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Dreaming of Paris

Dan Buyanovsky -
It was always Paris. It was always, always the goal – the mission. The place where I needed to be...

Finding yourself is no easy task

Dan Buyanovsky -
Now, it's pretty convenient that I'm in the dénouement of my personal identity crisis at the midpoint of my college career, but fate doesn't wait, it just sort of happens.

Goodbye, dear Facebook

Dan Buyanovsky -
Less than a week ago, I deleted my Facebook for what seems like the sixty-ninth time (no innuendo).

Clothing does not make the man

Dan Buyanovsky -
Last Friday I went to Monty's for the first time. I'd been at a pal's house and I left my dorm earlier that day wearing a sleeveless tee from my middle school basketball team and tight black jeans.

A child dares to dream

Dan Buyanovsky -
At some point the forces of the Earth and gravity pull the baby back. It’s harnessed back into reality and told that to fly is impossible, to dream is irresponsible and unrealistic, and to hope is nothing but a waste of time.

Valentine’s for the lovers, Festivus for the rest of us

Dan Buyanovsky -
Valentine’s Day and I have been at odds for a while now. I’ve gone back and forth on how I’ve felt about the day that’s marked personal disappointment, relief, turmoil and even the loss of a v-card (cliché!).

Ubiquitous Elitists

Dan Buyanovsky -
Do you remember going to a record store (ever?) and seeing two greasy-haired locals with crusty headphones blaring, hunched over a pile of Dinosaur Jr. and Pixies records?

Looking for some real love

Dan Buyanovsky -
Now, as I’m trying to move on and be a happy college kid who’s searching for better days with nothing but a hard penis and a keen sense of style (am I shallow ‘cause all my clothes designer?) in tow, I’m running into a few speed bumps.

Music’s year in review

Dan Buyanovsky -
Music's year has been a hectic one; let's review the exciting news from the year past.

Relationships are a little complicated

Dan Buyanovsky -
Through the ups, downs, drinking binges and Chartwell’s food poisoning’s, one thing has remained a constant – I’m a really horny college kid.
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Dan Buyanovsky

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