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TODAY Enhance your career possibilities with the University of Miami MBA degree. Don't miss a question and answer session to introduce you to Florida's most prestigious MBA program at 6 p.m. The sess...

EDITORIAL: Where’s my SG?

As a university moving to the forefront of local and national political activism and awareness, it's imperative that we hold our own Student Government to the same high standards and criticism as we ...

REPORT CARD

Offense: D+ Offense: The offensive unit, despite out-gaining Tennessee by 151 yards, was unable to get into the end zone. Not scoring a single touchdown is inexcusable for a Miami football team, espec...

Oompah! Harald Neuweg shows us how to drink beer and eat schnitzels at his ...

America doesn't know how to party. We spend 8 minutes eating our plastic dinners of bottled water and veggie burgers, usually while watching "Friends." Now, look at Europe. They'll spend all day with ...

At the WTO and the FTAA: What we learned in Seattle

I was there in 1999 when the Emerald City looked more like San Francisco protesting Vietnam in the 60s. Little did we expect the sensationalized propaganda our city would receive due to a few idiots (...

IT’S OK TO TRESPASS

Some may think that America's greatest days have past - back when you could still trust your neighbor, life was good, but now it seems the American Dream may have disappeared right along with black an...

Our President who once worked for the president

Donna Shalala, clothed in green from her jacket to her slacks, beamed for the cameras. She had elfishly appeared on the 50-yard line during a commercial break, smiling and shaking hands with a repre...

“As of this afternoon, there are no prime suspects.” – Of...

Turning down Audi packed highways, destination: another ambiguous hole in Miami, the chosen spot for a Thursday evening art colloquium. A friendly girl, guarding the entrance, charges a three-dollar a...

NEWS BRIEFS

Holiday Hope Tree seeks donations The Butler Volunteer Services Center is celebrating all the holidays by giving you a chance to buy a disadvantaged child a gift. Holiday Hope Tree information can be...

How the University can raise a Billion dollars

Donna Shalala is doing her best to act like a car salesman when it comes to bilking prominent residents and alumni to build futuristic looking buildings for a university that his too little space to e...

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