Dear V: My soldier doesn’t stand at full attention

Dear V, I don't really have a problem, just a curiosity. You see, ever since I can remember my lone soldier has has never quite stood at full attention. It's not that I can't get a full erection, its just that there seems to be a curvature to the shape when it's fully engorged. In my particular case it bends down to a certain degree. As far as I can tell it hasn't interfered with me doing everything I need it to. I've just never had the opportunity to ask anyone as to whether or not a curved erection is normal/correctable/an indication of something else

Dear V: I want you back…

I have a big problem. You see, my ex-girlfriend left me, but we had everything -- interest, chemical attraction, love, lust for each other.

Dear V: My boyfriend cheats on me with snacks

My boyfriend has the palate of a seven-year-old (Twinkies, soda, etc.), snacks all day and has gained 15 pounds. I exercise five times a week for his and my benefit—and I feel cheated! How do I get him to get in shape?

Dear V: My boyfriend has a case of male PMS…

My boyfriend has recently been getting into the nastiest moods for no reason that I can see...

Dear V: ‘Eqqus’ isn’t really my thing…

Dear V, I have always been an avid horse lover. I’m from a rural town in Ohio and have been riding since before I can remember. To keep up with my passion here at UM, I sometimes go riding on weeke...

Dear V: I’m bothered by the ex effect…

I have been going out with my partner for two years and we are planning to move in together, but one thing threatens to derail our happiness.

Dear V: My love don’t cost a thing… or does it?

Dear V, My boyfriend and I have been together for three years now, and he really loves me and all...

Dear V: I can’t get no satisfaction…

Dear V, My boyfriend and I have been dating for a long time now and we lost our virginities to each other months ago. He seems to enjoy the sex but it's all over too fast. 10 minutes too fast to ...

Dear V: To groom or not to groom…

Dear V, I have been seeing a guy for a couple months, and I am a complete, I mean complete virgin- nothing past kissing. We’ve been talking about taking it further, but one question I’ve got i...

Dear V: My fiancée swings both ways…

My fiancée that I am in love with, has recently expressed to me that she is bisexual.

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