean at 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. at Cosford Cinema.

THURSDAY NOVEMBER 20

HP presents Patio Jams with One Drop from 12 p.m. to 1:30 p.m. on the UC Patio.

Don’t miss Thirsty Thursday at the Rat from 7 p.m. to 10 p.m.

FRIDAY NOVEMBER 21

Hurricane Productions presents Belly Bust hosted by Lav Luv and headlined by Finesse at 7 p.m. at the Rat.

SATURDAY NOVEMBER 22
The ‘Canes Chess Club invites you to participate in a chess tournament in the I-Lounge at 12:30 p.m. Entrance fee is free from members and $6 for nonmembers. Win cash prizes! For more information, contact caneschessclub@yahoo.com.

WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 26

CAC presents Bad Boys 2 at 8 p.m. and 10:30 p.m. at Cosford Cinema.

New Miss UM to tackle childhood obesity

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Melissa Marcus, sponsored by Zeta Tau Alpha, is the newly crowned Miss UM. She is now on her way to the Miss Florida pageant.

“I don’t really know why I won, but I did have a very good interview and I had a good talent,” Marcus said. “Every girl in the competition was talented this year.”

Marcus, a Miami native in her second year at UM working toward a doctorate in exercise physiology, was a previous participant of Miss Miami. She is also a former grand national baton-twirling champion. Melissa feels that her experiences with baton-twirling helped her with the talent portion of the competition and in exuding confidence.

“I’m on an all-star baton-twirling team in Sacramento, and we have won the world championships for the past two years,” Marcus said. “It was both the scariest and most exciting experience of my life. I will never be as nervous as I was competing for the world championships.”

Over the years, the pageant has become a staple event during Homecoming week.

The theme of this year’s pageant was “Fire and Ice.”

Students said the pageant was well-organized and had a creative flair.

“Everything was well-planned,” Gabe Santamarina, junior, said. “The stage and decorations show that a lot of time was put into the pageant.”

There were 14 contestants, varying from freshmen to graduate students. Sororities, fraternities, student organizations and graduate programs were among the groups to sponsor the candidates.

The pageant was broken up into the following categories: personal interviews which accounted for 40 percent of the total score, artistic expression [talent] worth 30 percent, lifestyle and fitness [swimsuit] worth 10 percent, presence and poise [eveningwear] worth percent and an overall composite score worth 10 percent.

After a long night of anticipation, the judges cast their vote. The crowning of the new 2003-2004 Miss UM went to Melissa Marcus.

The Homecoming court also included first runner-up Stephanie Martinez, second runner-up Joy Mailloux and Miss Congeniality Katie Brown.

The judges agreed that, although it was a tough choice, what set Marcus apart from the rest of the contestants was her consistency.

According to Judith Coffman, one of the judges, some contestants were weak in certain areas, but Marcus was strong all around.

“The Miss UM pageant was such a great experience,” Marcus said. “I was shocked to win because I was just doing the pageant for fun and there was a possibility of some scholarship money.

“Miss UM was so much fun and I met some people that ordinarily I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to meet.”

The audience offered their comments on the pageant.

“The diversity of the people chosen was a good representation of our Miami community,” Courtne Anderson, senior, said.

“The pageant, in my opinion, was well-organized,” Kelly Russo, junior, said. “The talent portion had a large variety of acts ranging from vocals to acting.”

Shauna Pender, Miss Florida 2003, gave her opinion of the pageant.

“I feel there was an excellent selection in terms of the winner and the court runner-ups,” Pender said. “It was a tough competition, and Melissa will really enjoy herself preparing for the Miss Florida competition.”

The grand prize for the winner of Miss UM was a $1,000 academic scholarship, along with other prizes such as a $100 textbook scholarship to the UM Bookstore.

Marcus is excited with the opportunities that Miss UM will present her.

“My platform for the pageant was preventing obesity in children,” Marcus said. “I would really like to go into the schools and teach children and their parents about proper eating and exercising habits.”

Marcus said she would also like to hold a camp in which she can teach children about portion control and how to exercise and cook in a healthy manner.

“For the boys, the sports would include the usual such as football, baseball, basketball and soccer,” Marcus said. “For the girls, I will have gymnastics, baton-twirling and dancing.”

“I’m definitely looking forward to a great, rewarding year,” Marcus said.

Christie Asencio can be contacted at c_asen@hotmail.com.

Rich kids on A.R.E. and the drunken, cool NYC hipsters who love them

Life & Art Bruised Editor

People talk shit, people talk trash, when people talk about me I just have to laugh (or throw their punk ass over a couch). Wordicus.

For some reason, I’ve seen the Weapons perform live more than any band this year. And for “some reason,” I’ve had the best times at their shows – most likely because it’s all rage, no thought, all alcohol, zero downers, all laughter.

Paul Sevigny – why’d you have to go do that, dude? Like, did that article really piss you off that bad? ‘Cause it was more directed at Miami than you, and fuck that, you did ride away from that show at I/O in a white limo this summer – we saw it. So, sue me for “slander,” go ahead.

And that article was punk rock – everything written about A.R.E. Weapons is kiss-kiss-kiss-ass or a diss by Page Six Six Six. All I wanted to establish was middle ground. But there’s no middle ground with the Weapons – it’s all skinny-armed Warriors we’ll-fuck-you-up-bitch! Which is pretty awesome, especially if you’re drunk.

Setting: Plaid in NYC, right after a rousing set by Panthers. Here come the Weapons: Brain, Matt and Paul, all drunk-as-fuck, the former two with hair in their eyes, the latter with a Yankees cap on, black T with cut off sleeves i.e. handmade Beater. Here come those cheesy-cool drum machine beats, Brain’s screaming, Matt’s hitting the bass. Show is hilarious and catchy. Kids are jumping everywhere, there’s barely even a stage – crowd-and-band interaction full-tilt. Paul stumbles into the crowd halfway through a new track to shake hands with friends, as the beat loops like a rock star afterthought.

L&A’s Samantha Riepe (!) is in there taking photos like a soldier. All of a sudden she gets knocked down – I a-m wasted – “Was that Sam(antha)? Holy shit, no way!” She gets picked up by some concerned hipster wastoids, and crawls to me. Pick her up – look at her eyes – “Looney Tunes” – she leans in for a kiss, head spinning. What are you saying? “Get back in there and take some photos babe!” Punk rock shit.

Oh shit! The Weapons go into “Don’t Be Scared,” the best song ever-ever-ever – have you seen that vid on MTV2? Go request that pink-screened low-low budget gem and peep Paul’s fists-in-the-air-back-to-keyboard = awesome!

I’m waving a beer bottle around in the air, singing my smoke-free lungs out, w-a-s-t-e-d. The Weapons get you amped off the anthem(s). ‘Cot damn! Paul’s coming over here to kill me – look at him. Nah, he’s giving me, actually shoving the mike at me, and I’m screaming the hooks, “Don’t be scared, be cool motherfucker, be cool” over-and-over-and-over alongside him. Matt and Brain are falling onto the floor, head banging – absolute madness, beer and water bottles everywhere – it’s going to be that slaughter, “Ahhhhhhhhhhhh.”

After the show: relative anonymity, feeling ballsy, siked, and drunk. Go up to Brain (who’s being hit on by some chick). “You mind if we do a quick photo shoot?” “Cool man, go talk to Paul.” Go up to Matt, “Yo, mind if we do a photo shoot?” “Yeah, cool dude. Talk to Paul at the bar.” Go up to Paul [getting shots at the bar], “Yo Paul, can we do a quick photo shoot?” “Yeah, sure man. Meet me over there.”

As I am ordering beers at the bar, I overhear a flirtatious, “So, where you guys from?” from the stage. Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck, tell me Sam still remembers? “We’re from Miami.” Oh, god, no! “Miami!” My eyes flinch over to the stage, Paul Sevigny is rushing at me with Sam’s camera gripped tight. “Death-by-nice-camera,” I think.

“You motherfucker! It is you! You are fucking dead!” His eyes bulge white. I notice how jacked he is all of a sudden.

“Paul, uhh dude, what the fuck you talking about dude?”

“Why are you wearing that fucking hat! That’s Supreme, those are my boys! [Throws my hat on the floor]. You don’t deserve to wear that hat! You see this camera, I am going to fucking smash it.”

“Dude, what in the fuck? You mean, over that article? Dude, listen, that shit was a joke. You saw me singing to your songs tonight. You gave me the mike!”

“My fucking dad read that article. My dad went to the University of Miami. He read that shit!”

“Listen, man.”

“No. Fuck You! Chloe is a good girl. Chloe pays my mom’s bills!”

“Dude, I didn’t diss your sister.”

“Fuck You!”

[Bumps into me and I go over a couch, land on the floor, staring at the ceiling. Bouncers get antsy and move in.]

“Oh shit. Dude, get away from me!”

[Matt goes over to Paul]: Paul, this isn’t that dude. Look at him.

“Yeah, who does he think I am? Dude, I go to Columbia. I haven’t even been to Miami.”

Matt: See, this isn’t him.

Paul: Oh, shit! I’m sorry dude! Let’s go get some drinks.

“It’s cool. I’m cool, man. I’m glad you’d fuck some dude up who dissed you like that. That’s punk rock!”

[We head for the front door.]

[Matt runs after us.]

Matt: Yo listen, dude, we’re really sorry about all that. Paul thought you were someone else. He wants to take you out on the town, we can get you in.

“Nah, man, I got deadline tomorrow, I’m just going to bounce back to the hotel. Thanks for the offer though.”

[Looks at me closer in the light]

Matt: Wait a second, hotel? You said you went to Columbia. Are you sure you’re not that dude?

“What dude, man? I do go to Columbia. The school is paying for our hotel.”

Matt: Are you sure you’re not that dude with a mustache?

“A mustache? That’s the perfect disguise, right? Nah, that’s not me. I’ll be in touch about those free drinks though.”

A.R.E. Weapons are currently at work on a new album that is not on Rough Trade. Paul Sevigny can be seen spinning at Spa Wednesdays at Spa, 76 E 13th St.

Hunter Stephenson can be reached at Huntlaed@hotmail.com.

New York cooties by-way-of Miami

Life & Art Writer
UM Surfrider Prez

++++++++++ AVENUE D ARE WHORES +++++++++++

“Big booty hoes hop wit it! Hoochie mamas hop wit it!” Cali rappers 2 Live Crew love their asses big and fat, so why not loose and Latin, too?
Debbie and Daphne of the booty tech group Avenue D hail from Miami, where it’s sexy to show lots of skin anywhere from Foot Locker to the DMV.

Put them on a stage in NYC’s once-glorious CBGB, and you can see cans of frijoles negros – or was it babies? – dropping out of their bare, cosmically gigantic asses and clunking on the stage.

Taking the stage in what looked like torn bed sheets, complete with slits to show everyone in Manhattan their surprisingly itsy-bitsy nipples, their parachute-sized panties seemed to catch every bit of wind in the club and flare open, giving view to the 10 planets in perma-orbit around their asses. That’s 20 planets total.

The cellulite on their thighs bounced to the electro beat as the sleazy combo gyrated around stage singing, “SHUT UP AND STICK IT IN,” over and over.

Then they played the very danceable club hit “Do I Look Like a Slut?” as I moved to the back of the club and began to sob quietly while eating pre-packaged astronaut ice cream. “Yes, yes you do.”
No matter, I’d still slurp the cream out of their Moon Pies any day.

++++++ BROKEN SOCIAL SCENE – LIVE AT THE HILTON NY +++++

There’s nothing better than waking up to a really fantastic song playing on your clock radio. Familiar vocals and guitars seep into your mind’s ethereal fantasies, tug at your consciousness and guide you into the morning.

So when Broken Social Scene played a 1 p.m. Saturday in the ballroom of the Hilton New York, everyone turned out to see the Toronto-based indie band for obvious reasons.

Who wouldn’t want BSS’s blend of unhurried, crisp, pleasantly perfect pop music running through their minds as they flipped through records at Epherea on Avenue A, as you’re being helped by UM-alum Egg Foo Young?

I was supposed to get a noon wakeup knock from Lindsay – a dazzling girl from Kansas that I had met on the subway the day before – but she overslept.

Luckily I woke up on the floor at 12: 45 a.m., still fully clothed on my makeshift bed of armchair cushions. I stumble out of the elevator just in time to see the band’s co-founder and frontman Kevin Drew patiently slip into the emotive brilliance found on 2002’s praised sophomore release You Found it in People alonside David Leto of Rye Coalition.

I take it back. The only thing better than waking up to a really perfect song is waking up in NYC to one of the best live shows you’ve seen all year.

Kevin Dean can be reached at Biigdeano@aol.com.

Come In. Why? See.

Life & Art Editor

Be sure to check out the feature that coincides with these photos entitled, “The Kids Aren’t Alright: Jason Nocito gets higher than fire inside the NYC youth photo explosion.”

For more info, visit JasonNocito.com.

The Kids AREN’T Alright

Life & Art Editor

So, there’s this whole youth revolution happening in photography right now. And it’s a given that only our generation is going to get it. There’s a huge generational divide in this country right now. Blame a lot of it on hip hop, ’cause with hip hop came Caucasian self-awareness beyond the nerds, with hip hop came a lot of guilt.

Hip hop culture begat Larry Clark’s Kids, which begat a lot more girls having sex earlier and a lot of white guys slinging weed and drinking earlier in order to gain distance from the sparkly images instilled by their parents and teachers. They wanted to be down too.

The “kids” desired “the real,” as told by them. We knew that drugs are bad. Alcohol is bad. Loud music is bad. We also knew that the mainstream media feeds off of us, lusts for our money, lusts to corner our culture, break down our ideas, mold them and sell them back as products at Urban Outfitters or as data in The Cassandra Report.

We’ve seen so much television to the point where we really haven’t “watched it” in years. Instead, we’ve raged harder in friends’ kitchens past midnight, we’ve raged against the poster-board America given to us, we’ve read more counter-thinkers like Miller, Bukowski, and Thompson earlier than our parents. We’ve become total e-n-e-r-g-y.

We’ve decided that, fuck J-Lo. We are the stars. We are the pure. We are the ones not forced to do pointless interviews all day long and act fake and request more make-up.

Who really has the more interesting lives? Who really is more intriguing and sexier? Who really is taking the risks and ‘fessing up? We are.

At least, we think we are. And upon this realization and self-imposed isolation, certain older members of this youth explosion have begun documenting it to great, almost depressingly great, success with cameras.

This photography operates beyond the rules and restraints commonly instructed at universities. It is, for lack of a better word, punk. It is relatively new – not as directly voyeuristic as Larry Clark’s Tulsa in ’71 – and if there is anything to learn from examples set in urban society – it’s that formality gets you nowhere and new ideas get you everywhere.

These images burn and caress with the passion of learning and being drunk before your liver calls you eternally to the shitter. We don’t care if you like it. We don’t care if you like what we write abot it. Yeah, that was a spelling-error. Oops. All “dat.”

Let’s drink and smoke (outside in NYC) and chat on beds and listen and read constantly until we die in our early 50s. This world is not going to get better, unless by better you mean Gattaca. Unless, by better you mean your kid will make it better, but that’s too far off right now and you’re ruining the buzz, so stop.

Perhaps, what makes this photography that much more substantial is that we can start to differentiate the movers-and-shakers involved in its come-to-being. Terry Richardson, 37, is the oldest of the bunch, if he’s of this bunch at all. He is infamous for fucking his subjects anally and massaging the results gently with a point-and-shoot (not always in this order, I assume). Jesus Christ.

Then there is Ryan McGinley, 25, who has used some boyish looks and profound talent to squeeze his way into the whole am-I-straight-or-gay-kiss-wink Art World of New York City by taking photos of friends, ones that seem like he’s peering through eighteen foggy and old television tubes of detachment. Good stuff.

There are other notables of course and certainly more on the way, but let’s skip ahead to 30-year-old Jason Nocito, an alumni of Parsons, whose work graces the cover of this month’s Fader magazine and has also appeared in VICE, Nylon and Dazed & Confused within the last year.

Nocito’s appeal arrives from his equally intimate, yet slightly more masculine eye when compared to those of his peers – he’s a little old school Rolling Stone.

To get personal, he reminds me of my aunt’s ex-ex-boyfriend, who used to help babysit my lil’ bro and me, who used to kick our scrawny asses in any NES game we rented for the weekend with casual authority. We’d watch him watch hard rock videos on MTV in awe, learning a lot about the essence of badass cool before mom pulled into the drive-way past midnight.

Notice that there is less shock treatment present in Nocito’s photos than in McGinley’s, less bleached-out pretense, more maturity. Nocito lets us know that this stuff isn’t kid’s play, he’s been shooting for roughly 13 years, but he’s not close to ceasing on the fun-for-life spirit. There’s a future there and here, no matter how short and sweet. He is living proof of the real deal, of security in this lifestyle – well, the scant amount you want in it before it’s lazy contradiction.

On October 23, Jason Nocito had his first photo exhibit at Bronwyn Keenan Gallery, 3 Crosby Street, in New York City complete with coolers of free Budweiser.

L&A: So, explain to the readers, what’s the best thing about being around for three decades?

JN: Being thirty. It feels…fucking great. It feels better than 29 did. My 20s and my teens were such a nightmare for me, it was tough, but it’s like that for most – bad relationships. I grew up in New York City and Long Island; my parents were never married. Which was cool because I got to see a lot of hardcore shows like Youth of Today; the only saving grace was music and then I fell into taking photos when I was 15. I stole a camera from my brother. I don’t know how I got into Parsons. Then when I got out of college, I just lived in the city, played music (guitar) in a really bad band, we did some demos for Warner Bros, took photos. Hanging out in the city, getting fucked up, no direction, wasting time. I was never into magazines; I’d take photos and put them under my bed. I felt like such a fucking loser my whole life.

L&A: Does Joe Icarus [of the Icarus Line] remember taking the cover photo for this month’s Fader?

JN: I don’t know. [laughs] Both of us were tweaked out of our minds. That was a fucking great trip [on tour]. The photos of Joe were a little evil, yeah, but those guys, we didn’t know each other at all. They were staying at Gideon Yago’s house, who’s a character man, he actually knows his shit. They thought I was just some fucking yazoo taking photos of them, like I was trying to suck their dicks. After the second day, they were just like, “Oh, he’s a fuck up, he’s like us.” Those photos are the way that I saw everything. The cover one of Joe (see right), we were backstage, and I had just done a line. I could barely talk and I took two photos of him against the wall. That was it. And those photos weren’t even for the Fader. I had pitched them a story six months earlier about the Icarus Line; and they were, “Meh, they’re not trendy enough.” The Fader doesn’t give a fuck about the Icarus Line. They’re just staying afresh.

L&A: Would you agree with some academic critics that what you do is basically take photos of drunken and attractive young people?

JN: I definitely have a lot of pictures of ugly people. [laughs] But in a way, yeah, maybe these are attractive people and maybe that’s why I’m photographing them. I’m attracted to them. I’m never like, “Okay, this is what I’m photographing today.” I don’t have projects. I am going to go photo ten photos of snow cones. No. And it’s not even about the drinking as much as being on the edge – feeling emotionally unstable. It has nothing to do with the alcohol and everything to do with feeling like you’re losing your mind.

L&A: Do you feel that’s a part of our generation and that might be why your photos are gaining exposure?

JN: I think so. I think everyone is trying to shut off these days. Yeah, shit ain’t right these days. I feel that the more that I do, as far as being honest with my photos, is all I can do. That makes me happy and that’s most important: to be happier than I’ve been recently.

L&A: Do you feel that your work, your view is different from photographers and friends like Tim Barber and Ryan McGinley?

JN: I have a different view from them, totally. My shit is way more sleazy, not sleazy, more raw – more “dude-esque.” [laughs] I don’t shoot a lot of girls. When I do, they look like guys. [laughs] It’s not at all homoerotic. I don’t photograph them like I want to fuck them; I photograph them like I’m photographing myself. Ryan is great, but we definitely have two entirely different points of view. There’s hasn’t been a lot of straight stuff, especially out of New York. A shot this family in Long Island, really weird, fucked up people drinking wine (see below). I lived with them. Those guys shoot more beautiful people. And Terry [Richardson], that guy is just a fucking genius.

L&A: One of the photos in the exhibit that simply tripped me out was the one of “Muzzy.” (below) What’s the deal with that guy and what was he on? It reminds me of The Shining – all entrances, exits, puffing crazy eyes.

JN: Muzzy is the coolest dude. He’s a brother of a friend. I have no idea what he’s on. [laughs] We were just fucked up. That photo…I want to do an entire show like that, with that kind of energy. The people don’t have to be fucked up, but they need to look like they’re going to explode. Like that photo of me where I’m jumping into a bed and I look like I’m going to break in half -like that. The photo of Muzzy was taken at my friend Kenneth [Cappello]’s house. Kenneth’s a little fashion pussy now, always in Paris taking photos of models. [laughs]

L&A: Gangster. You and Kenneth took photos of each other for the recent Fader with Outkast on the cover. (see right) Is it different taking photos of another photographer – is the message desired easier to capture, especially when it’s, “We drink a lot?”

JN: Not really, but that night at his house was crazy. By the end of the night we were just getting wasted with these two models. I have photos from that night with him just getting down with these two models who were just ridiculous – ridiculous. He ain’t got no game, but the girls love him, they just love his fucking baby-face. That night when I took that photo in the deli might’ve been one of the most drunk nights ever. He got pile-drived into the cement by my friend and he was spilling stuff all over his shirt. I ended up at some girl’s house. She screamed the next morning, wondering who I was. [laughs]

For more info and more photos, visit JasonNocito.com. The newest Fader with Nocito’s photo of Joe Icarus on the cover can currently be found in the UM bookstore.

Hunter Stephenson can be reached at Huntlaed@hotmail.com.

For examples of Jason Nocito’s work: read the L&A article entitled, “Come In. Why? See” in this edition.

L&A takes *another* bite out of the Big Apple

Life & Art Editor

Last year at this time, a cab driver named Ho Phat was taking us to the Hilton New York to experience whatever awaited us within the confines of the CMJ Music Marathon 2002. It was brinking on Halloween. Things all-around were a little darker, there seemed to be more devils, real and costumed, on the subways, which rattled unfamiliar-like like the school bus in A Nightmare On Elm Street Part 2.

Now, we were all a little older, more caught up in the music than ever, brinking on graduation, more social. Dreams and reality seemed closer together, blending in happiness. To icing it off, the Marlins were looking to take the Yankees in the World Series, which made the wind-chill that much more bittersweet.

Not that this four day trip wouldn’t be bananas and filled with endless shots, make out sessions, severe hangovers, pizza pies, hoodies, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, rap, strangers, pitchers, cabs, metro cards, and glorious band encounters.

Upon getting into the first elevator at the hotel is when I think we overheard fellow CMJ-ers saying that Elliot Smith had stabbed himself in the chest until the life had leaked from his body and tormented mind. No, this trip would definitely overtake the last one: we immediately copped 40ozs and blasted the Rapture and the Stills into oblivion to make damn sure of it.

WED: Off to see the Natural History in Brooklyn at SouthPaw, a trio of NYC residents that cooked up a wonderful EP stacked with hot tracks last year on BK label Startime International (pre-Northern State, mind you haters), before buttering it up with an entire LP this summer. It was all rolling stone heartfelt boogie, resonating lyrics and a nice kickoff, even though Brooklyn turned into a neverending abyss of blurred walking and mumbling afterwards. Damn people. Keep a pace. Three more days.

THURS: Walking down a street the next day in SoHo, some bearded passerby wearing a “Fuck Barry Bonds” T-shirt and sunglasses and shorts growls “Real men wear shorts,” with a fist clinched in Kevin’s face like Dick Nixon. What? Everywhere we walk, Kevin’s body is being swallowed by two story Will Ferrells dressed up like Elf. Wheat pasted posters for the release of Echoes are everywhere.

Every kid is reading the latest free copy of VICE. Every other person is reading. There is text all over the sidewalks: The Village Voice, the Post’s World Series coverage (“Do or Die”), infinite ‘zines. Visit Supreme, 274 LaFayette St., cop that new hat(s) with chain print, visit the VICE store, 252 Lafayette St., cop a free mag and a flyer ’cause that shit is expensive, son!

It’s on to the Jason Nocito and Kai Regan photo exhibit at Bronwyn Keenan Gallery, 3 Crosby Street, to chat with the former (see page 12) and chug free Buds. The door is metal and all black. It is freezing. The elevator holds seven people max, like hipster Clue. Cool parents are pushing their babies in cute strollers around cool hipsters and observing the eye-popping prints. The Clash is playing.

It’s on to the addVICE barbeque at the 169 Bar, 169 E Broadway, where the super cool Nadine G

Hurricanes shocked by Hokies

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The Hurricanes watched their 39-game regular season winning streak and Sugar Bowl chances vanish into thin air as Virginia Tech routed the ‘Canes 31-7 on Saturday night.

Miami (7-1, 3-1), who fell to No. 7 in the coaches’ poll, could not overcome a dropped pass in the end zone by Kevin Everett and two Brock Berlin interceptions as the Hokies (7-1, 3-1) built up a 31-0 lead that stood until Jason Geathers caught a 10-yard touchdown pass from Derrick Crudup with 7:53 left in the fourth quarter.

Heisman candidate Kevin Jones rushed for 124 yards and a touchdown on 26 carries for the Hokies. The tandem of Bryan Randall and Marcus Vick combined to go only two-for-six for 44 yards, but Vick was able to find Ernest Wilford for a 46-yard touchdown late in the third quarter.

The two quarterbacks did their damage on the ground, with Vick gaining 23 yards on six carries, picking up crucial first downs throughout the game, and Randall rushing for 15 yards on five carries.

Junior quarterback Brock Berlin struggled mightily, going 16-for-25 for 164 yards and two interceptions before being pulled for Crudup in the third quarter. Crudup completed 13 of 21 passes for 97 yards, one touchdown and one interception, and rushed for 38 yards on six attempts.

Jarrett Payton gained 69 yards on 18 carries, but was unable to find the end zone. Ryan Moore led all receivers with seven catches for 101 yards, and Kellen Winslow had eight receptions for 48 yards.

The game started with a strong defensive showing from both teams, as neither squad was able to find the end zone in the first quarter. Virginia Tech was driving deep into UM territory but Brandon Meriweather picked off Randall’s third down pass, giving the Hurricanes the ball back.

The game remained a scoreless tie until early in the second quarter when the ‘Canes made their first significant blunder of the day. Roscoe Parrish coughed up the ball on a reverse and DeAngelo Hall returned the fumble for a 28-yard touchdown and a 7-0 Virginia Tech advantage.

The Hurricanes blew a golden opportunity to tie the game on a fake field goal attempt. Matt Carter threw a long pass to a wide-open Everett in the end zone, but the junior tight end could not hold onto the ball, giving the Hokies the ball back with good field position.

“We’d like to think it would be a different football game [if Everett had caught the ball],” Head Coach Larry Coker said after the game. “It was a good call. It was just a drop. Those are things in a game like this you just can’t have.”

The Hokies added a 39-yard Carter Warley field goal at the end of the second quarter to make the score 10-0 at the half.

The third quarter may go down as the worst 15 minutes in the history of Hurricane football, as the Hokies scored three touchdowns off of two interceptions to open up an insurmountable lead.

The ‘Canes were driving into Hokies territory when Berlin hurried a pass that was picked off by Eric Green, who ran down the sidelines unmolested for a 51-yard touchdown and a 17-0 lead.

The Hurricanes could not take advantage of a Thomas Carroll fumble recovery as Berlin was picked off on the ensuing play by Michael Crawford. Crawford’s 44-yard return set up a two-yard touchdown run by Jones.

“I was actually trying to get it out of bounds,” Berlin told ESPN.

Virginia Tech’s defense held the ‘Canes once again and needed just five offensive plays to blow the game open. Vick found Wilford for a 46-yard touchdown with 34 seconds left in the third quarter and the rout was on.

After Crudup’s touchdown pass put the Hurricanes on the scoreboard, the team had another chance to make the game respectable, driving deep into Hokies territory. Crudup was picked off in the end zone by Vincent Fuller, however, and Virginia Tech was able to start celebrating with the 65,115 fans in attendance.

In addition to snapping the ‘Canes’ 39-game regular season winning streak, the loss also put an end to UM’s 27-game Big East winning streak. The loss was only the second of Coker’s head coaching career with the Hurricanes.

All may not be lost for the ‘Canes, who now trail Pittsburgh by a game in the Big East Championship race. The team will get its chance against the Panthers on November 29.

The Hurricanes will have an opportunity to rebound against Tennessee this Saturday at the Orange Bowl.

Eric Kalis can be reached at elk777bc@hotmail.com.

REPORT CARD

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Offense: Scoring only seven points in a must-win game is inexcusable for a team as good as Miami, and the unit struggled in every offensive aspect of the game, especially passing.
Grade: D

Quarterback: Berlin had his worst game as a Hurricane, throwing two costly interceptions before being pulled for Derrick Crudup in the third quarter. Crudup was able to throw for a touchdown in the fourth quarter and gained 38 yards rushing, but an interception in the end zone hurt his overall performance.
Grade: D+

Running Back: Jarrett Payton had a decent game with 69 yards on 18 carries, but never got into the end zone. None of the running backs were able to break open any big runs for the Hurricanes, and Payton’s pass blocking was suspect.
Grade: C-

Wide Receivers: Ryan Moore was one of the few bright spots for the Hurricanes, catching seven passes for 101 yards. Kellen Winslow had eight receptions but only gained 48 yards. Roscoe Parrish’s fumble led to the Hokies’ first score.
Grade: C

Offensive Line: This was clearly the o-line’s worst performance of the season. Both quarterbacks were pressured more than they had been all year, and Berlin threw both of his interceptions under tremendous pressure.
Grade: D

Defense: The defensive unit did not have a horrible game despite the score. Two of Tech’s touchdowns were defensive, and a third was set up by an interception return. The unit did not have anything to be proud about, however.
Grade: C+

Defensive Line: The d-line was ineffective, as Kevin Jones was able to run up the middle without hesitation, gaining 124 yards on 26 carries. The line was unable to contain Marcus Vick, who ran around the ends for first downs on several occasions. Thomas Carroll’s fumble recovery could have been a big play for the Hurricanes, however.
Grade: C-

Linebackers: Jon Vilma and D.J. Williams had solid games, but neither made any substantial plays for the Hurricanes. Darrell McClover caused Vick’s only fumble and applied constant pressure.
Grade: B-

Secondary: It is hard to complain about the secondary when the Hokies only complete two passes the entire game, but Vick’s touchdown pass was unacceptable and the ‘Canes’ top playmaker, Sean Taylor, was a non-factor.
Grade: B

Special Teams: The fake field goal was a good idea, but it didn’t work out. Brian Monroe shanked several punts, giving the Hokies favorable field position, and a field goal attempt was blocked.
Grade: C-

Miami fans need better perspective after defeat

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Despite the obvious fact that Miami may have ruined its chances for a third consecutive trip to the national title game, why does Saturday’s 31-7 loss at Virginia Tech hurt so much for Hurricane fans?

Is it the fact that the ‘Canes were humiliated on national television’s “Survival Saturday?” Is it because quarterback Brock Berlin basically gave the Hokies 21 points that easily could have been avoided? Or how about Kevin Everett’s dropped touchdown on a fake field goal?

Nah, I don’t buy any of these. Granted, all of them are huge factors leading to the stinging pain that Hurricane fans still feel days, if not years (see Washington, ’00) after the defeat. However, there is one reason why it hurts so badly. Miami fans are spoiled. They have become so accustomed to winning that even when the threat of a loss comes their way, the ‘Canes will or at least used to always find some way to win the game.

The only time the Hurricanes have lost in Larry Coker’s tenure prior to Saturday was, according to many, due to the fault of Big XII official Terry Porter’s phantom pass interference call in last year’s Fiesta Bowl loss to Ohio State. What the spoiled fans failed to realize last January was the fact that Miami played poor enough in Tempe to put themselves in a position to lose on a blown call to the Buckeyes.

But let’s get back to the present.

Virginia Tech handed it to the ‘Canes on Saturday and this time there was no chance for the typical Hurricane late heroics. Winning is expected no matter what the circumstances are. Despite the cockiness that Miami players and fans have displayed over the past couple of seasons, the Hokies still managed to put a halt to UM’s 39-game regular season winning streak, its 27-game winning streak in the Big East, and likely its hope for a third straight championship game appearance.

My point is proven by a conversation I had with a fellow die-hard ‘Cane fan and media member immediately after the loss on Saturday. All we could talk about was how our New Year’s trip to New Orleans for the Sugar Bowl is now ruined and that we will have to wait and see what city we will travel to for the postseason. Wow, if this does not prove that the expectations at this school have become way too high, I don’t know what does.

On paper, the ‘Canes entered the season with high hopes even though they lost Ken Dorsey, Willis McGahee, Andre Johnson, Jerome McDougle, and Andrew Williams, to name a few. However, fans knew that winning would not come as easy this year, yet, I know they still expected to go undefeated due to how high the expectations have escalated. Down 23 points earlier this season to Florida, Brock Berlin fed fans with expectations by leading an amazing comeback to give Miami a 38-33 victory. The win proved to UM fans that no matter what obstacles may come, the Hurricanes just couldn’t lose. This perceived invincibility was proven once again four weeks ago, when Kellen Winslow’s leaping fourth down catch saved the drive and game for the ‘Canes against West Virginia. Although we should just look at this season, Miami fans can’t forget the Mike Rumph/Matt Walters/Ed Reed interception return at Boston College two seasons ago that saved their 2001 championship run. That game was the beginning of what has made Saturday’s defeat hurt so much.

What has happened this season simply proves that Miami is a very good football team, but probably not championship caliber. And this should be ok. We Hurricane fans are like rich kids who have always gotten whatever we wanted but have to grow up and realize that things don’t always go our way.

Well now we ‘Canes fans are like other college football fans all across the nation. We must rally behind our team to help them finish the season strong. An 11-1 record with a new quarterback, running back, offensive and defensive lines, punter, and kicker is a great accomplishment in my eyes. And with a little help from other teams, the Hurricanes still have a fighting chance to go to New Orleans. Miami fans must fight through the pain and support their team starting this Saturday against Rocky Top Tennessee.

You can reach Brian Poliakoff at b.poliakoff@umiami.edu.