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Spray Away the Pounds If you're tired of yo-yo dieting and countless hours spent at the gym, then according to CLAmor, you can just spray off your excess weight! CLAmor is a weight-loss supplement tha...

MIAMI vs. HOUSTON Matchup

OFFENSE: With Heisman candidate Kevin Kolb at quarterback who averages over 300 yards through the air, this Houston team cannot be taken lightly, especially after a win against Oklahoma State last wee...

Wanted: Computer virus in School of Comm

A virus known as Worm_NYXEM.E propagated through the e-mail listserv of the School of Communication's advisement office during the second week of August. Worm_NYXEM.E was last seen on the Microsoft O...

Robinson takes the court for final season

If an outsider were to enter the Knight Sports Complex during volleyball practice, they would notice one girl who stands out from the rest. Dancing, laughing, and moving a mile a minute, Jill Robinson...

DormAid offers services to time-pressed students

DormAid, a company based in Montvale, N.J., is now on campus and offering its services, which address three common campus concerns: laundry and dry cleaning, grocery delivery and PC backup. Michael K...

Sports Briefs

Men's Tennis Freshman J.C. Whitner gained a birth into one of the two consolation draws last Sunday and compiled a 3-2 record at the HEB Intercollegiate tennis tournament. The tournament consisted of...

Cosford Cinema upgrades planned

Following a renovation of the Bill Cosford Cinema, attendees next year will be able to enjoy the movies offered free to students in a different setting. "The first phase focuses on upgrading the soun...

UM: lacking corporate responsibility

I know I'm not the only one who's done the math about this, but let me spell it out. Double rooms are $5,224 per year, but it's really only for eight months. Per month that you stay there, that's $653...

The decision to come to UM: the big role of financial aid

Students such as Josh Goad wouldn't even have considered the University of Miami it weren't for the scholarships he received. Goad faced a tough decision between enrolling at a community college or a...

still not settling into the college routine? DO SOMETHING!

Dear V, I f'ing hate college. My roommate blows, my classes blow, and I think that the people here, in general, are full of themselves, materialistic, stuck up, and dumb. Honestly, I really just want...

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