Seniors bid farewell to Miami

"Congratulations, you've been accepted to the University of Miami." It is hard to believe it has been four-and in some cases five or six-years since we opened those acceptance letters, telling us of o...

INTRAMURALS

Flag Football Playoffs Springs Boys 19 Soo Old - 6 The Department - 28 Blasphemy - 7 Boss Players - 47 XPi - 0 Captain Nasty - 26 MT3 - 7 The Department - 19 Springs Boys - 6 Captain Nasty - 13 ...

Assorted Stone isn’t afraid to rock

Consisting of four music students and four instruments, local band Assorted Stone is damn good considering their four-month, eight-gig existence. The band's founder, Ben Krogen, a junior from Boston, ...

POLICE BEAT

Safety Tip of the Week: Here are some safety tips from Director Christensen of the Department of Public Safety. Top 10 end of school year tips from Public Safety: * 10. Do not pack your car the nigh...

Nope, I don’t want to get in your pants

Let's get some things straight, I am not writing this because I got rejected or other such nonsense rebuttals I'll most likely receive-oh wait, this is the last issue, screw it. I hate you all. BEWA...

CALENDAR

TODAY Last day of classes for the Spring 2005 semester. 'Canes Night Live will host Mad House at 7 p.m. on the IM fields, which will include an inflatable obstacle course, Halo-themed laser tag an...

Travesty of justice in death of Ashley Kelly

Our criminal justice system has allowed a young woman to needlessly die without consequence against the individual responsible for her death. As we all know, Kristin Arbuckle ran the red light on U.S....

Watch Hotel Rwanda, think Sudan

The critically acclaimed major motion picture Hotel Rwanda recently came out in DVD. Aside from the Academy Awards snubs, Hotel Rwanda is one of the best films made this past year and certainly the mo...

Slow draft for ‘Canes

What will be deemed as a mild NFL Draft output from the University of Miami still turned out to be quite a gratifying weekend for several former Hurricanes. After six UM football players were taken i...

When tantrums lead to handcuffs

Around the age of six, I engaged in my first fight...with my speech teacher. During one speech lesson, I became extremely irritable and could no longer sit through this woman's tutoring. I proceeded t...

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