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ART REVIEW

Looking into the eternal images of Russell Crotty’s paper and acrylic globes at the Miami Art Museum is a humbling experience. The detailed pen and watercolor drawings of cosmos over southern California stretched over 3D spheres reminds us of how truly small we and our problems really are.

The exhibit consists of nine globes varying in size from 8 to 46 inches with an additional globe, commissioned by the museum, of the night sky over the Everglades. The larger pieces have both poetry and prose (mainly from travel magazines) written on them as well as a view of the southern California tree line. Smaller pieces consisted of only stars with the exception of passing meteors on one.

It’s easy to over think this exhibit as the infinite white specks covering the blue and black spheres invite contemplation. However, still speculating possible meanings about the exhibit almost a week later is a bit obsessive. For instance, I doubt that Crotty – an astronomer who has worked in collaboration with NASA – chose to have an equal number of globes as planets in our solar system as merely a coincidence. I also don’t think that the amalgamate of poetry and travel writing adorning the terrestrial landscape was accidental either, but I’m unsure of his message.

However, a minor problem with this show is that physically, there isn’t much to it. The space housing the showcase is small with stark white walls; only one lonely placard describing the size and materials of the spheres hangs by the entrance.

Overall though, the show is quite compelling and thought-provoking, despite its small size and lack of information, both posted and printed. While it’s easy to feel cheated coming out of this exhibit, it isn’t something seen everyday.

Miami Art Museum is located at 101 West Flagler St., directly across from the Metrorail government station. General admission is $5 and students with a valid ‘Cane Card can come in free. The exhibit runs through June 27.

Jonathan Twiggar can be contacted at j.twiggar@umiami.edu.

RESTAURANT REVIEW A hidden slice of Little Italy in Miami

Hands down, the most colorful restaurant in Miami, Randazzo’s Italian Restaurant stands proud and loudly proclaims to be one of the best. Located right by Miracle Mile, this charismatic little spot embodies all that is the Little Italy culture of Chicago. Randazzo’s is all about attitude and details and the owner creates an atmosphere fitting of his Little Italy upbringing. Walking into the restaurant is like walking into Marc Randazzo’s (owner and chef) home, with traditional photographs of his huge Italian family eating dinner at the table and pictures of his glory days as a professional boxer. The d

CD REVIEWS HOMME PUTS ASIDE QUEENS for eagles and delivers

Do not let the name fool you! Hardly containing a death metal sound, Eagles of Death Metal are just good old fashion rock and roll. Peace Love Death Metal is a party rock album all about drinking and fucking, with a message and twang that reminds the listener of Guns and Roses, New York Dolls, early Replacements, and Aerosmith circa 1975’s Toys In the Attic, one of the most decadent albums ever released, when they were drugged up and cool. Led by Jesse “The Devil” Hughes on guitars and vocals, he is backed up by Carlo Von Sexron on the drums, aka Josh Homme. This side project of Homme was born out of the collaboration with Hughes on 1998’s Desert Session Compilation 4. The recent troubles in the Queens of the Stone Age, with Nick Oliveri leaving the band, have allowed Homme to let this take center stage for the time being. EODM seems to be the perfect place for Homme to blow off some steam, showing his carefree nature, and proving how he is one of the most innovative and productive musicians in mainstream music.

Starting off with “I Only Want You,” a hopped up declaration of causal sex, Jesse sings, “I’m not really interested in what’s your heart / I never really leave I just slip away.” As civilization crumbles around us, what better statement that we are still alive then embracing a Dionysian hedonistic lifestyle. Lending to a bluesy sound at times, Hughes and Sexron harkens back to a aforementioned ’70s Aerosmith as well as Rolling Stones of “Some Girls” and “Exile on Main Street” period, with “San Berdoo Sunburn,” “Midnight Creeper” and “Wastin’ My Time.”

“English Girl” starts with one of the many catchy guitar riffs of Hughes as Sexron keeps the beat quick and light, as they shout to the listener to, “Keep dancing.” Another standout track here is “Already Died,” with Oliveri on bass, Jesse sings hauntingly of accepting an end to a relationship, “No…I don’t hold a grudge. It’s just hard for me.” The rest of the album is simply plain rock, preaching the idea that music can be fun and rowdy, such as the cover of Stealers Wheel “Stuck In The Middle With You.”

Unfortunately the production value here is a bit disappointing with the album sounding like a collection of demo tapes, filled with false starts and air breaks in between them discussing the tracks. At times the songs do lend towards the rough cut approach, however a bit more effort on the mixing boards could have really made this a tighter piece.

Ross Whitsett can be contacted at r.whitsett@umiami.edu.

KEVIN SMITH gets sentimental about Jersey Girl

Kevin Smith startled his fans a few years ago when he announced that his sixth film would be a romantic comedy void of stoner icons Jay and Silent Bob and lacking the witty monologues that made him famous. The writer/director of indie favorites Clerks and Chasing Amy wrote to fans on his website that Jersey Girl was based on his experiences as a father and that this would be his most personal film to date.

Smith’s Internet fan base is massive, due largely to his active involvement in the message board on his website, viewaskew.com, which he reads and posts on regularly. Some fans revolted, having expected a long-awaited sequel to Clerks as Smith’s next film, or a revival of the barely seen Clerks TV show. Others welcomed a departure from the interconnected films of Smith’s career to date. Smith, who most non-film geeks know as Silent Bob, has admitted that he lost fans by making Jersey Girl, but he should gain some respect as well, ironically from the same filmgoers that have hated him since the super-vulgar Clerks came out in 1994.

Jersey Girl, Smith’s first PG-13 rated film, is basically a date flick for 20-somethings or for the parents of Smith’s usual fans. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back was aimed at an older teen audience, while Jersey Girl deals with family issues and the love between a father and daughter. As Smith puts it, he needed to make this film as a break from the dirty joke formula that has driven his career.

“After five movies, I was burned out. I didn’t know how else to say fuck.”

Smith stopped in Miami as part of a lengthy press tour, and spoke with a group of college reporters in his hotel suite about Jersey Girl, J.Lo, Jason Mewes, his family life, and a random assortment of personal and public issues. The interview quickly turned to religion, a hot topic for Smith, whose fourth film Dogma was heavily protested by Catholic groups. Smith was raised Catholic and had yet to see the much-debated The Passion of the Christ, but gave his thoughts on what was wrong with modern Catholicism in the monologue-driven style of some of his characters.

“The toughest thing to believe is the resurrection,” he said. “That’s where you lose people. It’s easy to keep people around when Jesus was just sounding like Gandhi or Martin Luther King. But when you’re like, ‘Then he died and rose from the dead three days later,’ they’re like, ‘Get the fuck out of here! What else did he do? What did him and Santa and the Easter Bunny do?”

Smith kept the interview light, even when one of the reporters admitted to seriously hating Jersey Girl. He joked with her about not being mature enough to understand it and even called her a “cold bitch” after she knocked the acting ability of the film’s loveable young star. Smith sets himself up so well with self-deprecating humor that he can get away with something like that, a long argument with a teenage girl that culminates with him calling her a bitch.

After some questions about comic books and his filmmaking career, Smith touched on his expectations for Jersey Girl in theaters.

“I knew going in that there were some people that weren’t going to come along. You know, the hardcore fans will. But the people that really loved Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the 13 and 14 year olds, they’re not going to come see this picture. What is there for them to identify with?”

Critics of this film are labeling it as overly-sentimental and clich

Football commences preparations for next season

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Quarterback Brock Berlin can enjoy the fact that he finally has some job security – for the time being.

At the football team’s first spring practice Tuesday at the Greentree Practice Fields, Head Coach Larry Coker said that Berlin was the starter, but if either Derrick Crudup, Kyle Wright, or Kirby Freeman have a spectacular spring, they could play their way into the main signal-calling role.

“The players know that I don’t care who the starters are,” Coker said. “All I want is the best players that can help the team win in key positions.”

Coker said that he was impressed with all four quarterbacks and already sees improvements in Berlin’s leadership abilities.

“Brock wants to be the leader of this football team,” Coker said. “He looks extremely confident out there and is really trying to get better and make the team better.”

If Berlin slips up this spring, Wright, a red-shirt freshman, could emerge as the starter. The 6’5″ quarterback from Danville, Calif. has put on 15 pounds and attracted a crowd of local reporters as he was leaving the practice field.

Wright said that his main goals are to continually improve and enjoy working with his teammates.

“I can’t control what my role is going to be this year,” he said. “That is up to the coaches. I just want to try to make the offense better when I am out there. Not playing will just give me more incentive to work harder.”

With Tyrone Moss recovering from an illness, Quad Hill got a chance to work as a tailback with the first team.

“Quad got a long look today, but you have to keep in mind that Tyrone was sick,” Coker said. “We are trying to develop leaders on the team.”

Coker said that some of the older players on the team, like Orien Harris, Chris Myers, and Antrel Rolle, have shown poise and maturity during the off-season.

Junior defensive end Javon Nanton impressed the coaching staff with his growing confidence and athleticism. Nanton was used as a situational pass rusher last season, and could have a chance to start in the fall.

The most cohesive unit on the squad may be the offensive line, which was criticized last year for allowing Berlin to be pressured too quickly. Junior Eric Winston said that the group is much improved and very close-knit.

“We are definitely getting stronger as a unit,” Winston said. “We have our nucleus returning with Joel [Rodriguez], Chris [Myers] and myself, and we are trying to spend a lot of time with the younger linemen to make them feel like a part of the group.”

Coker was quick to remind everyone that it is difficult to make any judgments at the beginning of spring practice.

“It’s hard to tell anything when the players aren’t in pads yet,” Coker said. “These guys realize that we are not a good football team yet, and we have a long way to go before we become one.”

Notes from Tuesday’s practice: Former Hurricane great Bernie Kosar was in attendance, giving advice to Berlin and the other quarterbacks…Draft hopefuls Kellen Winslow, Maurice Sikes, Kevin Beard, Jason Geathers, and Al Marshall all stopped by. Sikes was wearing a Merton Hanks San Francisco 49ers jersey and brought his puppy with him…Despite windy conditions, all four quarterbacks looked strong in the accuracy drill…There were no injuries reported after practice.

Men’s tennis team looks to shock Fighting Illini tonight

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There is one common phrase being tossed around the Neil Schiff Tennis Center this week: “Stop the Streak.”

The rallying cry refers to the No. 1 Illinois men’s tennis team which, entering Tuesday’s match against the Florida Gators, had won 47 straight times.

As for the Hurricanes, they are currently No. 31 in the country with a record of 11-3 and are on a two-match winning streak after defeating Wisconsin and Georgia Southern last weekend.

Miami started the season 9-0, but lost its first match of the season in a heartbreaker to rival Florida State. The team also did not fare well on a road trip to Texas A&M and Texas Christian during spring break. Freshman phenom Josh Cohen missed all three matches that the team lost.

“It was a tough week for us in Texas with us shorthanded,” Head Coach Bryan Getz said. “But we reacted well once we knew we had our whole team healthy again.”

The team bounced back nicely at the friendly compounds in Coral Gables last Friday, as they went out and defeated Wisconsin 6-1. Miami took the early doubles point and never looked back, winning five of the six singles matches. Returning to action, Cohen won easily at first singles 6-1, 6-1.

The Hurricanes also took care of business Saturday against the Georgia Southern Eagles. The team took all of the doubles and singles matches, cruising to a 7-0 victory.

Tim Krebs clinched the win for Miami at the No. 3 spot, winning in straight sets 6-2, 6-4. John Hoyes dominated his opponent 6-0, 6-1 at the fourth singles position. The ‘Canes needed no extra sets to down the Eagles as every player won in straight sets.

Now the Hurricanes will take on a Fighting Illini team that has been No.1 in the country all season long. The last time Illinois had an L next to its name was May 19, 2002, against USC in the Elite Eight at the NCAA Tournament. Getz thinks that Miami may have what it takes to end the streak.

“We’re not going to do anything differently to prepare for them,” Getz said. “Our guys know what’s at stake, and they know that we have a great opportunity. We know that no one is unbeatable, but we’re very confident in our abilities.”

The Hurricanes will then travel to ACC territory, as they will face four future conference foes in a row on the road. Getz has his team thinking about those four match-ups in an interesting context.

“We’re modeling those two weekends as an ACC tournament,” Getz said. “We’ll be playing four rounds [matches] and we’ll treat it like that. It will be a tough end to the season, but it will get us ready for the Big East tournament.”

End of road for Hurricanes

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The women’s basketball team’s highly successful season came to a disappointing end with an 86-85 upset loss to Maryland at the Pete Maravich Assembly Center in Baton Rouge, La. in the first round of the NCAA Tournament.

Down by three with one second left, Yalonda McCormick passed up a potentially game-tying three-point opportunity by passing the ball to Shaquana Wilkins, who scored a two-point jumper with .4 seconds left, failing to leave the Hurricanes enough time for another possession.

Delvona Oliver and Chrystal Washington each scored 22 points to lead the Terrapins (No. 12 in the West Region). Maryland (18-12) will meet Louisiana State in the second round, while the ‘Canes will return to Coral Gables with a 22-7 record.

The Hurricanes jumped out to an early nine-point lead with 5:50 left in the first half when forward Chanivia Broussard hurt her right knee in a pileup under the basket. She sat out the rest of the half, as Maryland ended the period on a 15-5 run to take a 38-37 lead.

Broussard returned for the second half wearing a knee brace, finishing with 22 points and 11 rebounds. Wilkins added 17 points and 10 rebounds, McCormick totaled 16 points and Melissa Knight had 14 for the ‘Canes. Tamara James, the Hurricanes’ leading scorer, was held to 15 points, thanks to relentless defensive pressure from the Terrapins.

“This was a very hard-fought game,” Head Coach Ferne Labati told the Miami Herald. “We got out to a great start and I felt we were really clicking and then Chanivia went down.”

Maryland shot 58 percent from the field while Miami connected on 50 percent of its field goal attempts. The Hurricanes out-rebounded the Terrapins 35-30.

The ‘Canes’ only lead of the second half was a 52-50 edge with 13:29 left in the game. James tied the score at 79 with a three-pointer with 1:29 remaining, but Oliver followed with a lay-up to put the Terps back in front for good.

Both teams struggled mightily at the foul line, as the Hurricanes only connected on 13 of 22 attempts and the Terrapins went 18-of-29. Maryland made free throws when it counted, however, hitting five out of seven in the final 50 seconds.

The loss marked the end of Broussard’s and Wilkins’ University of Miami careers. Starters James, McCormick, and Knight will be returning to lead the Hurricanes next season.

The ‘Canes were eliminated in the opening round of the NCAA Tournament for the second straight season.

Hurricanes host Penn State for weekend series

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The baseball team faces its second Big Ten opponent of the season when it battles the Penn State Nittany Lions this weekend.

The last time Miami fans saw the Nittany Lions was on the football field, when the Hurricanes shellacked Penn State 33-7 in 2001.

Miami is ranked fifth in the nation and has had success as of late. The hitting has been consistent all season, but starting pitching has been a concern for the coaching staff. Lately, Dan Touchet and Cesar Carrillo have provided some stability at the top of the rotation.

“They will only get stronger,” Head Coach Jim Morris said. “Touchet has stepped into that Friday night role and that’s not easy because the Friday night pitcher is expected to win every time they go out and pitch. At least that’s what I expect.”

The Hurricanes earned themselves a sweep of Illinois-Chicago this past weekend and split with South Florida in a midweek series in Tampa Bay. The ‘Canes had won 11 games in a row before the loss on March 16.

“I am pleased with the way we are playing,” Morris said. “Our rotation is coming around, but we can’t get too satisfied because everyday is a new day.”

Penn State enters the series with an 8-6 record and is riding a three-game winning streak. It swept Richmond in a two game series and then defeated Bucknell on Tuesday. Its last loss was a 10-1 defeat at the hands of Arizona.

For the ‘Canes to beat Penn State, they need to continue getting production from guys like Jon Jay, who leads the team in average.

“Jay is playing really well,” Morris said. “You don’t expect a freshman to be hitting .400 but he is doing things to help us win games.”

This is an important series for the Hurricanes because the team has a very tough April in front of them.

“We are an independent, so the games this weekend are important,” Morris said. “If we lose to Penn State, it hurts us more from an RPI standpoint than losing to Florida State.”

The ‘Canes hit the road for six straight games starting in Georgia Tech the first weekend of April, and then they travel to Tallahassee to face the Seminoles. After that, the Seminoles come to Coral Gables for a three game series. The Hurricanes close out the month with ACC’s Virginia and then meet Coastal Carolina on April 30. With big games looming, the Nittany Lions are a team the Hurricanes could easily overlook.

“You can never look past an opponent,” Carrillo said. “This is a tougher series than Florida State or Georgia Tech because you know you’ll be ready to play them. Games like the ones this weekend make or break your season.”

LAST STRIKE,HE’S OUT!

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By Jorge Arauz and Darren Grossman

The baseball team will be without pitcher Shawn Valdes-Fauli for the rest of the season, after his recent suspension for violating a team rule for the second time this year.

Valdes-Fauli’s parents, Vivian and Carlos, are extremely upset at Head Coach Jim Morris’ decision to suspend their son.

“We’re very devastated – one minute we’re being told how great and hard working our son is, the next minute, he’s being suspended,” they said. “We don’t want to cause too much with this whole thing, but we want people to realize what actually happened.”

According to both parents, Valdes-Fauli was suspended because he missed a few classes and a breakfast in Tampa and was late to a run – violations that neither parent believes justify a suspension.

Both Carlos and Vivian want one thing to be clear: that each player be treated fairly and with equal consequences.

“All we ask is that rules are applied evenly and that Shawn receive the same treatment as other players who have committed more serious offences and larger crimes,” they said.

Morris released the following statement in response to the suspension:

“Shawn Valdes-Fauli has been suspended from the team for the remainder of the season as a result of a team rule violation. Although none of the violations are of a serious nature, they do require the proper disciplinary actions,” he said. “Shawn could be eligible for reinstatement next season.”

Valdes-Fauli was having a solid season for the Hurricanes. In six appearances, he was 3-0 with a 3.86 ERA. In seven innings of work, he gave up just three runs while walking only one batter and striking out eight.

The loss of Valdes-Fauli, who was the team’s primary setup man since returning March 1, means that the Hurricanes have a void to fill in the bullpen.

“The fear for me is we don’t have the experience,” Morris said. “We have guys who can be very good. They just need more experience.”

The loss of Valdes-Fauli could put more pressure on the starting pitchers to go deeper into games. However, starter Cesar Carrillo doesn’t think it will have a detrimental effect on the ‘Canes.

“I don’t feel that there’s any more pressure on us,” Carrillo said. “Other people just need to step up and do the job.”

Brandon Camardese was also suspended this month for a rule violation. Camardese has been reinstated this and is scheduled to pitch Sunday against Penn State.

The Hurricane will continue to follow-up on this issue as more details become available.

Ralph Nader: Undisputed king of ‘bratty indulgence’

Well, here we are kids: Ralph is in the running. He’s thrown his hat in the ring and he’s coming to take on a big corporation near you!

Yeah…right.

A few weeks ago, Bill Maher, the perpetually impudent host of his own show, Real Time with Bill Maher, interviewed Ralph Nader about his just-announced candidacy for President. In that interview Maher said that he thought that Nader getting in the race just seemed to be a “bratty indulgence,” that Nader really only stood to make a symbolic point which could ultimately get Bush reelected.

Obviously, Nader didn’t agree with that and launched right into an anti-capitalist tirade about President Bush being a “giant corporation masquerading as a human being.” Workers of the world, unite!

Ralph Nader has about as much chance of being elected President of the United States as I do. He had no chance four and eight years ago when he ran on the Green Party ticket (which would be more accurately colored “red”) and he has even less now that he’s running as an independent.

Having recently gained some affinity for presidential candidates who run with virtually no chance of winning, I say if Ralph wants to run, he should run. But he should smell the coffee along the way.

Gaining ballot access in all 50 states will be impossible. Last time he only made it in 43 states, and that was with a political party apparatus behind him. Now, he’ll be lucky to make it on 20, especially since there’s so much animosity toward his campaign emanating from the left.

Feeling slighted, even the Green Party doesn’t want him. That’s gotta suck when even the perennial losers tell you to get lost.

The day Nader announced his campaign, he told NBC’s Tim Russert that there needs to be more than two choices for President so that our country no longer suffers from a “democracy gap.” This is sheer arrogance. In 2000, every state in the union had at least three candidates for President on the ballot. Florida had 10, one of whom was Nader. What he actually means is that all Americans need to have Ralph on their ballot. Perhaps what he needs is to have a winning slogan. Something different. Something catchy. Something playing to his strengths. I know. How about, “Experience is Excrement?” That should stick in people’s minds. Just like a puke-green t-shirt.

Madrid bombing shows world that terrorism works

Recently we have witnessed the worst terror attack on Spanish soil. In this attack around 200 innocent men, women and children were needlessly and brutally murdered. This attack is already being called “Europe’s 9/11.” I remember on Sept. 11, 2001, the United States said in one loud, clear voice that we will take on this war against terrorism and we will not relent until we have defeated these enemies of freedom. After learning of the attack in Spain, I knew that the Spanish people would meet these dangers with the same resolve. But now I am not so sure.

Al-Qaeda has claimed responsibility for the Madrid bombing, blaming Spain’s former ruling party, the Conservative Party, for being such a staunch ally to the United States and a steadfast supporter of the U.S.-led war against terror.

Before the bombing, Spain’s Conservative party had a significant lead in the polls just before the national election, but because of this attack, the Conservative Party was defeated by almost the same margin only three days after the bombing. The victorious Socialist party pledged to withdraw Spain’s 1,300 troops from Iraq and, more significantly, reduce the importance of its partnership with the United States in the war against terrorism, classifying their new relationship with the United States as only “cordial.”

Whether you agree or disagree with the war in Iraq is irrelevant. The point to be made is that the Spanish people have decided to listen to these terrorists and comply with their demands. They have taken the word of Al-Qaeda and blamed their government’s alliance to the United States for the attack instead of the actual evildoers, the terrorists themselves. Spaniards have replaced a government determined to stand with the United States and fight this war against terrorism with a government that has taken the philosophy of appeasement along with France and Germany.

These election results have surely emboldened the terrorists, who will now think they can influence election results of major Western powers by committing acts of mass murder. The bombing in Madrid has seemed to weaken Spain’s resolve to fight this deadly war against terrorism, and now we as Americans, and our allies, are less safe due to this “cut and run” attitude. This dangerous philosophy will encourage terrorists to try to influence our upcoming presidential election. Maybe there will be another attack on American soil. Maybe England or Poland or Italy will see similar devastation. If these terrorists feel that all they have to do is plant a few bombs and they can weaken the world’s resolve to combat their malicious presence, then there is nothing stopping them from committing even more barbaric acts.

Spain gives Al-Qaeda terrorists just what they want

On March 14, the Spanish people handed over their government to a Socialist Party against combating terrorism with military action and rewarded Al-Qaeda for slaughtering around 200 innocent Spaniards. Spain’s Conservative Party held a dominating lead in the polls directly before Al-Qaeda’s attack. Why did Spain elect a government committed to appeasing terrorists directly after Europe’s worst terror attack? And what does it mean for the free world’s global battle against jihadists?

Spain’s outgoing Prime Minister Aznar realized the tremendous threat that Afghanistan’s Taliban and the Butcher of Baghdad’s unaccounted-for WMD in Iraq posed to the free world. Accordingly, Spain provided troops and resources to topple the Taliban and joined the 49-nation coalition that enforced UNSC Resolution 1441 through the deployment of 1,300 troops to Iraq.

Al-Qaeda wanted Spaniards to believe that Conservative Party Prime Minister Aznar’s military support for the war against terrorism in Afghanistan and Iraq represented the main reason they were bombed and consequently ousted his party from power. Spain’s electorate elected Socialist Party candidate Zapatero and acquiesced to Al-Qaeda.

In reality, terrorists attacked Spain in the context of a global battle to kill “infidels,” destroy democracy and enact a worldwide Islamic fundamentalist state. Al-Qaeda had democratic Europe in their scope for many years. French authorities foiled an Al-Qaeda plot to crash an airliner into the Eiffel Tower in 1994, well before the war in Afghanistan and Iraq.

The ideology that the world can fight with daisies against terrorists who seek to literally destroy us represents a naivet