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Thursday, May 2, 2024
May 2 , 2024

Dear V: How slow should I go…

V, I started dating a guy I met this past summer from back home who graduated from the University of Miami and still lives and works in Miami. We reconnected once I got back to Miami and hit it off...

Dear V: I don’t want either of my two play toys…

Dear V, So my love life has been pretty much nonexistent lately. Not because I can’t find a guy who’s interested, but because I can’t find anyone I am interested in. I feel bad, but I’ve been flirt...

Dear V: I want my ex back … as my best friend …

V, So I recently made the stupid mistake of allowing my closest friend – the guy I trusted everything to and who I talked with every day – to become my boyfriend after months of him crying to me ab...

Dear V: I’m trying to avoid the chub…

V, I’m a freshman and I don’t know how to avoid the “freshman 15.” I’ve been trying to go to the gym on a regular basis, but between classes, extracurriculars and studying, I don’t seem to have muc...

Dear V: I’m nothing without my right-hand skank…

V, I recently “broke up” with my best friend and I have no one to accompany me when I go out. I’m okay with being by myself, and I can make new friends, it’s just difficult mustering up the courage...

Dear V: My boss won’t stop riding me…

Dear V, My boss is a tyrant of Machiavellian proportions. With my psychotic boss, nothing you do is ever quite right. She sets traps, asking you to do things and no matter how hard you think of acc...

V.Online: Hats off to the original!

I'm one of those people that is a firm believer that nothing is ever as good as the first. I don't like sequels or trilogies and when they change the actors it makes me mad (Re: The Hulk in The Avenge...

Dear V: My boyfriend wants to score a touchdown…

V, I’m a dating an athlete. He won a game this week, and now he wants to conquer the endzone. Only problem is: I’m afraid of his football. Rumor has it, it exceeds NFL regulations. I’m not new to t...

Dear V: My neighbors are really into kinky PDA…

Dear V,  I just moved in to my new apartment near campus and something strange happened. I looked out my window, and I saw my neighbors having sex. They were up against their window! And, I mean, t...

Dear V: Teach me how to be promiscuous…

Dear V, Having read the advice you gave me last week, I’m a bit disappointed in your ability to counsel me, V. For one, I’m not 20 years old, and I am by no means a virgin. I am single and on regul...

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