BUTTER ME UP, then BREAK MY HEART

Back to the basics. The sounds of Elefant will have you reaching for that bong you made in 9th grade and reminisce on the girl or boy who stole your heart...then stomped on it with 5-inch heels (he wa...

Telemarketers are the Spam of the phone lines

I remember this one episode of Seinfeld that hysterically satirizes the handling of calls from telemarketers. A telemarketer calls Jerry and asks for a moment of his time. Jerry replies that he is bus...

BLUE BALLS

Wedged in Doral's industrial strip - one of the most unexpected places for art - MaX Gallery's Blue Balls exhibit brings together the work of five talented art-school friends in digital photography, v...

The time has come to reverse the Cubs/Sox curse

Two teams in baseball are supposedly cursed: the Boston Red Sox and the Chicago Cubs. This year, both teams have reached their respective league's championship series, and there is a chance for them t...

Once you go BLAK, you’ll go back again and again

and Joanna Davila babyblakbabyblakbabyblakbabyblakbabyblakbabyblakbabyblakbabyblak Baby Blak Once You Go Blak ****1/2 (at least) Rewind: fuck it's 1995 and hip hop is actually progressing. 'Cot dam...

Some see patriotism and loyalty as relative qualities

In the immediate aftermath of the September 11th attacks, there appeared to be an outpouring of patriotism that even surpassed what I witnessed when I went off to the Persian Gulf in 1990. It was grat...

Janet Reno visits campus to speak

Former U.S. Attorney General and Florida gubernatorial candidate Janet Reno visited campus last week to discuss her career, her views and her brief stint on Saturday Night Live, in which she remembers...

film review: MYSTIC RIVER *** 1/2

There are few directors left in Hollywood who can make high quality films within the stifling parameters of the "mainstream." Back in the '70s, guys like Spielberg, Scorsese, and Coppola were making ...

REPORT CARD Miami vs. Florida State

Offense: The offense made some questionable turnovers, but was able to move the ball well on certain drives. The unit still needs to improve in the red zone if the 'Canes want to remain undefeated. Gr...

Miller deserves more recognition and exposure

The University of Miami has many great athletes in a variety of sports. Not many people consider Tina Miller to be one of the best, mainly because of a lack of exposure. Miller, the captain of the wo...

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