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Former Vice President Al Gore spoke Wednesday night at the BankUnited Center as part of the University Lecture Series.

Director Shumacher fails to impress

Oh Joel Schumacher. You were so close. With his latest movie "The Number 23," the man who put nipples on the Batsuit takes on an intriguing premise of numerology and obsession but drops the ball compl...

Clinton comes to campus

Few speakers could follow former Vice President Al Gore's presentation of An Inconvenient Truth Wednesday evening. That is, of course, unless his old boss showed up. And he did. The long-awaited ev...

Unplug yourself from your gadgets

My job as an opinion writer is to write about my opinions. Unfortunately, this week, I don't have any outstanding or inflammatory remarks to make about choking on ice cubes or wiping whipped cream off...

Crazy Hollywood liberals might be on to something

I watched the 79th Annual Academy Awards on Sunday. I have obscure programming choices, I know. I thought it was much better produced than in the last couple years. I particularly enjoyed the sound ef...

CD suffers from ADD; can’t decide on genre

A challenge to the reader: determine the genre of this CD. This usually isn't a difficult task, but with "North," you'll certainly have your hands full. The opening track, "Black River Bridge," leads ...

R. Kelly, Ashlee Simpson piggy-back their way to success

Nothing in this world comes easily. At least, it doesn't if you are a normal person. We normal folk have to put in extra hours of studying to get A's. We have to be super-committed to our jobs to get ...

Baseball: ‘Canes focus on stretching their streak against Fordham Ram...

The Miami Hurricanes, beginning with this weekend's three game series against the Fordham Rams, will look to continue their momentum before beginning Atlantic Coast Conference play. The Rams are the ...

is he a creep? watch out when dating boys from the ‘Net.

Dear V, I recently met a guy online in a chatroom, and I really like him a lot. We've been talking for about two months now, and things are getting pretty serious-I call him my boyfriend, and he call...

Strange News

Mother coaches children to fake retardation A woman from Tacoma, Washington admitted Monday that she coached her two children to fake retardation starting when they were four and eight years old so sh...

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