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Friday, October 10, 2025
October 10 , 2025

Dearest V: A dry spell leaves me no choice but to produce my own porn

My Dearest V, I am in a bit of a bind. I have been in a relationship with my girlfriend for about two years now. Overall, I am extremely happy.

Dear V: All I want to do is bang, bang, bang…

Dear V, I am a guy who has been a virgin his entire life.

Dear V: I think I’m the last straight person on campus…

The entire student-body both men and women must be gay. I forget the last time I actually read a "Dear V" article and it had some meaning for the straight student body that walks on this campus everyday.

Dear V: My new lover is shaking things up down south…

If my girl does something that feels extremely good, my entire body shakes. Yes, my whole body. I cannot control it.

Dear V: How do I give people a heads up on the truth?

Apparently, one of my guy friends is telling people that I gave him head in the bathroom of Landshark Stadium during a Marlins game. Needless to say, this isn’t true!

Dear V: Dream sex with an ex… with my boyfriend next to me

I have been having sex dreams (even when we spend the night together) about my ex-boyfriend, with whom things did not end on the best terms about a year ago.

Dear V: I wish she’d spoil me as much she does her cats

What’s even worse is the fact that she insists that it is rude to the cats to kick them off the bed before we have sex.

Dear V: Dazed and Confused…I think I wanna play for the other team

My best girlfriend and I have been close since childhood and I think I'm developing stronger and possibly romantic feelings for her.

Dear V: Is my boyfriend shopping around or embarrassed?

Dear V: Is my boyfriend shopping around or embarrassed?

Dear V: Picture-perfect man close to age expiration

He's super funny, got a great job, smokin' bod, but close to age expiration.

V

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