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Letter Three to the Editor: Re: 11/18 article, “Students shop for groceries on campus at the C-Store”

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Here’s a riddle for you. What happens when you get a bunch of freaks that know how to read and write? A pain in the neck for ignorant “journalists.” I’m a freshman, and to be truthful, until last Tuesday I never picked up the school newspaper. There are many reasons for this fact. For one thing the newspaper doesn’t contain anything aside from the sports section that interests the general body of this school. Whatever happened to movie and concert reviews? The other reason why I didn’t read it was confirmed on Tuesday when I actually decided to read it. The articles are poorly researched and in some cases are far from the truth, like the C-store article I unfortunately had to respond to on Friday.

Instead of writing about why some people on the paper are upset that they lost their jobs they should have written things that the students of the university actually care about. From the two newspapers that I have read, almost half the articles have offended someone along the way. Whether it’s trashing student government or calling the people at Ticketmaster freaks, they manage to put down someone. Being a pre-law student, I have learned about the constitution and I’m a firm believer of absolute freedom of speech (which is controversial in itself). However, when writing for a school newspaper, I would think you have the paper’s integrity to preserve.

As for the articles, it’s sad when the articles written in the opinion section by non-journalism majors have a higher caliber of writing then the actual writers of the paper. With run-on sentences, major grammatical errors, and articles printed twice under different names, what is the point of having an editor anyway? I’m not claiming to be a journalism expert (I mean I’m just a stupid freshman, majoring in business), but I am pretty sure that it is the editor’s job to check that sort of thing. In my opinion, an editor change may make this newspaper more enjoyable to read and it might also make it better than my high school’s paper.

Justin Diamond

Letter two to the Editor: Re: 11/21 Editorial

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We are appalled by the unabashedly biased coverage in the November 21, 2003 edition of the Miami Hurricane of a lecture recently given by a member of the International Solidarity Movement on campus. The misrepresentations of this event contained in both the official Hurricane editorial, “Standing up for the Palestinians,” and Pete Trombadore’s opinion piece, “International solidarity movement, supporter of terrorism, at UM,” can only be described as reckless journalism.
The intention of the presentation was not to provide a detailed history of the Arab-Palestinian conflict or to outline the essential points of recently proposed peace plans such as the quartet sponsored Road Map to Peace. Rather, the purpose was to illustrate the human rights violations being perpetrated by the building of a wall that separates Palestinian farmers from their land and the construction of roadblocks that block Palestinians from traveling within the West Bank.
The ISM speaker made a compelling case for why Israeli government claims that the construction of this wall is purely based on security needs should be viewed with skepticism. A wall solely intended on shielding the Israeli population from terrorist attacks originating in the Occupied Territories would be built along the internationally recognized borders of Israel, as specified in UN resolution 242, which marked the borders of the Israeli state prior to the 1967 war.
Instead, the speaker indicated, this wall cuts deep into Occupied Territory. The immediate effect is that some Palestinian farmers are separated from their land and thus their livelihood. The speaker speculated that the ultimate intention of the wall is to isolate Palestinian urban areas, preclude the establishment of a contiguous Palestinian state and lead to a de-facto annexation of Israeli settlements in the West Bank.
One of the main criticisms of the speaker’s lecture was that it was “one-sided” because she did not touch upon the struggles of Israeli citizens. Such an argument is comparable to describing a discussion on the Trail of Tears and the systematic mistreatment of the Native Americans as “one-sided” because the discussion did not address the American struggle for independence and the perilous dangers faced in expanding the nation’s borders. The latter topic is included in popular discussion and required within school curricula; whereas the former is considered a marginal issue. It is only appropriate that students improve the intellectual discourse on our campus by providing an opportunity to learn about a side that would otherwise not be discussed.
A quick examination of the ISM’s Mission Statement from December 2002, found on their website,* will reveal that this is an organization focused on bringing international attention to the brutality of the Israeli Occupation through nonviolent means. There is absolutely no evidence to suggest that ISM is in any way connected to terrorist organizations and Trombadore’s claim that this organization is “hell-bent on destroying the nation of Israel” is particularly inflammatory.
Trombadore inferred that the internationally recognized right of Palestinians to resist the occupying Israeli army through armed resistance includes the use of suicide bombings against civilian targets. The use of conventional or guerilla tactics to resist the illegal presence of the Israeli military in the Occupied Territories is not only sanctioned by ISM but also by international law; suicide bombings, on the contrary, have no justification under international law. Trombadore’s attempt to use the terms “terrorism” and “resistance to occupation” interchangeably is unacceptable and misleading.
We consider both the official Hurricane editorial and Trombadore’s opinion piece as an example of potentially damaging journalism. The continued existence of organizations such as the Islamic Society of UM, OASIS, and Amnesty International on campus is threatened by such articles and the negative stereotypes of Muslims and Arabs that they perpetuate. In a letter to Thomas Friedman, Nelson Mandela, the South African who led his people against apartheid wrote, “Palestinians are not struggling for a ‘state’ but for freedom, liberation and equality, just like we were struggling for freedom in South Africa.”** Every cause has its radical elements whose actions will serve to detract from the legitimacy of that cause. Yet, our job as students and journalists is to look beyond the surface and oppose injustice wherever it may be found.

Amnesty International, Islamic Society of UM, and
OASIS

* http://www.palsolidarity.org
** http://www.bintjbeil.com/E/occupation/mandella.html

Letter One to the Editor: Re: 11/21 column, “International Solidarity Movement, Supporter of Terrorism, at UM”

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I am disgusted with Pete Trombadore’s article in the November 21, 2003 edition of the Miami Hurricane, which stated that OASIS, ISUM, and Amnesty International used funds to directly support terrorism. International Solidarity Movement, the organization that the speakers represented, is in no way supporting terrorist organizations nor is allied with them as Pete stated. ISM is, “working to raise awareness of the struggle for Palestinian freedom and an end to Israeli occupation. (They) utilize nonviolent, direct-action methods of resistance to confront and challenge illegal Israeli occupation forces and policies.”
After talking with Sara Renn, sophomore at the University of Louisville, she assured me that ISM was not connected with terrorist organizations. “My friend attended an ISM program last year. Her job was to visit with Palestinian children and escort them safely.”
ISM supports the UN resolutions that declared tha Palestinians can defend themselves in times of Israeli torture. So, to you, Pete, and anyone else who was swayed by his libel, I would repeat a phrase from the November 21 article “The goal of peace in the Middle East, the nations of Palestine and Israel living side by side in harmony and equality, does not stand commensurate with the messages of mass murder performed by the Israeli army, such as the 90 Palestinian children killed in the first three months of the Infitada.
I believe Pete’s remarks were racist, myopic, and unpatriotic to say the least. His article is a disgrace and embarrassment to our university, a diverse campus with many Muslim students. I am convinced that it is his bigoted words which endorse hate, profiling, and hostility towards peaceful Muslims and Arab-Americans. The total cessation of terrorism needs to be achieved, and that includes Israel’s terrorist tactics as well as suicide bombers.

Tanya Aquino

EDITORIAL: Get Off the Couch

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“We may have found a cure for most evils; but it has found no remedy for the worst of them all-the apathy of human beings.” – Helen Keller
Enter the land of plenty in the land of plenty in the land of plenty: The University of Miami, in Miami, Florida, in the US of A. By modern standards, this place is more conducive to satisfying a young person’s needs than just about anywhere. Theoretically, we should be able to achieve self-actualization a lot easier than the average Joe – we’re in a well enough financial position to be able to enroll in a private university, which gives us a bonanza of other outlets for our intellectual, social, and physical needs. We’ve got support services out the wazoo, the facilities to compliment them, and the people to back them up.
But with comfort comes responsibility. The physical and even psychological supports that our lifestyles allow are not only privileges, but also obligations. Put quite simply: get off the couch.
Get out of the mall and into the UC. Get off of the beach and onto the Yearbook. Get away from your television and get onto an intramural team. Go Greek. Go pre-law. Volunteer. Work. Best of all, join our staff.
“Slums may well be breeding-grounds of crime, but middle-class suburbs are incubators of apathy and delirium.” – Cyril Connolly
Diverse though UM might be, a great many come from middle-class backgrounds, or higher socioeconomic status. It is the nature of a private university. And a great many students take advantage of the resources and opportunities that surround them here – certainly, not everyone is apathetic.
But too many are. The Hurricane is an excellent example. UM’s School of Communication enrolls 1000 students; there are sixty students on the staff of the school newspaper. How do these communication students expect to get a job in the real world? Writing experience is about as essential as a degree to get a job after college. It is certainly an asset for graduate or professional schools. Yet our staff reflects a mere six percent of the actual students who say they are interested in journalism. At the most recent editor-in-chief elections, which theoretically should be a highly contested race for a highly sought-after position, only two candidates even took initiative to run.
More than just journalism students should be writing, though. Do you have a love affair with our sports teams? Find events in the news interesting? Are completely obsessed with a particular kind of music or theater? Let the world know. Best yet, write about your gripes. Opinions mean nothing if nothing is done with them.
We’re not advocating anything near social isolation or communal conformity. But integrating your personal interests with extracurricular or scholarly objectives makes great things happen. If you don’t join the Hurricane, make sure you’re doing something. Give the school everything you’ve got. We promise the return will be greater.

HURRICANE HEALTHWATCH: Driving problems can be avoided by following some simple tips

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Dear Hurricane,

I’ll be driving home to upstate New York after finals. Let’s face it, I have a clunker. I’ve been having some car troubles lately and I am a little worried I may run into problems as I drive home. Do you have suggestions for students driving home for the holidays?
Sincerely,
Concerned Driver

Dear Concerned Driver,

The first question you need to ask yourself is how necessary is it for you to drive home. After weighing the risks and costs, it may be safer, easier and cheaper to fly home. However, if you are graduating and truly need your car, it is best to have a reputable mechanic provide a safety check including the radiator, tires, brakes, complete fluid check, and tune-up before driving any car that makes you a little worried.
Unfortunately, breakdowns and flat tires are risks of traveling. If you have to drive home, a mechanic should look at your car.
Should situations arise while driving home, consider the following advice:
At the first sign of car trouble, gradually take your foot off the accelerator. Do not brake hard or suddenly. Carefully work your car towards the breakdown lane or the side of the road. If you’re on an interstate, try to reach an exit. Signal your intentions to drivers behind you. If it’s necessary to change lanes, watch your mirrors and the traffic around you closely.
Once you pull off to the side, make sure other drivers can see your car by placing reflective triangles behind your car, igniting flares, and using your emergency flashers or hazard lights. Obviously, you may need to purchase the triangles and flares before your trip.
You can buy the triangles, flares, and emergency car kits at retailers including Sears, Discount Auto Parts and Target.
When you have a flat tire, change the tire, as you normally would, just be sure you are not too close to traffic. Before you travel, make sure you have your jack and spare tire with the appropriate air pressure in your trunk.
If you don’t know how to repair your car, its best to get professional help. Don’t flag down other vehicles, just raise your hood and tie something white to the radio antenna or hang it out a window to indicate to a police officer or tow truck operator that you need help.
Don’t stand behind or next to your vehicle. If the car is in the roadway, stand away from the vehicle and wait for help to arrive.
If your car is safely out of traffic, wait inside the vehicle with the doors locked. Use your cellular phone to call for help. If someone stops and offers to help, open the window slightly and ask them to call the police.
Watch for a uniformed police officer or other emergency personnel. Police patrol all interstate highways and major roads regularly. Some highways have special “call-for-help” phones. In Florida, dialing *FHP will connect you with the Florida Highway Patrol.
It’s dangerous to walk on an interstate, especially during inclement weather. However, if help is just a short walk away and you can make it without jeopardizing your safety, try walking. Keep as far from traffic as possible and walk on the right side of the roadway. Never attempt to cross a multi-lane, high-speed roadway.
If you need more traveling tips, contact UM Public Safety at (305) 284-6666.
Sincerely,
Javonne Stewart

Javonne Stewart is a freshman majoring in English. She works in the Wellness Suite of the Wellness Center.

New United Nations club hosts mock conference

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Students at UM recently got the opportunity to debate current international issues and discuss possible solutions at the first-ever Model UN conference on campus. The event was hosted by the new UM Model United Nations [UM MUN] club, whose goal is to promote awareness for and embrace the values of the UN.

According to Andrea Echavarria, president of the UM MUN club, there was previously no organization providing awareness for the UN on campus.

“We want to provide an academic space for debate, to help others develop better communication and leadership skills,” Echavarria said.

Other officers of the club agree.

“A lot of people don’t even know how the UN works,” Federico Cuadra, secretary of UM MUN club, said. “We’re here to show people its role in the world,”

One of the primary goals of the club is to participate as a team in the numerous MUN competitions held throughout the U.S., in which delegates from universities represent various countries that are part of the UN.

During the recent conference at UM, competitors debated over weapons of mass destruction and the role of illegal actors in Latin America. They attempted to create resolutions to solve some controversial problems. Participants in the conference included seasoned competitors as well as many new faces.

“This is a great opportunity to learn from my peers, whose different backgrounds allow them to tackle issues in different ways,” Brenda Morales, freshman and first-time MUN participant, said.

“This is a very good step toward the creation of a culture of discussion among students about global issues,” Flavio Angulo, graduate student in Latin American studies, said. “The most important thing is that younger students continue MUN and represent UM in national competitions.”

While it has not been established until now on this campus, Model UN teams are very prevalent at the high school and university levels, both nationally and internationally.

Florida International University and Harvard University are among the schools that have highly-recognized MUN teams.

Thus far, UM’s only involvement in the MUN competitions has been through the political science department, which, for the past two years, has been sending a team to the New York conference.

Many students at UM have participated in MUN in the past.

One student, who participated in MUN in Tanzania, is very enthusiastic about the new MUN team at UM.

“This is really great news,” Nitin Aggarwal, freshman, said. “University-level MUN is going to be so great.”

The MUN club has the support of COISO, the umbrella organization for international clubs, as well as the Political Science and International Studies departments.

The club hopes to bring in speakers on various international topics, and they encourage anyone interested to attend.

In April, UM will take a competitive team of 15 students to the New York conference, the biggest conference in the U.S. and one of the biggest MUN international events.

“We want to do well in competition,” Echavarria said. “We want to get the UM name out there.”

Approximately 4,000 students are expected to participate in the five-day conference, with competitors from all over the world.

“We want to create prestige for UM, to show everyone that we are a force to be reckoned with,” Cuadra said. “A lot of people know that UM is a top football school, but what people don’t realize is that we are also a top International Studies school.”

For more information about UM MUN, email miamimun@hotmail.com or visit Ferre Building 329.

Megha Garg can be reached at mgarg@umsis.miami.edu.

UM’s own a finalist in soap opera casting call

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When CBS’s “Guiding Light” soap opera casting director Rob Decina came to audition UM students for the show, Holly Warren knew it might be her chance to become a star.

Decina and Alan Locher, associate director of public relations for CBS, came to Cosford Cinema to audition over a hundred young people from South Florida colleges in late September.

Of these students, they picked eight to come back for a screen test with Guiding Light’s current stars.

Sophomore English major Holly Warren, who had done live theater but no camera work, got called back to do a cold reading on camera with actor Marty West, who plays Shane on the show.

“We tried the college casting idea out in April with ‘As The World Turns’, Locher said. “The actors really enjoyed working with the students. They rarely get to do any live work, and they enjoyed coaching and giving advice.”

So CBS decided to try it again with “Guiding Light”.

On Nov. 4, they announced on CBS’s “The Early Show” two finalists from each of the five schools where auditions were held.

Warren found out she was a finalist while watching T.V. that morning.

“My roommates jumped on me and were screaming and I couldn’t stop laughing for some reason. It was really exciting,” Warren said.

Next, Warren, who wants to be a professional actor in movies and on Broadway, was sent to New York City for a live audition on the “The Early Show.”

Two students auditioned each day on the show for a week. Holly’s audition was on Friday, which gave her a chance to see how everyone else did.

She says she was nervous.

“I’ve never watched a soap opera in my life, so I kind of laughed when friends urged me to go to the Guiding Light casting call on campus. I remember when I was younger I used to say that I would never be on a soap opera because I thought they were pretty cheesy, but it’s weird how feelings can change when you get the actual opportunity,” Warren said. “I’ve always thought television would be fun, but I’m more of the comedy type rather than the dramatic soap opera type.”

Warren auditioned by performing a scene with Ricky Paul Goldin, who plays Gus on the show.

“He was so laid back and cool to work with. He went over the script with me as many times as I needed and made me feel so comfortable,” Warren said.

Decina was looking at college students with strong characteristics that could add some energy to the show.

“I think what you have to have in a situation like this, that is an open call, is you’ve got to let your personality come out,” Decina said. “If you can come out about what you’re passionate about, I think that’s great, too. I think people in television and people like me are always looking to put personable people on television.”

“Personality, charm and passion- those are good things to look for,” Decina said.

Viewers then voted for the two finalists they thought would be best on the show. The viewers chose the two students from the University of Georgia, who will appear on the show in the summertime. Although Holly did not get voted onto the show, she did well and felt good about her performance.

“The people I was up against were all really talented, but what this competition really was about what getting as many votes as possible,” Warren said. “I know now that I should have campaigned a lot more!”

Actor Marty West proved Warren’s strength.

“Auditioning isn’t easy- just showing up is a good thing because it shows that you have the will power and the guts to do something like this,” Warren said.

Warren almost didn’t go to the audition at all, but now is glad she did.

“I found out about the audition from some friends- I thought, you know, what the hell, I’ll give it a shot,” Warren said. “The worst I could do is not get it and I wasn’t expecting much out of it at the time.”

Warren says she made several valuable connections throughout the experience and UM students will see her on TV sooner or later.

“I’ve been in touch with a few of the producers and directors that I worked with up in New York and other plans could be in the works,” Warren said. “I’m sure a lot more is to come from this whole auditioning process.”

“I’m not sure when you’ll be seeing me on television, but hopefully there won’t be anymore live auditions to get me there,” Warren said.

“The best thing any young person aspiring to be an actor can do is study your craft,” Locher said. “If you love it, continue to get as much training as possible.”

For now, Warren is content to do just that. She plans to finish her studies and continue improving her acting skills.

“I’m taking a lot out of this experience and waiting for the next thing to come along,” Warren said. “Of course it’s a bummer that I didn’t win this role and couldn’t take another trip back up to New York City, but I’ve put myself out there and got the guts to do an audition on a nationwide live television show.”

Jaclyn Lisenby can be contacted at j.lisenby @umiami.edu.

NEWS BRIEFS

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Pick up 2004 regalia

Don’t forget to pick up your cap and gown for Commencement 2003. Candidates participating in the upcoming Fall 2003 combined undergraduate and graduate ceremonies may pick up their cap and gown at the Toppel Career Center in the UC on Dec. 15 from 8:30 a.m. to 6:30 p.m., Dec. 16 from 8:30 a.m. to 5:00 p.m., and Dec. 17 from 8:30 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Regalia will not be distributed on commencement day. For more information, call 305-284-5451. Students should arrive at the Graduate line up tent at the Convocation Center one hour prior to the start of each ceremony. For more information, visit www.miami.edu/commencement.

UBS announces Ball

It’s time to start planning for the United Black Students’ 2004 Royal Heritage Ball “La fete au Bayou” at 8 p.m. on Feb. 28 at the Miami Airport Marriott. Tickets are $20 and are can be purchased from an event representative or in the UBS office until Dec. 15.
Last call for Ibis

Organization photos for the Ibis yearbook will be taken for the last time the week of Jan. 26 through Jan. 30 from 6:45 p.m. to 11 p.m. Please contact Tiffany at ibiseditor@hotmail.com to schedule an appointment for your organization.
Drycleaner comes to StormSurge Cafe

The University Center is pleased to announce a new service for students and the UM community. “Go Orange and Green Cleaners”, located near the StormSurge Cafe, provides dry cleaning and fold-and-wash laundry services. If you are pressed for time, just drop off your clothes one day and pick them up the next. The UC welcomes this new addition to our facility!
Book Club kicks off

The book club is back! Are you looking for some reading material to entertain you over break? Then pick up your copy of the first book club book of the Center for Women’s and Men’s Resources (formerly the Women’s Resource Center, so now you men have no excuse not to feel welcome!) The first book is All True Travels & Adventures of Lidie Newton by Jane Smiley. Books will be distributed beginning Dec. 5 in room UC 236 and will be available until Dec. 10. Reading dates are over the break, and the dinner/discussion will be held Jan. 27 at 6 p.m. at a location TBA. A $5 cost at sign-up includes the price of the book, as well as the dinner. If you can’t make this one, make sure you catch the next novel in the spring!

CALENDAR

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TODAY

Last day of classes!
Need a break before finals? The Department of Multicultural Student Affairs, Canes Night Live, Hecht Residential College, Hurricane Productions, BACCHUS and GAMMA invites you to join them in celebrating the LAST DAY OF CLASS with the Finals Fiesta. Enjoy free food from around the world as well as carnival rides, games and a DJ on the rock starting at 6 p.m. There will be a KAOS Showcase at 8 p.m. on the UC Stage as well as a showing of the movie Old School at 11 p.m.
Stop by the Rat as Hurricane Productions presents the Best of Freaky Friday between 4p.m. and 8 p.m. Don’t miss your chance to enjoy a mechanical bull, airbrush t-shirts, and a dunk tank along with food and drink specials! Celebrate the end of the semester at the Rat!

SATURDAY DECEMBER 6

The Nupes of Kappa Alpha Psi Fraternity present their end of the semester casino cruise. Tickets are $25. For more information, or to purchase tickets, contact Chris Clark at 305-240-6844.

The Hammond Butler Inspirational Concert Choir presents their Fall 2003 Concert at 7 p.m. at the First United Methodist Church of South Miami, located on the corner of Ponce de Leon and Red Road. Tickets are $5 for students and $8 for non-students and are available at the door. For more information, contact miami_icc@yahoo.com

DECEMBER 8 AND DECEMBER 9

Finals are approaching, which for most means high stress. If you are feeling overwhelmed with your studies, visit the Wellness Center. Stress information, as well as a massage therapist which will be available between 12 and 2 p.m. for $1 per minute. For more information, contact 305-284-6524.

FRIDAY DECEMBER 12

Canes of Comedy will be holding a live taping of its Improv Comedy Show at 6 p.m. The show will feature student comedians from UM. Anyone interested in attending the taping should be at Studio C in the Wolfson Building between 5 and 5:15 p.m.

JANUARY 20- JANUARY 26

Join UBS, MSA and the Toppel Career Center in the weeklong commemoration of the life and accomplishments of Rev. Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr. The week opens with a Jazz Reception featuring one of UM’s own student bands and ends with the MSA Breakfast, with plenty of fun in between. So mark your calendars and be ready to jump right into the celebrations when school starts in spring.
For more information, contact Myriam Bien-Aime at m.bienaime@umiami.edu or Jason Starr at jstarr@miami.edu.

Venezuelan community seeks to recall President Ch

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My day began at 6:15 a.m. on Saturday. This was the weekend of the Reafirmazo, the four days set to gather signatures for a recall petition against Venezuelan President Hugo Ch

LEAKY BUSINESS: Panel of experts discuss recent CIA LEAK

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Journalists, lawyers, and former U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno discussed the implications of this summer’s CIA leak. The panel was hosted by the School of Communication on Nov. 24.

Journalism professor Tsitsi Wakhisi organized the event and invited the panel participants whom included NBC 6 senior correspondent Ike Seamans, The Miami Herald Executive Editor Tom Fiedler, The Washington Post Miami Bureau Chief Manuel Roig-Franzia, and Reno.

The panel was moderated by Samuel Terilli of the School of Communication and Rick Vasquez of the Law School.

Terilli began the conversation by summarizing the CIA leak that began when newspaper columnist Robert Novak published a column on July 14 revealing the name of a CIA operative whom is married to retired diplomat Joseph Palmer.

Palmer had publicly criticized President Bush’s assertion in his State of the Union address that Saddam Hussein sought to purchase uranium from Africa. After the column was published, a partisan furor erupted in the Beltway about Novak’s motives for publishing the name of the CIA operative.

Panel members were asked their opinion about whether the Justice Department or a special prosecutor should investigate the case. This prompted a conversation about the nature of leaks and the roles journalists and their sources play in matters regarding national security.

Seamans told the panel that NBC news reporter Andrea Mitchell was offered the same information about the CIA operative as Novak was but Mitchell chose not to report on it.

Seamans agreed with Mitchell that there was no reason to reveal the name and that it was obvious that the White House wanted to hurt someone. With this new information, Vasquez challenged Novak’s claim that his column was not a deliberate leak by the White House to discredit a critic of President Bush.

“Reporters aren’t very smart, we have to be given a lot of information,” said Seamans, commenting on the number of news reports that begin with sources sharing confidential information.

In response, Roig-Franzia joked to the audience.

“God bless disgruntled employees,” he said.

When the journalists on the panel concurred that there was no overriding legal fear in the news media about publishing information like Novak did, Reno commented that there was a big difference in the access reporters have to information regarding the government in Florida thanks to the state’s liberal “Sunshine” law and the restrictions that are in place in Washington D.C.

“There is an irony in a government that is by the people and for the people when people aren’t able to get information about the government,” Reno said.

Horacio Sierra can be contacted at h.sierra@umiami.edu.

Upright Citizens Brigade: The Complete First Season ***

Life & Art Film Critic

The Upright Citizens Brigade doesn’t care if you think they’re funny. They have enough fans to keep their theater open every night in New York, and enough to give their canceled Comedy Central series cult hit status. The first season of their self-titled show is now out on DVD, and it’s worth picking up for fans of unique, cutting edge improv humor.

The UCB is a comedy troupe along the lines of Monty Python, Kids in the Hall, or Second City. They have their own theater in lower Manhattan, where various performers do improv comedy seven nights a week. The UCB features four members – Matt Besser, Amy Poehler, Ian Roberts, and Matt Walsh.

They’ve made themselves famous around New York City by pulling various pranks in the streets, such as sending obscene characters to try get interviewed by Al Roker on “The Today Show” and preaching Satanism in city parks.

Poehler’s now a “Saturday Night Live” cast member, where of course she’s become less funny, and Walsh was a correspondent for “The Daily Show” for a while. But they’ve all stayed together as the UCB, a group with writing and ideas so unconventional in style that they’re bound to alienate as many viewers as they delight.

The DVD has 10 episodes and some bonus features, the best of which is a commentary of the “Time Machine” episode done by the UCB with a live audience at their theater. They hang around afterwards to do a Q&A session that gives away more of what they’re really like than any interview could.

The episodes employ an improv technique called “The Harold,” in which several sketches converge at the end of a show into one big finale. The theater performances are likely more outlandish, since their show had to have some mainstream appeal. But even with Comedy Central’s quality lineup of original and inventive shows, “Upright Citizens Brigade” is probably still the weirdest one they’ve ever had, and also one of the brightest.

The shows can’t really be summarized into a certain style or genre. It’s easier to just list some of their ideas. One episode features a child who can’t say anything except, “Shut up,” which his parents try to accept but always end up responding to with violence.

Then there’s Little Donnie, a boy who has a blurred-out horse-sized penis, but doesn’t know it. His teacher calmly explains how the other children were afraid of him and so he gets to be in his own class (the other class at school now has 60 kids in it).

Finally, there’s the lazy Jewish guy who thinks that God told him he can do anything through a hole in a sheet, including smoking, eating pork, celebrating Christmas, eating bread during Passover, and committing murder.

These ideas are great ones, and the four members of the UCB are all definitely funny, but the show falls flat at certain points. Maybe this is just a problem with the first season, which would be expected from a group used to doing live productions. Some of the episodes on the DVD are hilarious, while others have some slow parts.

But they’ve all got enough laughs to make them worth watching, and it’s easy to see why the UCB theater has become so popular with the offbeat New York crowd, especially with $5 tickets on weeknights. Now if only Poehler could save SNL.

Shawn Wines can be reached at shawnwines@aol.com.